Update from Rehab
Mission Accomplished. I amaze even myself.
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Hahahaha fuck yeah!
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Nice instagram pic #bordersbabySwaye said:
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Is that the needy chick you banged?
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You owe me a PM
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After a couple of weeks in rehab, they all start looking good:
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Thank you for your service.
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Carpet - Curtains match?
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I'm fearful our friend Swaye may have a total breakdown when he reaches the step where you must take inventory and also apologize to the ones you've hurt.
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Then again I'm thinking this might not be Swayes first rodeo and he knows how to cut all the corners while staying in compliance
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Yeah man you don't think he can get a good one day man you can do that for you guys to do it all day long and he's a great coach he is really great and he has no sense to have the time to score.
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Disagree.Dennis_DeYoung said:Yeah man you don't think he can get a good one day man you can do that for you guys to do it all day long and he's a great coach he is really great and he has no sense to have the time to score.
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Her outfit is absurd.Swaye said:
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Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit. -
Swaye: The Other Red Meat
I Wanna Be Like Swaye
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She's going to find you.Swaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ6pLKlU-8Q
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Absurd in a good way. Don't get all red and angrySwaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit. -
So did you join the unemployment line?
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She's on the path to rehab success
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If she's dead she can't be pregnant. That's my motto.
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Would you consider teaming with @shermanalexiedawg to ghostwrite this adventure? He is money on drunken savage stories.Swaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit. -
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Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?Swaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit. -
Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.doogie said:
Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?Swaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit. -
JezuZ Fuck man
You need to apologize to the group and especially thank those courageous enough to show their feelings
Talk about how being a bad ass loner kept you drunk and high, and unable to enjoy life on life's terms
Act like you spent a restless night going through an inner struggle, but the painful awakening was worth it, and the truth will set you free
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Double posting idiot fag
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Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?Swaye said:
Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.doogie said:
Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?Swaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit. -
Only once.YellowSnow said:
Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?Swaye said:
Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.doogie said:
Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?Swaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit. -
Only onceYellowSnow said:
Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?Swaye said:
Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.doogie said:
Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?Swaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit.
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As an aside I absolutely despise when service workers call me chief or bossYellowSnow said:
Does anyone call you Chief? Is Nurse Rachett kind of a cunt?Swaye said:
Fucking terrible. First off, a couple of the dudes cried while discussing feelings. That's actually pretty much it. Fags cried. Everyone acted concerned. I rolled my eyes and was lambasted by the therapist for not understanding the depth of their pain and being strong enough to express my own emotions. So, I did a silent fart to protest all things emotional and never said another word the entire session.doogie said:
Curious, how did finger banging with feelings go after breakfast yesterday?Swaye said:Let me address some comments and concerns.
Face is meh and teeth are sort of fucked, but her body is really fucking nice in all respects and she can suck until your toes curl. Red up top and brown when you go down - landing strip. Smart, witty girl but more importantly a complete and raging alcoholic.
Crushed it again last night and I think this is going to be a thing for the the last two weeks of my incarceration. NOGAF what her outfit looks like when you have been in rehab prison for two weeks. Jesus.
I'm off to breakfast and then finger painting with feelings or some shit.
