Update from Rehab
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We must never judge.tenndawg said:
It's a way of denying all personal responsibility for living a life of licentous depravityWeakarmCobra said:
i think you two need get a room and host a lemonparty."preordained fate" who the fuck talks like that loltenndawg said:
It's a great sickness - wouldn't take the antidote even if there was oneSwaye said:
It's like we share the same brain.tenndawg said:
You totally used her, you never cared about herSwaye said:Two more days until freedom. In an interesting aside, Red got kicked out yesterday for trying to have booze smuggled into rehab. She texted me drunk last night asking if we can still see each other when I get out. I'm not sure a raging alcoholic who just got kicked out of rehab is the best thing for me. Then again, perhaps it is.
You fucked her half out of habit, half to impress yourself, and half to tell us - all 3 halves are important and we are grateful to have been considered and kept abreast
As you know from prior experience, tossing aside a psycho is always tricky
Not saying you need any help, but you could tell her you understated the seriousness of your court case, and there's more felonies they are holding off on if you complete rehab and probation, which includes more court ordered outpatient treatment
Tell her your probation officer / drug counselor won't let you be in new relationships and violating that subjects you to prison
Basically blame the system and other people that you can't see her
Or....fuck her on the outside and post some unseemly pics of her, along with tales of what she's like all drunk and crazy
I vote for the second option
Luckily, there's no cure...
We're not to blame, it's our preordained fate -
You sound like one of those "hold people accountable" conservative assholes - which means you are having an affair with your maid's teenage son -
Abundance? in the proper order, of coursetenndawg said:
You totally used her, you never cared about herSwaye said:Two more days until freedom. In an interesting aside, Red got kicked out yesterday for trying to have booze smuggled into rehab. She texted me drunk last night asking if we can still see each other when I get out. I'm not sure a raging alcoholic who just got kicked out of rehab is the best thing for me. Then again, perhaps it is.
You fucked her half out of habit, half to impress yourself, and half to tell us - all 3 halves are important and we are grateful to have been considered and kept abreast
As you know from prior experience, tossing aside a psycho is always tricky
Not saying you need any help, but you could tell her you understated the seriousness of your court case, and there's more felonies they are holding off on if you complete rehab and probation, which includes more court ordered outpatient treatment
Tell her your probation officer / drug counselor won't let you be in new relationships and violating that subjects you to prison
Basically blame the system and other people that you can't see her
Or....fuck her on the outside and post some unseemly pics of her, along with tales of what she's like all drunk and crazy
I vote for the second option -
Wow u think highly of me. That i have a maid. I still live in my two dad's basement.tenndawg said:
It's a way of denying all personal responsibility for living a life of licentous depravityWeakarmCobra said:
i think you two need get a room and host a lemonparty."preordained fate" who the fuck talks like that loltenndawg said:
It's a great sickness - wouldn't take the antidote even if there was oneSwaye said:
It's like we share the same brain.tenndawg said:
You totally used her, you never cared about herSwaye said:Two more days until freedom. In an interesting aside, Red got kicked out yesterday for trying to have booze smuggled into rehab. She texted me drunk last night asking if we can still see each other when I get out. I'm not sure a raging alcoholic who just got kicked out of rehab is the best thing for me. Then again, perhaps it is.
You fucked her half out of habit, half to impress yourself, and half to tell us - all 3 halves are important and we are grateful to have been considered and kept abreast
As you know from prior experience, tossing aside a psycho is always tricky
Not saying you need any help, but you could tell her you understated the seriousness of your court case, and there's more felonies they are holding off on if you complete rehab and probation, which includes more court ordered outpatient treatment
Tell her your probation officer / drug counselor won't let you be in new relationships and violating that subjects you to prison
Basically blame the system and other people that you can't see her
Or....fuck her on the outside and post some unseemly pics of her, along with tales of what she's like all drunk and crazy
I vote for the second option
Luckily, there's no cure...
