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Hey, did you guys hear Joe Williams retired?

89ute
89ute Member Posts: 2,477
edited February 2017 in College Football Forum
The details are finally out now that he has to answer to NFL scouts. Until now, all we knew was that he was physically beaten up and there were a few statements from Whittingham and Erickson regarding personal issues.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/draft/2017/02/16/joe-williams-utah-utes-sister-kylee-nfl-draft/97995946/

Edit: Meant to put this in the College Football Forum, can't figure out how to change the category through the edit function. CHRIST

Comments

  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    89ute we love you, but most of us don't really care. You should PM FKA_Mousecop he apperently gives a big fuck about Joe Williams.
  • PineapplePirate
    PineapplePirate Member Posts: 4,628

    Does anyone know how former husky basketball player Isaiah Thomas got his name?

    To a bet from sweatshop worker in Cambodia while he was visiting an underground cock fighting ring right?
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,648 Founders Club
    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus
  • haie
    haie Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 23,648 Founders Club
    89ute said:

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Duh, for the gymnastics and skiing.
    Signed,

    LarryScottFS
  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    It will make sense once Texas and Oklahoma join the conference.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839
    Did you guys know Quincy Pondexter's dad was a prison guard? Called him Bonecrusher.
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,567 Standard Supporter
    That was probably the dumbest euphemism the candy ass media used all season. "Joe Williams retired." No numbnuts, he quit, then came back after the Ute coaches begged him to.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    That was probably the dumbest euphemism the candy ass media used all season. "Joe Williams retired." No numbnuts, he quit, then came back after the Ute coaches begged him to.

    I'm hearing his fiancé talked him into coming back.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,003
    89ute said:

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Duh, for the gymnastics and skiing.
    Fancy feasts indeed.
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

    They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.
    Agree, I have no problems with Utah. Well coached team that plays hard and mostly smart. They're certainly above the median for this dreck conference. They belong.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

    They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.
    Good summary. Just recruit a fucking QB that can actually play. I hope they never do because they might become actually good if they did.
  • 89ute
    89ute Member Posts: 2,477
    edited February 2017

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

    They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.
    Good summary. Just recruit a fucking QB that can actually play. I hope they never do because they might become actually good if they did.
    Hoping one of these QBs hit, Tyler Huntley, Jason Shelley or Jack Tuttle. I would not be surprised if Tyler Huntley takes the job at some point next year.
  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,195 Founders Club

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

    They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.
    Good summary. Just recruit a fucking QB that can actually play. I hope they never do because they might become actually good if they did.
    Until that day, perhaps we should form a Ute Half Brains board
  • 89ute
    89ute Member Posts: 2,477

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

    They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.
    Good summary. Just recruit a fucking QB that can actually play. I hope they never do because they might become actually good if they did.
    Until that day, perhaps we should form a Ute Half Brains board
    Not sure what this is but it sounds good. I'm still a little unclear on what Husky Half brains is or was and iDawg. Is/was it a podcast from Dawgman?
  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,839

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

    They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.
    Good summary. Just recruit a fucking QB that can actually play. I hope they never do because they might become actually good if they did.
    I'm not worried about them being actually good. They're in the south, we don't really recruit against them except for Poly DL and LB from Utah, we should always have a recruiting edge for kids from the actual west coast, etc.

    I'd be just fine with Utah being the undefeated/one loss team we beat in the championship game every year.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,123
    dnc said:

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

    They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.
    Good summary. Just recruit a fucking QB that can actually play. I hope they never do because they might become actually good if they did.
    I'm not worried about them being actually good. They're in the south, we don't really recruit against them except for Poly DL and LB from Utah, we should always have a recruiting edge for kids from the actual west coast, etc.

