Wow - I think that's my first ever whoosh of a fellow poaster her.
Seriously though, as someone who usually tries to stick up for Utah in the face of the usual slurs, I am at a loss with the bullshit. .05 BAC is nuts and you better not hope it comes to any of *our* states of residence. Some of you light weights here - i.e., the 160 - 180 lbs dudes - could get a DUI after just 2 pints of IPA in an hour.
Fun fact. You can take one drink of beer and blow illegal up to 10 minutes later.
I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.
Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.
I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.
The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.
I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.
Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.
I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.
The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.
I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.
Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.
I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.
The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.
You talking about me or her?
I thought your people liked to steal chicks from other tribes.
Up until John Smith came along and decided he wanted to get some of that Pocahontas pussy. Point for the white man.
I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.
Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.
I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.
The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.
You talking about me or her?
I thought your people liked to steal chicks from other tribes.
Up until John Smith came along and decided he wanted to get some of that Pocahontas pussy. Point for the white man.
I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.
Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.
I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.
The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.
You talking about me or her?
I thought your people liked to steal chicks from other tribes.
Up until John Smith came along and decided he wanted to get some of that Pocahontas pussy. Point for the white man.
I plan on using the sunscreen bottle flask everywhere I go. Even though it will be like November.
Fucking Mormons. I know all their tricks. I was engaged to a Mormon chick.
I nailed a Mormon chick like 25 years ago. I still remember her name. Jill. She was probably the hottest chick I have ever banged. No lie. Just unreal looking. But wholesome, which is out of my wheelhouse. I am going to visualize her when I smash red tonight. Thanks for the reminder.
The inbreeding and polygamy really does produce some fine bloodlines. No doubt.
You talking about me or her?
I thought your people liked to steal chicks from other tribes.
Up until John Smith came along and decided he wanted to get some of that Pocahontas pussy. Point for the white man.
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And go pump some petrol ya fuckin Loob.
Up until John Smith came along and decided he wanted to get some of that Pocahontas pussy. Point for the white man.