We're not to blame, it's our preordained fate -
You sound like one of those "hold people accountable" conservative assholes - which means you are having an affair with your maid's teenage son -
Keep tearing it up Swaye
Or you know, some new slut -
You are like Swaye's cool drug counselor who always keeps it real.tenndawg said:
You totally used her, you never cared about herSwaye said:Two more days until freedom. In an interesting aside, Red got kicked out yesterday for trying to have booze smuggled into rehab. She texted me drunk last night asking if we can still see each other when I get out. I'm not sure a raging alcoholic who just got kicked out of rehab is the best thing for me. Then again, perhaps it is.
You fucked her half out of habit, half to impress yourself, and half to tell us - all 3 halves are important and we are grateful to have been considered and kept abreast
As you know from prior experience, tossing aside a psycho is always tricky
Not saying you need any help, but you could tell her you understated the seriousness of your court case, and there's more felonies they are holding off on if you complete rehab and probation, which includes more court ordered outpatient treatment
Tell her your probation officer / drug counselor won't let you be in new relationships and violating that subjects you to prison
Basically blame the system and other people that you can't see her
Or....fuck her on the outside and post some unseemly pics of her, along with tales of what she's like all drunk and crazy
I vote for the second option
I would simply ignore the texts and calls if I were Swaye. She doesn't know where he lives. Once he's out, he's out.
Great thread. I think it's a classic. -
Swaye probably has the highest chance of DIAFF of anyone here.
Something tells me this drunk bitch is gonna light your trailer on fire at some point. -
That is a weird thought, even for this board. Unless there is a fireman that posts here, Swaye is the easy choice.Pitchfork51 said:Swaye probably has the highest chance of DIAFF of anyone here.
Something tells me this drunk bitch is gonna light your trailer on fire at some point. -
I deal with crazy chicks all the time. They do crazy shit.RoadDawg55 said:
That is a weird thought, even for this board. Unless there is a fireman that posts here, Swaye is the easy choice.Pitchfork51 said:Swaye probably has the highest chance of DIAFF of anyone here.
Something tells me this drunk bitch is gonna light your trailer on fire at some point.
I did bang meth chick a year ago. I thought it was cocaine. Oops. She was going to Tent City the next day for a DUI and trying to have a last hurrah.
A few months later I had one of those Nest thermostats left by my front door with "From Jane" written in lipstick on it.
I feared for my life the next couple months until I moved out.
Although that thing is pretty badass. -
I have only had one really bad stalker chick thing happen and it was years and years ago. The chick lived in Silverdale, and was also a redhead. Never fuck a chick from Silverdale. Ever.Pitchfork51 said:
I deal with crazy chicks all the time. They do crazy shit.RoadDawg55 said:
That is a weird thought, even for this board. Unless there is a fireman that posts here, Swaye is the easy choice.Pitchfork51 said:Swaye probably has the highest chance of DIAFF of anyone here.
Something tells me this drunk bitch is gonna light your trailer on fire at some point.
I did bang meth chick a year ago. I thought it was cocaine. Oops. She was going to Tent City the next day for a DUI and trying to have a last hurrah.
A few months later I had one of those Nest thermostats left by my front door with "From Jane" written in lipstick on it.
I feared for my life the next couple months until I moved out.
Although that thing is pretty badass. -
So now I have to...Swaye said:
Never fuck a chick from Silverdale. Ever.Pitchfork51 said:
I deal with crazy chicks all the time. They do crazy shit.RoadDawg55 said:
That is a weird thought, even for this board. Unless there is a fireman that posts here, Swaye is the easy choice.Pitchfork51 said:Swaye probably has the highest chance of DIAFF of anyone here.
Something tells me this drunk bitch is gonna light your trailer on fire at some point.
I did bang meth chick a year ago. I thought it was cocaine. Oops. She was going to Tent City the next day for a DUI and trying to have a last hurrah.
A few months later I had one of those Nest thermostats left by my front door with "From Jane" written in lipstick on it.
I feared for my life the next couple months until I moved out.
Although that thing is pretty badass.
Maybe put some of that red hot diablo primo seed in her, make her eXXXtra fucking crazy
