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  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,244 Founders Club
    Correction to my last post in this thread: It's Nurse Ratched, not Rachett. My bad.

    Louise Fletcher BTW - wood vote by me.
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,834 Founders Club
    One Flew Over is one of the rare movies that actually effected change. People gave up on looney bins after watching it. How could they do that to our Jack?
  • 89ute
    89ute Member Posts: 2,485

    Swaye said:

    doogie said:

    Swaye said:

    Let me address some comments and concerns.

    Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.

    Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.

    I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit.

    Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?
    Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.
    Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?
    As an aside I absolutely despise when service workers call me chief or boss
    That's why I usually go with a blow job, I don't want to hear any talk.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    89ute said:

    Swaye said:

    doogie said:

    Swaye said:

    Let me address some comments and concerns.

    Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.

    Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.

    I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit.

    Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?
    Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.
    Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?
    As an aside I absolutely despise when service workers call me chief or boss
    That's why I usually go with a blow job, I don't want to hear any talk.
    In other good news I just finished banging a chick that I picked up at the bar a few hours back. She wouldn't give me a blowjob. Super weird.


    The worst part of the whole thing is that I actually did take a pic but I can't find it on my phone
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161

    89ute said:

    Swaye said:

    doogie said:

    Swaye said:

    Let me address some comments and concerns.

    Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.

    Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.

    I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit.

    Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?
    Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.
    Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?
    As an aside I absolutely despise when service workers call me chief or boss
    That's why I usually go with a blow job, I don't want to hear any talk.
    In other good news I just finished banging a chick that I picked up at the bar a few hours back. She wouldn't give me a blowjob. Super weird.


    The worst part of the whole thing is that I actually did take a pic but I can't find it on my phone
    Either she's a fat amputee, or you whacked off to porn in the basement...

    The dog never really eats the homework, and we know why you "can't find" the pic...
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Swaye said:

    89ute said:

    Swaye said:

    doogie said:

    Swaye said:

    Let me address some comments and concerns.

    Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.

    Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.

    I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit.

    Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?
    Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.
    Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?
    As an aside I absolutely despise when service workers call me chief or boss
    That's why I usually go with a blow job, I don't want to hear any talk.
    In other good news I just finished banging a chick that I picked up at the bar a few hours back. She wouldn't give me a blowjob. Super weird.


    The worst part of the whole thing is that I actually did take a pic but I can't find it on my phone
    Girls that won't give blowjobs cannot be trusted.
    True dat. Nothing builds trust like having one's shaft in someone's mouth
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Has your rehab slut gone batshit crazy and turned on you yet?
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    doogie said:

    Has your rehab slut gone batshit crazy and turned on you yet?

    Pegging?
  • BrickSquad
    BrickSquad Member Posts: 1,658
    Swaye said:

    image

    Mission Accomplished. I amaze even myself.

    dis u? pm me
  • BrickSquad
    BrickSquad Member Posts: 1,658
    let me smash that
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    doogie said:

    Has your rehab slut gone batshit crazy and turned on you yet?

    Not yet, but I figure I have 11 more days for her to stab me. She did let me PIIHB last night though, so might be worth being stabbed. As long as I don't die.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    tenndawg said:

    You are getting blow jobs and fucking some girl up the poop shoot in a rehab center and they are giving you advice ?

    Shiiiiiiit...if they'd pay attention they might learn something

    If the bug killing thing doesn't work out you should do seminars

    It's funny because I didn't know what to expect here. I didn't know if it would be lockdown or what. They mostly let us do whatever we want as long as you don't leave or try to get someone to sneak any booze or drugs in. As long as you stay on premises and follow the rules, you get free time from 8-10 every night and you can be in anyones room you want. As long as you are in your room at 10 for lights out - they do a bed check like a degenerates summer camp. So gay. But anyway, I feel pretty sure there are other people fucking. It's sort of like a party around here but without any of the drugs or fun - just the sex.
    But the booze. The lack of fucking booze!
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,244 Founders Club
    So is all this no-booze, #2 holing on the tax payers or your own dime?
  • Bad_MotherDucker
    Bad_MotherDucker Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 1,368 Swaye's Wigwam
    What's it like to fuck sober?

    Axing for a fren
  • YellowSnow
    YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,244 Founders Club
    tenndawg said:

    So is all this no-booze, #2 holing on the tax payers or your own dime?

    Who cares ? All you're trying to do is weaken our great nation

    I believe in an America that invests in Swaye - let him fuck different women in different places and different mental states, and report about it on HH

    Load by load, he is making America great again
    You'll get no argument from me on this point. Just curious how the justice system works in these instances- i.e., if a jurdge orders rehab, who pays for it.
  • 89ute
    89ute Member Posts: 2,485
    edited March 2017

    tenndawg said:

    So is all this no-booze, #2 holing on the tax payers or your own dime?

    Who cares ? All you're trying to do is weaken our great nation

    I believe in an America that invests in Swaye - let him fuck different women in different places and different mental states, and report about it on HH

    Load by load, he is making America great again
    You'll get no argument from me on this point. Just curious how the justice system works in these instances- i.e., if a jurdge orders rehab, who pays for it.
    I too am interested in knowing and agree. Instead of jail sentences, I'm betting this is a more effective approach for the people that were given the option. We pay for jail sentences so I'm thinking we pay for this too. I like it.

    edit after search

    In most cases, court-ordered drug rehabilitation will fall on the shoulders of the plaintiff, i.e., the person suffering from addiction. In fact, the court is never required to pay for your treatment.Oct 7, 2015


  • 89ute
    89ute Member Posts: 2,485
    tenndawg said:

    tenndawg said:

    So is all this no-booze, #2 holing on the tax payers or your own dime?

    Who cares ? All you're trying to do is weaken our great nation

    I believe in an America that invests in Swaye - let him fuck different women in different places and different mental states, and report about it on HH

    Load by load, he is making America great again
    You'll get no argument from me on this point. Just curious how the justice system works in these instances- i.e., if a jurdge orders rehab, who pays for it.
    Well since you're curious....

    Typically the Judge doesn't "order" rehab - this sounds like a plea agreement between the DA and Swaye's attorney, and The Court (Judge) approved it

    If Swaye has really good insurance through work his insurance company might have paid

    Given Swaye's creativity and level of intelligence manifested in his writing style, I don't believe he really works at Orkin for $9 an hour, so it's possible he has a better job with private insurance --- of course lots of alcoholic / addicts are quite intelligent and drastically underachieve due to substance abuse and related issues, so anything is possible

    Anyway... courts and counties often get a limited number of grants to pay for rehab, and many defendant's do go to rehab at government expense - and of course those with low cost government supplied insurance often have government insurance pay for it

    Most jurisdictions are quite used to this sort of thing, all the local DA''s, judges, probation officers and competent defense attorneys know what "resources" are out there, they know the criteria, and it's business as usual

    Swaye is just a piece of meat for the justice grinder, he will probably be subject to random drug screens upon release, and he will have to follow some sort of aftercare program with AA/NA meetings or "outpatient" with a private provider

    I tend to cynically view rehab as just another multi-billion dollar industry at this point, though it definitely does help some people
    40K?
    How much does an Orkin man make?
    Orkin Salaries
    Job Title Orkin Salary
    Pest Control Technician $39,578
    Branch Manager $64,344
    Commercial Account Manager $35,687