The free market confirms NASCAR is boring as fuck
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You could put nekked chicks fucking donkeys in the infield and I still wouldn't watch NASCAR.
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It's demise began right after this in 2006:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJVQxvJF_n8
It made all the sociopaths who love this "sport" vexed and shamed. -
Unless Tony Stewart is running over someone on a dirt track I'm not chinterested.
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By the way didn't the market make it yuge?
The market giveth and the market taketh away -
Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.
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Close ... and a beach to bootYellowSnow said:Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdQt8pW3ps -
Now this bad ass. You got F-100 super sabres flying over an actual beach racing.Southerndawg said:
Close ... and a beach to bootYellowSnow said:Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdQt8pW3ps
I could hear George Jones singing "The Race is On" while watching. -
They could start beheading muslims in the pit during stop time and I wouldn't tune inalumni94 said:Marketing people keep thinking that they can take sports that mostly males watch, tweak them and add in females. Therefore instant 50% growth in market. The problem is while doing that they pussify the original content and lose the die-hard fans.
What NASCAR needs understand they are watched by males and stop the marketing to females or families. They need to find a way to add in way more poontang. That would get every male to at least check it out. Some might even find it interesting. Start with something easy, link lap girls or something. Tits never hurt anything. -
Fact Check - this is a liephineas said:
They could start beheading muslims in the pit during stop time and I wouldn't tune inalumni94 said:Marketing people keep thinking that they can take sports that mostly males watch, tweak them and add in females. Therefore instant 50% growth in market. The problem is while doing that they pussify the original content and lose the die-hard fans.
What NASCAR needs understand they are watched by males and stop the marketing to females or families. They need to find a way to add in way more poontang. That would get every male to at least check it out. Some might even find it interesting. Start with something easy, link lap girls or something. Tits never hurt anything. -
They should wet down the track before every race.YellowSnow said:Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.
