United Airlines & Yoga Pants
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$400 on a Monday? Ain't happening. They had just bumped it to $800. Guarantee you ears perked up at that point and at least 20 hands were ready to shoot into the air at the next bump to $1,000 or $1,200.priapism said:Cops in Asia are more tolerant and will give you some time to comply. A Japanese cop may spend hours dealing with a troubling person. In the U.S., the cops will give you 5-90 seconds to comply, or they usually start roughing you up or seriously beating your ass if no one is around. Cops in the U.S. are lazy and want to get back to their donuts and warm coffee. There's too much of a US Marine core mindset and ADHD laziness to patiently solve certain sensitive situations. Certain cops learn to treat everyone shitty.
I remember when Northwestern use to offer their passengers $400 to delay their flight if they ever overbooked. My dad use to volunteer multiple times to make some extra money. I think he made $800 once. Now airlines have you roughed up when they oversell, seems to be the more profitable method. Certain airlines learn to treat everyone shitty.
Today, United has lost $900,000,000 in market value. United is on its way to Friedman Air territory flying around retired bargain hunting tourists -
Three-boobed woman is all you need to remember.PurpleThrobber said:
Is Total Recall the one where Sharon and Sly got busy in the shower?RaceBannon said:
Consider this a divorce as he blows away Sharon StoneBearsWiin said:Lufthansa/Austrian Star Alliance got me where I needed to go, no problem. One of Lufthansa stewardesses looked like the woman that Arnold disguised himself as in Total Recall.
Perhaps his best one liner
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This is the only thing people usually rememberPurpleThrobber said:
Is Total Recall the one where Sharon and Sly got busy in the shower?RaceBannon said:
Consider this a divorce as he blows away Sharon StoneBearsWiin said:Lufthansa/Austrian Star Alliance got me where I needed to go, no problem. One of Lufthansa stewardesses looked like the woman that Arnold disguised himself as in Total Recall.
Perhaps his best one liner
Remember absolutely nothing about that movie otherwise.
https://youtu.be/Z5TqD5xf0ic
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I'm surprised they didn't sell CEO's couch already in all honesty. He screwed the pooch by not admitting fault. That fucked United even more. That raises potential money loss big time. Like the defense lawyer on CNN said, add a dollar for every person who saw the video, get ready to pay. Call it Dao airlines.... Then you pay the people immediately around the incident...doogie said:
$400 on a Monday? Ain't happening. They had just bumped it to $800. Guarantee you ears perked up at that point and at least 20 hands were ready to shoot into the air at the next bump to $1,000 or $1,200.priapism said:Cops in Asia are more tolerant and will give you some time to comply. A Japanese cop may spend hours dealing with a troubling person. In the U.S., the cops will give you 5-90 seconds to comply, or they usually start roughing you up or seriously beating your ass if no one is around. Cops in the U.S. are lazy and want to get back to their donuts and warm coffee. There's too much of a US Marine core mindset and ADHD laziness to patiently solve certain sensitive situations. Certain cops learn to treat everyone shitty.
I remember when Northwestern use to offer their passengers $400 to delay their flight if they ever overbooked. My dad use to volunteer multiple times to make some extra money. I think he made $800 once. Now airlines have you roughed up when they oversell, seems to be the more profitable method. Certain airlines learn to treat everyone shitty.
Today, United has lost $900,000,000 in market value. United is on its way to Friedman Air territory flying around retired bargain hunting tourists -
SEE YOU AT THE PAHTY RICHTAH!!!Pitchfork51 said:
This is the only thing people usually rememberPurpleThrobber said:
Is Total Recall the one where Sharon and Sly got busy in the shower?RaceBannon said:
Consider this a divorce as he blows away Sharon StoneBearsWiin said:Lufthansa/Austrian Star Alliance got me where I needed to go, no problem. One of Lufthansa stewardesses looked like the woman that Arnold disguised himself as in Total Recall.
Perhaps his best one liner
Remember absolutely nothing about that movie otherwise.https://youtu.be/Z5TqD5xf0ic -
And this thread contains that rarest of animals, the up-voted @doogie poast
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I've always wanted to own an airline, maybe they can rough me up next.
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They will be bailed out if it comes to that. Corporate welfaredoogie said:
$400 on a Monday? Ain't happening. They had just bumped it to $800. Guarantee you ears perked up at that point and at least 20 hands were ready to shoot into the air at the next bump to $1,000 or $1,200.priapism said:Cops in Asia are more tolerant and will give you some time to comply. A Japanese cop may spend hours dealing with a troubling person. In the U.S., the cops will give you 5-90 seconds to comply, or they usually start roughing you up or seriously beating your ass if no one is around. Cops in the U.S. are lazy and want to get back to their donuts and warm coffee. There's too much of a US Marine core mindset and ADHD laziness to patiently solve certain sensitive situations. Certain cops learn to treat everyone shitty.
I remember when Northwestern use to offer their passengers $400 to delay their flight if they ever overbooked. My dad use to volunteer multiple times to make some extra money. I think he made $800 once. Now airlines have you roughed up when they oversell, seems to be the more profitable method. Certain airlines learn to treat everyone shitty.
Today, United has lost $900,000,000 in market value. United is on its way to Friedman Air territory flying around retired bargain hunting tourists -
Flew to Kuala Lumpur on Air Asia. It's a crappy airline. But the stewardasses are hot.pawz said:Shameful lack of love for Air Asia in this thread.
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Visit any peaceful Muslim temples there?oregonblitzkrieg said:
Flew to Kuala Lumpur on Air Asia. It's a crappy airline. But the stewardasses are hot.pawz said:Shameful lack of love for Air Asia in this thread.
