Steve Sarkisian

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First play of game, bubble screen. It's hard.
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Up by 3
1st and 10: run 10 yards for a first
1st and 10: scramble backward and throw an incomplete pass
2nd and 10: incomplete pass
3rd and 10: shitty screen
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But hey, god bless him for turning his life around. He's a great guy. He can womanize, drink until he passes out and be an absent father but doogs excuse it all because addiction.
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Sark is the X-factor in the national championship lol
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He is Clemson's MVPDoogieMcDoogerson said:Sark is the X-factor in the national championship lol
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Best play caller in America. Never doubted him. Not on bit
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35-56, 420 yards, 3 TD 0 INT. Clemson scored 28 in the 2nd half. Watson starred and Bama's vaunted defense cracked.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
He is Clemson's MVPDoogieMcDoogerson said:Sark is the X-factor in the national championship lol
Sark had some bad calls but Hurts sucks, Scarborough got hurt. 31 should have been enough to win. -
Where's that Alabama tool that was here claiming Sark would call a great game with a lot of runs now??
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I agree that 31 should easily be enough ... and would have been if they had continued running the ball. Harris was averaging 4.8 yards per on his handful of carries...RoadDawg55 said:
35-56, 420 yards, 3 TD 0 INT. Clemson scored 28 in the 2nd half. Watson starred and Bama's vaunted defense cracked.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
He is Clemson's MVPDoogieMcDoogerson said:Sark is the X-factor in the national championship lol
Sark had some bad calls but Hurts sucks, Scarborough got hurt. 31 should have been enough to win.
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100% on Saban
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Sark was not the problem tonight. He sucks at running a program, Get over it you pussies. Did he fuck your wives or something?
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@PerpectiveDawg, true???AtomicDawg said:Sark was not the problem tonight. He sucks at running a program, Get over it you pussies. Did he fuck your wives or something?
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Hopefully deceased, by his own hand, if he had any honor.gmo said:Where's that Alabama tool that was here claiming Sark would call a great game with a lot of runs now??
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Was that a smoke screen or tunnel screen?DawgofThunder said:First play of game, bubble screen. It's hard.
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He needs more time.
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I believe with 6:47 left sark dialed up three straight passes for a three an out.
That didn't help. -
Anyone who can't see that they abandoned the run in the second half for absolutely no reason is FS beyond saving. Sark gonna Sark.
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I don't know how anyone can argue this.gmo said:Anyone who can't see that they abandoned the run in the second half for absolutely no reason is FS beyond saving. Sark gonna Sark.
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31 isn't enough when you don't burn clock and the other team runs 98 plays.RoadDawg55 said:
35-56, 420 yards, 3 TD 0 INT. Clemson scored 28 in the 2nd half. Watson starred and Bama's vaunted defense cracked.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
He is Clemson's MVPDoogieMcDoogerson said:Sark is the X-factor in the national championship lol
Sark had some bad calls but Hurts sucks, Scarborough got hurt. 31 should have been enough to win. -
Hurts had 32 passes and 10 rushes.
The rest of the team had 24 carries.
Alabama was 2 of 15 on third down.
Are we done here? -
Bama - 26 game winning streak.
Sark hired as OC.
Destiny. -
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Sark may have scored 31 points but it took like 1000 drives.
Sarks shitty offense couldn't sustain a fucking drive and it gassed the Bama D in the 2nd half. This is the kind of shit that he did at UW for years.
2 for 15 on third down. -
haha 420RoadDawg55 said:
35-56, 420 yards, 3 TD 0 INT. Clemson scored 28 in the 2nd half. Watson starred and Bama's vaunted defense cracked.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
He is Clemson's MVPDoogieMcDoogerson said:Sark is the X-factor in the national championship lol
Sark had some bad calls but Hurts sucks, Scarborough got hurt. 31 should have been enough to win.
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Go back and watch the first 3 Bama drives of the 4th quarter. All with a lead, mind you. Basically the game depended on one extended drive, pounding the football, killing some clock and at same time scoring some points. You know, Old school Alabama football. He had THREE drives all with good field position and a lead and It was something like 3 runs and 8 passes called, all drives resulting in punts. A couple of those pass calls will go down as runs because Hurts had to scramble and take off for minimal yardage.
It was bad play calling, but I'm sure the doogs will point to the trick play and Hurts run with 2 minutes left as vindication that Sark is actually good. He's not, he's a loser, and to be honest I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard. -
Sark had to show the world how clever he is. Nothing has changed with him or FRANNY.gmo said:Anyone who can't see that they abandoned the run in the second half for absolutely no reason is FS beyond saving. Sark gonna Sark.
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Does the # of passing attempts include the pass thrown by the WR to the TE?TierbsHsotBoobs said:Hurts had 32 passes and 10 rushes.
The rest of the team had 24 carries.
Alabama was 2 of 15 on third down.
Are we done here?
If so, that's 33 passes and 34 runs and it's probably actually 34 passes called vs 33 runs because Hurts' final TD looked like it was called as a pass play before he took off.
This is the kinda shit that Doogs and fuckstick like Herbstriet use to defend or prop up Sark. He called a balanced game! What more do you want???
In reality, Sark had a shitty QB throw the ball 32 times and like @jecornel pointed out, during a critical series in the 4th quarter, had him throw 3 straight leading to a 3 and out.
Same as it ever was. Sark loves throwing the ball like @Dennis_DeYoung loves black men. -
Saban's mentoring session with Sark after the game regarding playcalling
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Sark started to get pretty twitchy just before the Howard TD. His eyes also started doing that tweaky when things got hard. Probably has really bad anxiety.JaWarrenJaHooker said:Go back and watch the first 3 Bama drives of the 4th quarter. All with a lead, mind you. Basically the game depended on one extended drive, pounding the football, killing some clock and at same time scoring some points. You know, Old school Alabama football. He had THREE drives all with good field position and a lead and It was something like 3 runs and 8 passes called, all drives resulting in punts. A couple of those pass calls will go down as runs because Hurts had to scramble and take off for minimal yardage.
It was bad play calling, but I'm sure the doogs will point to the trick play and Hurts run with 2 minutes left as vindication that Sark is actually good. He's not, he's a loser, and to be honest I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard.
2 of 15 on third down. That's odd.
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This is Saban's loss.