The free market confirms NASCAR is boring as fuck
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Marketing people keep thinking that they can take sports that mostly males watch, tweak them and add in females. Therefore instant 50% growth in market. The problem is while doing that they pussify the original content and lose the die-hard fans.
What NASCAR needs understand they are watched by males and stop the marketing to females or families. They need to find a way to add in way more poontang. That would get every male to at least check it out. Some might even find it interesting. Start with something easy, link lap girls or something. Tits never hurt anything. -
Fun to drive; boring to watch. Except for @TurdBuffer. She likes watching cars driving in circles all day.
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I will so enjoy raping you, BB.BennyBeaver said:Fun to drive; boring to watch. Except for @TurdBuffer. She likes watching cars driving in circles all day.
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So gay. Not surprised that you have to settle for rape. No one wants your small penis. FACT!TurdBuffer said:
I will so enjoy raping you, BB.BennyBeaver said:Fun to drive; boring to watch. Except for @TurdBuffer. She likes watching cars driving in circles all day.
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Don't you know anything, BB?
It's not about sex. It's about power, domination and conquest.
Bone up on your feminism. -
Hence my comment about you resorting to rape. Try to keep up shitnozzle.TurdBuffer said:Don't you know anything, BB?
It's not about sex. It's about power, domination and conquest.
Bone up on your feminism. -
So Buffy's a tough guy now?TurdBuffer said:Don't you know anything, BB?
It's not about sex. It's about power, domination and conquest.
Bone up on your feminism. -
They made it too safe and the "playoffs" sucked and kept some favorites from winning the Cup while making it easy for boring as fuck Jimmie Johnson to win as much as Dale or the King and nobody done like that shit, hear?
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NASCAR talk? WTF is this???
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Hasn't been the same since Dan Earhndaheararartt dyed.
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You could put nekked chicks fucking donkeys in the infield and I still wouldn't watch NASCAR.
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It's demise began right after this in 2006:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJVQxvJF_n8
It made all the sociopaths who love this "sport" vexed and shamed. -
Unless Tony Stewart is running over someone on a dirt track I'm not chinterested.
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By the way didn't the market make it yuge?
The market giveth and the market taketh away -
Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.
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Close ... and a beach to bootYellowSnow said:Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdQt8pW3ps -
Now this bad ass. You got F-100 super sabres flying over an actual beach racing.Southerndawg said:
Close ... and a beach to bootYellowSnow said:Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdQt8pW3ps
I could hear George Jones singing "The Race is On" while watching. -
They could start beheading muslims in the pit during stop time and I wouldn't tune inalumni94 said:Marketing people keep thinking that they can take sports that mostly males watch, tweak them and add in females. Therefore instant 50% growth in market. The problem is while doing that they pussify the original content and lose the die-hard fans.
What NASCAR needs understand they are watched by males and stop the marketing to females or families. They need to find a way to add in way more poontang. That would get every male to at least check it out. Some might even find it interesting. Start with something easy, link lap girls or something. Tits never hurt anything. -
Fact Check - this is a liephineas said:
They could start beheading muslims in the pit during stop time and I wouldn't tune inalumni94 said:Marketing people keep thinking that they can take sports that mostly males watch, tweak them and add in females. Therefore instant 50% growth in market. The problem is while doing that they pussify the original content and lose the die-hard fans.
What NASCAR needs understand they are watched by males and stop the marketing to females or families. They need to find a way to add in way more poontang. That would get every male to at least check it out. Some might even find it interesting. Start with something easy, link lap girls or something. Tits never hurt anything. -
They should wet down the track before every race.YellowSnow said:Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.
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Poontang wins. Plus, fuck you all as I am a marketing genius.
https://www.yahoo.com/style/nascar-fans-suddenly-upset-by-monster-energy-girls-revealing-outfits-192600733.html
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fuck NASCAR
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SEC SEC SEC SEC SECdhdawg said:fuck NASCAR
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Bennys a failed rape abortion.TurdBuffer said:
I will so enjoy raping you, BB.BennyBeaver said:Fun to drive; boring to watch. Except for @TurdBuffer. She likes watching cars driving in circles all day.
That and you can't rape the willing. Although guilty white liberals like Benny would say different.
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It's a Safe thread Tommy, there won't be any girls with guns on it.ThomasFremont said:NASCAR talk? WTF is this???
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PurpleJ said:
They shouldYellowSnow said:Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.
wetgrease fire down the track before every race. -
Surprised it took this long.PurpleJ said:
They should nuke the track before every race.YellowSnow said:Be a lot cooler if they still raced in actual "stock" cars. Maybe add in a rule that you have to carry a case of 120 proof or higher shine in the trunk. This would make crashes more exciting.
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I think Jimmy Johnson ruined NASCAR more than anything. They ramped up the marketing and got people into it and the same fucking guy won it all six years in a row.
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Ho. Lee. Fuck.
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Very insightfulMosster47 said:I think Jimmy Johnson ruined NASCAR more than anything. They ramped up the marketing and got people into it and the same BORING FUCKWAD CORPORATE ROBOT won it all six years in a row.
Should have gone the Pro Wrestling route with feuds, staged wrecks, and bashing in each others skulls with car parts...
While skanky sluts behead muslims in the infield...as the greasefire spreads from the track to the stands
