PM to BitchFork
Seriously. Keep this party rollin!
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Eh. I pretty drunk. Prob gonna ham in the shower and get an Uber to try and get laid. Fortunately I live by the bars so life is good.
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Ooh stairs have become very difficult.
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How the fuck did I go through and entire pack of smokes before even leaving
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Either I'm allergic as fuck to this deodorant or this chick from Monday gave me ringworm.
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Really hoping it's the former. Waiting on my hair to dry.
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I'm blasting love shack on my patio in my boxers while waiting for my hair to dry.
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Pitchfork51 said:
I'm bleauxing Shaq on my patio in my boxers while waiting for my hair to dry.
Fuck you Kobe! -
My move is to show up at 1 and swoop a drunk chick
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Shoes would help.
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Here's my day. -
Plus half a bottle of the turkey.Pitchfork51 said:
Here's my day. -
Apparently can't delete here on mobile fuck you vanilla
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Die. I'm listening to "no surrender" by triumph in my boxers you bitch.
When I get my hair done (,#sfter it dries you won't mess ejhtn me you faggot)!! -
Pitchfork51 said:
Die. I'm listening to "Queer" by Garbage in my sister's panties you bitch.
When I get my hair done (,#sfter it dries you won't mess ejhtn me you faggot)!! -
Damn that's just mean spirited. And I just came up to my floor with two d bags and a couple girls. One who needed to throw up. And I'm betting they will come back over inb5....3...2..1.oregonblitzkrieg said:Pitchfork51 said:Die. I'm listening to "Queer" by Garbage in my sister's panties you bitch.
When I get my hair done (,#sfter it dries you won't mess ejhtn me you faggot)!!
Wait for it.....
Boom knock knock knock knock. -
Nailed it . Time to rage.
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OMG these chicks actred liken they didn't know me. Ha! They don't want their gay ass orbiting guy friend to know what's up. Hahhaa
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I've fucked them both. Hhahaa
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Pitchfork51 said:
OMG these chicks actred liken they didn't know me. Ha! They don't want my gay ass orbiting their guy friend that's what's up. Hahhaa
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ok guys, the sexual tension on this thred is fucking killing us. Get a fucking room and have lemonparty(post pics afterwards on @Swaye 's wigwag)
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What kind of smokey treats? Parliament?Pitchfork51 said:
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Unless you're blasting Cheap Trick 'Surrender', parting your hair down the fucking middle and feathering the shit out of it with a Clairol blow dryer and a Goody comb, you're just a poser.Pitchfork51 said:Die. I'm listening to "no surrender" by triumph in my boxers you bitch.
When I get my hair done (,#sfter it dries you won't mess ejhtn me you faggot)!! -
Well this was embarrassing.
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Pitchfork51 said:
Well this was awesome.
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If there were normal people posting here, you would have a valid reason to be embarrassed. Lucky for you, this board's demographic isn't normal people.Pitchfork51 said:Well this was embarrassing.
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What the fuck does it mean to wait for your hair to dry. What's so special about your hair?
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DeepSeaZ said:
What the fuck does it mean to wait for your hair to dry. What's so special about your hair?
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Way to wagon jump bitchfork
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CuntWaffle said:
Way to bitch jump wagon fork
