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Update from Rehab

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  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,425
    Swaye said:

    I have only had one really bad stalker chick thing happen and it was years and years ago. The chick lived in Silverdale, and was also a redhead. Never fuck a chick from Silverdale. Ever.
    Good to know. I appreciate knowing what to watch for when I come out for the game this year!
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,719 Founders Club

    Good to know. I appreciate knowing what to watch for when I come out for the game this year!
    Basically avoid chicks from the west sound period. Port Orchard, Paulsbo, Bremerton, Silverdale, etc. Nailed a hot chick from Vaughn once, so I guess there are some good ones over there but not typical.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    Sven flag incoming above.

    As you requested
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,425

    you'll need to swing by Silverdale and the 7-11 in the U-district. Easy walk from HS, fo' sho'.

    I'm betting the stadium will be rocking!
  • 89ute89ute Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,477 Swaye's Wigwam
    Do you graduate tomorrow?
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,425
    89ute said:

    Do you graduate tomorrow?

    My advice would be a booze and drug filled binge. A week or so seems solid.
  • Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 25,142 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Basically avoid chicks from the west sound period. Port Orchard, Paulsbo, Bremerton, Silverdale, etc. Nailed a hot chick from Vaughn once, so I guess there are some good ones over there but not typical.
    I'm going to a wedding around those parts this summer. I figure it'll be fine since I'll be 1,100 miles away in a few days.
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161

    My advice would be a booze and drug filled binge. A week or so seems solid.
    The Court system doesn't work that way - there's probably some "follow up with aftercare and random drug screens" in his immediate future...

    Really only one thing that can be done - go to Sexaholics Anonymous meetings and find the chronic relapsers
  • Ice_HolmvikIce_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912

    I'm going to a wedding around those parts this summer. I figure it'll be fine since I'll be 1,100 miles away in a few days.
    Got your eye on one of the Groomsmen?
  • SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,719 Founders Club
    Mosster47 said:

    This was around 2005ish. We were still in our 6th St and Country Club apartment. Anyways we are having a pool party. Our apartment patio was on the pool, but there was a solid wooden fence so you had to go around to an actual gate to get to the pool. Fuck that, I have a redneck past. I cut the horizontal supports, put in a few hinges and we had direct access.

    Anyways I'm pretty wasted and I talk this girl to going back to the room. I go to finger her and she tells me she is on her period. I of course instantly change course to a BJ. She looks me in the eye and says "I don't do that."

    I instantly leap out of bed and run out to the living room where there are 10 or 12 guys and girls and start loudly telling them that there is a girl on this earth who doesn't give head. All of them equally start making fun of her and she ran out and left.

    To this day I still hope she was killed on the way home or at the very least was sterile so that horrible trait wasn't passed on.
    I laffed.
  • Mosster47Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    Swaye said:

    I laffed.
    Here is how you handle the crazy redhead. Get a phone number on Sideline. Tell her it's your new number because you want to get rid of the bad people in your life, but you care about her.

    NEVER let her know where you live or answer a call or text from your real number. Tell her you really like her and want to keep in touch, but you can't let her bad influences be a part of your life. Every 9 or 10 days text her and go bang her at her place or somewhere semi-public.

    You're welcome.
  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    I'm packing. Departure at 8AM EST.

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    Why do I assume that @Swaye is back in jail by now?
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,425
    Mosster47 said:

    This was around 2005ish. We were still in our 6th St and Country Club apartment. Anyways we are having a pool party. Our apartment patio was on the pool, but there was a solid wooden fence so you had to go around to an actual gate to get to the pool. Fuck that, I have a redneck past. I cut the horizontal supports, put in a few hinges and we had direct access.

    Anyways I'm pretty wasted and I talk this girl to going back to the room. I go to finger her and she tells me she is on her period. I of course instantly change course to a BJ. She looks me in the eye and says "I don't do that."

    I instantly leap out of bed and run out to the living room where there are 10 or 12 guys and girls and start loudly telling them that there is a girl on this earth who doesn't give head. All of them equally start making fun of her and she ran out and left.

    To this day I still hope she was killed on the way home or at the very least was sterile so that horrible trait wasn't passed on.
    It was passed on.
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    edited April 2017

    Why do I assume that @Swaye is back in jail by now?
    I thought about starting a poll...

    "When Will Swaye Relapse ?"

    1) he already has

    2) as soon as the Waffle House waitress goes on break

  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,425
    tenndawg said:

    I thought about starting a poll...

    "When Will Swaye Relapse ?"

    1) he already has

    2) as soon as the Waffle House waitress goes on break

    Cmon now
  • tenndawgtenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    edited April 2017

    Cmon now
    We all know he won't relapse and rehab was a positive life change - but where's the fun in that ?
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