    I'd be just fine with Utah being the undefeated/one loss team we beat in the championship game every year.
    I'm not actually worried either, but the more easy wins the better.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    89ute said:

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

    They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.
    Good summary. Just recruit a fucking QB that can actually play. I hope they never do because they might become actually good if they did.
    Until that day, perhaps we should form a Ute Half Brains board
    Not sure what this is but it sounds good. I'm still a little unclear on what Husky Half brains is or was and iDawg. Is/was it a podcast from Dawgman?
    When Tyrone Willingham was hired at UW in December 2004, there was criticism from certain Husky fans. AD Todd Turner said he wasn't concerned about criticism and that in time people would see just how special Tyrone was. Then he uttered the immortal words, "Anybody with half a brain and a computer can criticize our coach. I'm not worried about that."

    2+ years later when it became clear Willingham was running the program into the ground, @iDawg and @RaceBannon started HuskyHalfBrains.com to protest the way UW was running its football program and to give people a chance to speak their mind without being deleted and banned by Dawgman, etc. They also began an awesome podcast that had a rampant cult following (including me). The original HuskyHalfBrains site was very low tech and unmoderated. It was a beautifully horrific place that partially laid the groundwork for what later became Hardcore Husky. To this day there are images I witnessed on that site that left permanent psychological scars.

    At risk of gulag, wasn't the half brain comment later whilst defending in the indefensible retaining?
  • AlCzervik
    AlCzervik Member Posts: 1,774

    89ute said:

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

    They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.
    Good summary. Just recruit a fucking QB that can actually play. I hope they never do because they might become actually good if they did.
    Until that day, perhaps we should form a Ute Half Brains board
    Not sure what this is but it sounds good. I'm still a little unclear on what Husky Half brains is or was and iDawg. Is/was it a podcast from Dawgman?
    When Tyrone Willingham was hired at UW in December 2004, there was criticism from certain Husky fans. AD Todd Turner said he wasn't concerned about criticism and that in time people would see just how special Tyrone was. Then he uttered the immortal words, "Anybody with half a brain and a computer can criticize our coach. I'm not worried about that."

    2+ years later when it became clear Willingham was running the program into the ground, @iDawg and @RaceBannon started HuskyHalfBrains.com to protest the way UW was running its football program and to give people a chance to speak their mind without being deleted and banned by Dawgman, etc. They also began an awesome podcast that had a rampant cult following (including me). The original HuskyHalfBrains site was very low tech and unmoderated. It was a beautifully horrific place that partially laid the groundwork for what later became Hardcore Husky. To this day there are images I witnessed on that site that left permanent psychological scars.

    At risk of gulag, wasn't the half brain comment later whilst defending in the indefensible retaining?
    Found it!

    seattlepi.com/sports/article/Willingham-takes-over-Huskies-1161911.php
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    89ute said:

    haie said:

    Why the fuck is Utah in this conference? Jesus

    Glossing over the dick ripping tragedy that led to them being included in the Pac 10, they are actually my second favorite program in it after us.

    They play good defense and they have no offense, just the way I like it. The only thing I don't like about their offense is it's just incompetence, though. They try to have a faggy one and can't achieve it.
    Good summary. Just recruit a fucking QB that can actually play. I hope they never do because they might become actually good if they did.
    Until that day, perhaps we should form a Ute Half Brains board
    Not sure what this is but it sounds good. I'm still a little unclear on what Husky Half brains is or was and iDawg. Is/was it a podcast from Dawgman?

    When Tyrone Willingham was hired at UW in December 2004
    , there was criticism from certain Husky fans. AD Todd Turner said he wasn't concerned about criticism and that in time people would see just how special Tyrone was. Then he uttered the immortal words, "Anybody with half a brain and a computer can criticize our coach. I'm not worried about that."

    2+ years later when it became clear Willingham was running the program into the ground, @iDawg and @RaceBannon started HuskyHalfBrains.com to protest the way UW was running its football program and to give people a chance to speak their mind without being deleted and banned by Dawgman, etc. They also began an awesome podcast that had a rampant cult following (including me). The original HuskyHalfBrains site was very low tech and unmoderated. It was a beautifully horrific place that partially laid the groundwork for what later became Hardcore Husky. To this day there are images I witnessed on that site that left permanent psychological scars.

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