Update from Rehab

tenndawg said:

WeakarmCobra said:

tenndawg said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

Swaye said:

Two more days until freedom. In an interesting aside, Red got kicked out yesterday for trying to have booze smuggled into rehab. She texted me drunk last night asking if we can still see each other when I get out. I'm not sure a raging alcoholic who just got kicked out of rehab is the best thing for me. Then again, perhaps it is.

You totally used her, you never cared about her

You fucked her half out of habit, half to impress yourself, and half to tell us - all 3 halves are important and we are grateful to have been considered and kept abreast

As you know from prior experience, tossing aside a psycho is always tricky

Not saying you need any help, but you could tell her you understated the seriousness of your court case, and there's more felonies they are holding off on if you complete rehab and probation, which includes more court ordered outpatient treatment

Tell her your probation officer / drug counselor won't let you be in new relationships and violating that subjects you to prison

Basically blame the system and other people that you can't see her

Or....fuck her on the outside and post some unseemly pics of her, along with tales of what she's like all drunk and crazy

I vote for the second option

It's like we share the same brain.

It's a great sickness - wouldn't take the antidote even if there was one

Luckily, there's no cure...

We're not to blame, it's our preordained fate -

i think you two need get a room and host a lemonparty."preordained fate" who the fuck talks like that lol

It's a way of denying all personal responsibility for living a life of licentous depravity

You sound like one of those "hold people accountable" conservative assholes - which means you are having an affair with your maid's teenage son

tenndawg said:

WeakarmCobra said:

tenndawg said:

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

Swaye said:

Two more days until freedom. In an interesting aside, Red got kicked out yesterday for trying to have booze smuggled into rehab. She texted me drunk last night asking if we can still see each other when I get out. I'm not sure a raging alcoholic who just got kicked out of rehab is the best thing for me. Then again, perhaps it is.

You totally used her, you never cared about her

You fucked her half out of habit, half to impress yourself, and half to tell us - all 3 halves are important and we are grateful to have been considered and kept abreast

As you know from prior experience, tossing aside a psycho is always tricky

Not saying you need any help, but you could tell her you understated the seriousness of your court case, and there's more felonies they are holding off on if you complete rehab and probation, which includes more court ordered outpatient treatment

Tell her your probation officer / drug counselor won't let you be in new relationships and violating that subjects you to prison

Basically blame the system and other people that you can't see her

Or....fuck her on the outside and post some unseemly pics of her, along with tales of what she's like all drunk and crazy

I vote for the second option

It's like we share the same brain.

It's a great sickness - wouldn't take the antidote even if there was one

Luckily, there's no cure...

We're not to blame, it's our preordained fate -

i think you two need get a room and host a lemonparty."preordained fate" who the fuck talks like that lol

It's a way of denying all personal responsibility for living a life of licentous depravity

You sound like one of those "hold people accountable" conservative assholes - which means you are having an affair with your maid's teenage son

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye probably has the highest chance of DIAFF of anyone here.

Something tells me this drunk bitch is gonna light your trailer on fire at some point.

That is a weird thought, even for this board. Unless there is a fireman that posts here, Swaye is the easy choice.

I deal with crazy chicks all the time. They do crazy shit.

I did bang meth chick a year ago. I thought it was cocaine. Oops. She was going to Tent City the next day for a DUI and trying to have a last hurrah.
A few months later I had one of those Nest thermostats left by my front door with "From Jane" written in lipstick on it.
I feared for my life the next couple months until I moved out.

Although that thing is pretty badass.

I have only had one really bad stalker chick thing happen and it was years and years ago. The chick lived in Silverdale, and was also a redhead. Never fuck a chick from Silverdale. Ever.

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye probably has the highest chance of DIAFF of anyone here.

Something tells me this drunk bitch is gonna light your trailer on fire at some point.

That is a weird thought, even for this board. Unless there is a fireman that posts here, Swaye is the easy choice.

I deal with crazy chicks all the time. They do crazy shit.

I did bang meth chick a year ago. I thought it was cocaine. Oops. She was going to Tent City the next day for a DUI and trying to have a last hurrah.
A few months later I had one of those Nest thermostats left by my front door with "From Jane" written in lipstick on it.
I feared for my life the next couple months until I moved out.

Although that thing is pretty badass.

I have only had one really bad stalker chick thing happen and it was years and years ago. The chick lived in Silverdale, and was also a redhead. Never fuck a chick from Silverdale. Ever.

Good to know. I appreciate knowing what to watch for when I come out for the game this year!

Basically avoid chicks from the west sound period. Port Orchard, Paulsbo, Bremerton, Silverdale, etc. Nailed a hot chick from Vaughn once, so I guess there are some good ones over there but not typical.

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

RoadDawg55 said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Swaye probably has the highest chance of DIAFF of anyone here.

Something tells me this drunk bitch is gonna light your trailer on fire at some point.

That is a weird thought, even for this board. Unless there is a fireman that posts here, Swaye is the easy choice.

I deal with crazy chicks all the time. They do crazy shit.

I did bang meth chick a year ago. I thought it was cocaine. Oops. She was going to Tent City the next day for a DUI and trying to have a last hurrah.
A few months later I had one of those Nest thermostats left by my front door with "From Jane" written in lipstick on it.
I feared for my life the next couple months until I moved out.

Although that thing is pretty badass.

I have only had one really bad stalker chick thing happen and it was years and years ago. The chick lived in Silverdale, and was also a redhead. Never fuck a chick from Silverdale. Ever.

Good to know. I appreciate knowing what to watch for when I come out for the game this year!

Basically avoid chicks from the west sound period. Port Orchard, Paulsbo, Bremerton, Silverdale, etc. Nailed a hot chick from Vaughn once, so I guess there are some good ones over there but not typical.

I'm going to a wedding around those parts this summer. I figure it'll be fine since I'll be 1,100 miles away in a few days.

Mosster47 said:

Swaye said:

Pitchfork51 said:

89ute said:

Pitchfork51 said:

YellowSnow said:

Swaye said:

doogie said:

Swaye said:

Let me address some comments and concerns.

Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.

Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.

I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit.

Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?

Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.

Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?

As an aside I absolutely despise when service workers call me chief or boss

That's why I usually go with a blow job, I don't want to hear any talk.

In other good news I just finished banging a chick that I picked up at the bar a few hours back. She wouldn't give me a blowjob. Super weird.


The worst part of the whole thing is that I actually did take a pic but I can't find it on my phone

Girls that won't give blowjobs cannot be trusted.

This was around 2005ish. We were still in our 6th St and Country Club apartment. Anyways we are having a pool party. Our apartment patio was on the pool, but there was a solid wooden fence so you had to go around to an actual gate to get to the pool. Fuck that, I have a redneck past. I cut the horizontal supports, put in a few hinges and we had direct access.

Anyways I'm pretty wasted and I talk this girl to going back to the room. I go to finger her and she tells me she is on her period. I of course instantly change course to a BJ. She looks me in the eye and says "I don't do that."

I instantly leap out of bed and run out to the living room where there are 10 or 12 guys and girls and start loudly telling them that there is a girl on this earth who doesn't give head. All of them equally start making fun of her and she ran out and left.

To this day I still hope she was killed on the way home or at the very least was sterile so that horrible trait wasn't passed on.

tenndawg said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Swaye said:

I'm packing. Departure at 8AM EST.

Why do I assume that @Swaye is back in jail by now?

I thought about starting a poll...

"When Will Swaye Relapse ?"

1) he already has

2) as soon as the Waffle House waitress goes on break