Found this snuff film underneath the floorboards in my tool shed.
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Lol. I've watched it three times now. I feel bad for myself for actually getting enjoyment and being entertained by it.Gladstone said:I actually feel bad for him.
I feel bad about his mannerisms. The tick at the beginning is funny but it's probably a medical issue.
What I don't feel bad about is how fucking stupid the guy is. Nice, long winded promo that lasted at least two minutes too long. Train wreck.
Then at the end he acts like a guy about to get laid for the first time in 10 years over a fucking coffee mug. -
Lol someone could make that mug for like 10 bucks. I like how he acts as if you don't get it now then this collector piece will never be available again.
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1 doog 1 cup?
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"It's definitely really, really cool."
How the fuck does one get so spun up they lose breath, when they're presenting to an audience of zero? Fucking Christ.
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awesome on many levels... I see he told his hair stylist (no chance this homo goes to a barber like real men do) to go full hipster-fag-do that no hetero sexual man especially over the age of 29 should be sporting.
If he wasn't such a douche I really would feel sorry for how pathetic he always comes off. The mug box is the new version of the football, looks huge in his tiny "man"-hands... the anti-Shaq holding things viral phenomenon.
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Jesus I got about ten seconds in and had to stop. I can't watch cringetastic shit like that
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But if we don't get that mug, how will we commemorate that time we beat a 4-8 team by a large margin of victory?
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I can't wait to drink my coffee in the morning out of that mug while wearing my Stanford gameday champs tee shirt.Fenderbender123 said:But if we don't get that mug, how will we commemorate that time we beat a 4-8 team by a large margin of victory?
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Holy fuck.
You couldn't get a better answer for the question "what would be the biggest Doog gift ever?" -
My god. That has to be a whoosh.
"I actually set one on Jen Cohen's desk." I can't believe I ever gave him a dime. -
"I think she likes it"
Actually, stalkerfuck, Jen Cohen will enter that into evidence when she gets a Restraining Order...
And no, she isn't watching the video over and over thinking "he's so hot"
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I'd bet money Pete told Cohen to run interference with these fucktards so he never has to deal with them.tenndawg said:"I think she likes it"
Actually, stalkerfuck, Jen Cohen will enter that into evidence when she gets a Restraining Order...
And no, she isn't watching the video over and over thinking "he's so hot"
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One has had 1 bad year in the last 15. The other has had 1 good year in the last 15.RaccoonHarry said:If I wanted a mug with OREGON in big letters I'd become a Duck fan. What a stupid fucking idea. So the Husky program defines itself in relation to the Ducks? Fuck me.
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Are you new here?RaccoonHarry said:If I wanted a mug with OREGON in big letters I'd become a Duck fan. What a stupid fucking idea. So the Husky program defines itself in relation to the Ducks? Fuck me.
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SLITP DOOG!Mosster47 said:
One has had 1 bad year in the last 15. The other has had 1 good year in the last 15.RaccoonHarry said:If I wanted a mug with OREGON in big letters I'd become a Duck fan. What a stupid fucking idea. So the Husky program defines itself in relation to the Ducks? Fuck me.
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I just bought one for you! Your welcum.CheersWestDawg said:Holy fuck.
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Thanks for watching
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You obviously hate money.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I just bought one for you! Your welcum.CheersWestDawg said:Holy fuck.
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Disagree.CheersWestDawg said:
You obviously hate money.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:
I just bought one for you! Your welcum.CheersWestDawg said:Holy fuck.
You couldn't get a better answer for the question "what would be the biggest Doog gift ever?"
He obviously hates you.
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I got to 1:47 of the video and thought the verbal hemorrhage was done(based on his being out of breath) only to look at the bottom of the scroll to see there was still an additional minute and a half remaining. It's always special to win one game in 12 years and memorialize it as if it will never happen again. Way to be a fucking winner Kem.
Making a mug should only happen in two places. The first is a kid for fathers day and they pre-fill it with booze. The second is a coug needing something to hold their bourbon while celebrating sobriety.
Abundance
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I really, really want to ask Mike Rohrbach if Kent Griswold is one of his "really good friends" just to see if the feeling's mutual. Obviously Mike is a good guy. His son Chris is a cool dude as well.
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After watching it again:
You can see the cutting edge sales techniques he used in the Renton real estate market "you are going to want one. It's really really cool".
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Mike is a really nice guy. Run to win camps have been going on for awhile.DugtheDoog said:I really, really want to ask Mike Rohrbach if Kent Griswold is one of his "really good friends" just to see if the feeling's mutual. Obviously Mike is a good guy. His son Chris is a cool dude as well.
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Somebody should attend the banquet just so that when they get their mug, they can bring it to Kim and say "I thought this mug was going to be huge like the one you showed us in the video."
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The women of Thailand shouldn't be subjected to that.tenndawg said:"I think she likes it"
Actually, stalkerfuck, Jen Cohen will enter that into evidence when she gets a Restraining Order...
And no, she isn't watching the video over and over thinking "he's so hot"
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