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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017

  Eh. I pretty drunk. Prob gonna ham in the shower and get an Uber to try and get laid. Fortunately I live by the bars so life is good.

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017

  Ooh stairs have become very difficult.

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017

  How the fuck did I go through and entire pack of smokes before even leaving

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017

  Either I'm allergic as fuck to this deodorant or this chick from Monday gave me ringworm.

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017 edited April 2017

  Really hoping it's the former. Waiting on my hair to dry.
  
  Eh fuck it no one will know either way

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017 edited April 2017

  I'm blasting love shack on my patio in my boxers while waiting for my hair to dry.
  
  Fuck you Browning!

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• dnc Member Posts: 56,828

  April 2017

  Pitchfork51 said:

  I'm bleauxing Shaq on my patio in my boxers while waiting for my hair to dry.
  
  Fuck you Kobe!

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017

  My move is to show up at 1 and swoop a drunk chick

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017

  Shoes would help.

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017 edited April 2017

  
  
  Here's my day.

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017

  Pitchfork51 said:

  
  
  Here's my day.

  Plus half a bottle of the turkey.

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017 edited April 2017

  Apparently can't delete here on mobile fuck you vanilla

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• oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

  April 2017

  

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017 edited April 2017

  Die. I'm listening to "no surrender" by triumph in my boxers you bitch.
  
  When I get my hair done (,#sfter it dries you won't mess ejhtn me you faggot)!!

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• oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

  April 2017

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Die. I'm listening to "Queer" by Garbage in my sister's panties you bitch.
  
  When I get my hair done (,#sfter it dries you won't mess ejhtn me you faggot)!!

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017

  oregonblitzkrieg said:

  Pitchfork51 said:

  Die. I'm listening to "Queer" by Garbage in my sister's panties you bitch.
  
  When I get my hair done (,#sfter it dries you won't mess ejhtn me you faggot)!!

  Damn that's just mean spirited. And I just came up to my floor with two d bags and a couple girls. One who needed to throw up. And I'm betting they will come back over inb5....3...2..1.
  Wait for it.....
  Boom knock knock knock knock.

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017

  Nailed it . Time to rage.

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017

  OMG these chicks actred liken they didn't know me. Ha! They don't want their gay ass orbiting guy friend to know what's up. Hahhaa

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• Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,650

  April 2017

  I've fucked them both. Hhahaa

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• oregonblitzkrieg Member Posts: 15,288

  April 2017

  Pitchfork51 said:

  OMG these chicks actred liken they didn't know me. Ha! They don't want my gay ass orbiting their guy friend that's what's up. Hahhaa

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