United Airlines & Yoga Pants

pawz said:

salemcoog said:

pawz said:

Shameful lack of love for Air Asia in this thread.

Except their all strip... er uh Models that don't even work for the Airline.

When was the last time you flew AirAsia?







That's what I thought.

doogie said:

priapism said:

Cops in Asia are more tolerant and will give you some time to comply. A Japanese cop may spend hours dealing with a troubling person. In the U.S., the cops will give you 5-90 seconds to comply, or they usually start roughing you up or seriously beating your ass if no one is around. Cops in the U.S. are lazy and want to get back to their donuts and warm coffee. There's too much of a US Marine core mindset and ADHD laziness to patiently solve certain sensitive situations. Certain cops learn to treat everyone shitty.

I remember when Northwestern use to offer their passengers $400 to delay their flight if they ever overbooked. My dad use to volunteer multiple times to make some extra money. I think he made $800 once. Now airlines have you roughed up when they oversell, seems to be the more profitable method. Certain airlines learn to treat everyone shitty.

$400 on a Monday? Ain't happening. They had just bumped it to $800. Guarantee you ears perked up at that point and at least 20 hands were ready to shoot into the air at the next bump to $1,000 or $1,200.

Today, United has lost $900,000,000 in market value. United is on its way to Friedman Air territory flying around retired bargain hunting tourists