How oregonblitzkrieg uses this message board...
*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*
*Clicks on a topic*
*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*
*Shit-posts*
*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*
*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*
*Hears his two dads coming home*
*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*
*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*
*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*
*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*
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You misspelled Boobs in the subject line.Fenderbender123 said:*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*
*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*
*Clicks on a topic*
*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*
*Shit-posts*
*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*
*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*
*Hears his two dads coming home*
*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*
*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*
*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*
*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*
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Sounds like you care about upvotes and chincrediblesFenderbender123 said:*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*
*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*
*Clicks on a topic*
*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*
*Shit-posts*
*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*
*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*
*Hears his two dads coming home*
*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*
*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*
*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*
*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*
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Maintaining a healthy upvote/chincredible to downvote/WTF ratio is the most important thing in life.oregonblitzkrieg said:
Sounds like you care about upvotes and chincrediblesFenderbender123 said:*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*
*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*
*Clicks on a topic*
*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*
*Shit-posts*
*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*
*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*
*Hears his two dads coming home*
*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*
*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*
*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*
*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*
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This is the funniest shit I have read in at least a week, probably more.Fenderbender123 said:*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*
*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*
*Clicks on a topic*
*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*
*Shit-posts*
*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*
*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*
*Hears his two dads coming home*
*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*
*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*
*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*
*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*
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This alone should win you a Pulitzer, Nobel, and Congressional Metal Of HonorFenderbender123 said:
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*Posts something ridiculous that will get under the skin of posters and get people in a tizzy
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This is what I am going to give potential advertisers when they want to know our demographicFenderbender123 said:*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*
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*Clicks on a topic*
*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*
*Shit-posts*
*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*
*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*
*Hears his two dads coming home*
*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*
*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*
*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*
*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*
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I'd look at Jumper Cable companies and auto parts storesDerekJohnson said:
This is what I am going to give potential advertisers when they want to know our demographicFenderbender123 said:*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*
*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*
*Clicks on a topic*
*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*
*Shit-posts*
*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*
*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*
*Hears his two dads coming home*
*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*
*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*
*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*
*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*
*Repeat*
"Cartman Heavy Duty Jumper cables - when the litlle cereal eating fag absolutely has to get a beating...and both Dad's are always welcome at Advance Auto"
