How oregonblitzkrieg uses this message board...

Fenderbender123

*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*

*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*

*Clicks on a topic*

*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*

*Shit-posts*

*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*

*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*

*Hears his two dads coming home*

*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*

*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*

*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*

*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*

*Repeat*

TierbsHsotBoobs

Fenderbender123 said:

*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*

*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*

*Clicks on a topic*

*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*

*Shit-posts*

*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*

*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*

*Hears his two dads coming home*

*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*

*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*

*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*

*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*

*Repeat*

You misspelled Boobs in the subject line.

oregonblitzkrieg

Fenderbender123 said:

*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*

*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*

*Clicks on a topic*

*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*

*Shit-posts*

*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*

*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*

*Hears his two dads coming home*

*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*

*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*

*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*

*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*

*Repeat*

Sounds like you care about upvotes and chincredibles

Fenderbender123

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Fenderbender123 said:

*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*

*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*

*Clicks on a topic*

*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*

*Shit-posts*

*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*

*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*

*Hears his two dads coming home*

*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*

*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*

*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*

*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*

*Repeat*

Sounds like you care about upvotes and chincredibles

Maintaining a healthy upvote/chincredible to downvote/WTF ratio is the most important thing in life.

Swaye

Fenderbender123 said:

*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*

*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*

*Clicks on a topic*

*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*

*Shit-posts*

*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*

*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*

*Hears his two dads coming home*

*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*

*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*

*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*

*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*

*Repeat*

This is the funniest shit I have read in at least a week, probably more.

tenndawg

Fenderbender123 said:

*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*

This alone should win you a Pulitzer, Nobel, and Congressional Metal Of Honor

bananasnblondes

Text should read:


*Posts something ridiculous that will get under the skin of posters and get people in a tizzy

*Logs in to see there is a post on the top of the first page relating to him

*Smiles at the success of his work

GrundleStiltzkin

*used

TierbsHsotBoobs

GrundleStiltzkin said:

*used

He gone again.

What did I miss?

DerekJohnson

Fenderbender123 said:

*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*

*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*

*Clicks on a topic*

*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*

*Shit-posts*

*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*

*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*

*Hears his two dads coming home*

*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*

*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*

*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*

*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*

*Repeat*

This is what I am going to give potential advertisers when they want to know our demographic

tenndawg

DerekJohnson said:

Fenderbender123 said:

*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*

*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*

*Clicks on a topic*

*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*

*Shit-posts*

*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*

*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*

*Hears his two dads coming home*

*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*

*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*

*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*

*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*

*Repeat*

This is what I am going to give potential advertisers when they want to know our demographic

I'd look at Jumper Cable companies and auto parts stores

"Cartman Heavy Duty Jumper cables - when the litlle cereal eating fag absolutely has to get a beating...and both Dad's are always welcome at Advance Auto"

backthepack

bananasnblondes said:

Text should read:


*Posts something ridiculous that will get under the skin of posters and get people in a tizzy

*Logs in to see there is a post on the top of the first page relating to him

*Smiles at the success of his work

DerekJohnson said:

Fenderbender123 said:

*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*

*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*

*Clicks on a topic*

*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*

*Shit-posts*

*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*

*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*

*Hears his two dads coming home*

*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*

*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*

*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*

*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*

*Repeat*

This is what I am going to give potential advertisers when they want to know our demographic

17 year olds?

PurpleReign

Ho fo sho

AZDuck

DerekJohnson said:

Fenderbender123 said:

*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*

*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*

*Clicks on a topic*

*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*

*Shit-posts*

*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*

*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*

*Hears his two dads coming home*

*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*

*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*

*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*

*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*

*Repeat*

This is what I am going to give potential advertisers when they want to know our demographic

Don't forget the anime sandwich porn. YUUUUGE demo.

Fenderbender123

Bump

Swaye

I thought this should be pinned for a bit. One of the best posts ever.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Swaye said:

I thought this should be pinned for a bit. One of the best posts ever.

Thank you for your service noble red savage.

BennyBeaver

Swaye said:

I thought this should be pinned for a bit. One of the best posts ever.

minion_doog

backthepack said:

bananasnblondes said:

Text should read:


*Posts something ridiculous that will get under the skin of posters and get people in a tizzy

*Logs in to see there is a post on the top of the first page relating to him

*Smiles at the success of his work

DerekJohnson said:

Fenderbender123 said:

*Checks score of last UW football game to ensure they lost*

*Logs on w/ username: oregonblitzkrieg and password: imahugefaggot*

*Clicks on a topic*

*Randomly down-votes/flags multiple posts that he doesn't even read*

*Shit-posts*

*Clicks refresh button repeatedly waiting for response*

*Sees response, flags it, and then shit-posts even harder*

*Hears his two dads coming home*

*Slams his laptop shut and shoves it under his futon*

*Runs upstairs from the basement and asks them if he can have a bowl of cereal*

*Gets beaten with a set of jumper cables by his two dads for being an annoying fag*

*Runs back downstairs to take out his anger out on Hardcore Husky*

*Repeat*

This is what I am going to give potential advertisers when they want to know our demographic

17 year olds?