A funny joke I heard


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Imagine how much laundry didn't get done on Saturday!
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My wife worked her ass off Saturday. Cleaned, worked outside on some shit, did laundry and cooked dinner.GiantOnMontlake said:Imagine how much laundry didn't get done on Saturday!
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Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.
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Well fuck you then!2001400ex said:Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.
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And for the record, I live inside a Dodge Neon parked on South J St in Tac Town. It sits on dubs. Wifey was out turnin tricks while daddy (me) was workin hard slangin black tar heroin. We're planning on moving up to a trailer sometime this summer.
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What time did Swaye finally show up?2001400ex said:Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.
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2001400ex said:
Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.
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2001400ex said:
Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.
You must get hungry on the weekend.2001400ex said:Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.
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At least I know where ozone is...2001400ex said:Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.
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It's a trailer shaped like a tee pee. Mostly because one of the walls collapsed.PurpleJ said: -
Delusions of grandeur much?2001400ex said:Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.
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Hondo is his wife's gay best friend
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Yeah, sorry about that. I told her I'd be there around noon to take care of her, but decided to go golfing instead. Tell her sorry I made her wait around so long.2001400ex said:Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.
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You golf in a foot of snow?Alexis said:
Yeah, sorry about that. I told her I'd be there around noon to take care of her, but decided to go golfing instead. Tell her sorry I made her wait around so long.2001400ex said:Mine laid around in lingerie wanting to fuck half the day. Our maid shows up Monday to cook and clean. Nice not to live in a trailer park.