What we can do to help recruiting
1) The Harcore Husky Mentorship Program
This is obviously a front for giving the kids money while pretending to be offering career advice, life coaching, etc. The way it works is you meet at some coffee vendor - make sure the athletes buy their own coffee - and then as a token of gratitude the athlete busses the trash for you.
2) The Hardcore Husky Alcohol for Minors Purchase Program
To the best of my knowledge the Bridge Program has a few gaps while introducing athletes to life at UW. For one it doesn't tell them who they can get alochol from. While they will inevitably figure it out in time, we can help them hit the ground running. We consume enough alochol here already that no one will notice the 5% uptick in alcohol purchases that it will take to supply the football team.
3) The Hardcore Husky Academic Achievement Tutoring Program
Athletes already have tutors, but some of them follow the rules. These kids didn't go to UW to play school and we should quit making them waste their time on meaningless class work. I am certain that the vast majority of posters here are capable of replicating athlete-quality academic works. They will already teams carrying them in group projects so we will mostly only have to write essays and fill out Geology 101 worksheets.
4) The Hardcore Husky Godparent Program
In the tragic event something should happen to an athletes family, we can all rest easier knowing that there are loving individuals like us ready to step in and take care of these kids. There should be plenty of space in my parent's basement for another sleeper sofa if I clear out some of the pizza boxes and I'm sure others here could do the same. Likewise if one of the athlete's dad's dies we could also marry in and become the new dad #2. The emotional safety net this provides will undoubtedly be popular with parents.
5) The Hardcore Husky Job Placement Program
Now this will be tough since the majority of us are unemployed, but some of us here are in positions to provide guaranteed jobs for those who don't make it to the NFL. Race Bannon is always looking for qualified bark rakers and Dennis DeYoung probably will need a chauffeur for life. I can introduce some of them into my multi-level marketing program. We can make it known that when you join UW you're set for life.
Now these are just a few of the many ways that we here at Hardcore Husky can help attract the best recruits to UW. If anyone else has GOOD ideas I'm happy to hear them. If this is highly effective maybe the UW AD will decide the sponsor the boards!
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YBFE
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POTY. It's only 4 days old, but still.
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Where's the Fozzy cup donation button?
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Free blowjobs (from girls).
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How the fuck did I not get any FREE PUB!!1! in the tutoring section?
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YES.
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What if they are gay? @Dennis_DeYoung's lawn guy will do it?PurpleReign said:Free blowjobs (from girls).
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I can get people into the Orkin trainee program and provide cocaine. I saw the beer program, but I hoard my beer. I cannot help with the tutoring program. I forgot how to address an envelope last week and thus think I would not be the best choice for this segment of the program.
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Does Orkin offer a friends & family discount? That might entice some players if they knew you could get them hooked up.Swaye said:I can get people into the Orkin trainee program and provide cocaine. I saw the beer program, but I hoard my beer. I cannot help with the tutoring program. I forgot how to address an envelope last week and thus think I would not be the best choice for this segment of the program.
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I spray all my friends (2) and family (both Dads and ugly sister) for free. I do those when I am supposed to be doing paying customers houses. I never do those customers houses but we bill them anyway. When they call to complain I finally go over and do a poor job. I am usually high. And that's the pest control bidness for those wondering.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Does Orkin offer a friends & family discount? That might entice some players if they knew you could get them hooked up.Swaye said:I can get people into the Orkin trainee program and provide cocaine. I saw the beer program, but I hoard my beer. I cannot help with the tutoring program. I forgot how to address an envelope last week and thus think I would not be the best choice for this segment of the program.
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You should be spraying sugar water to attract bugs at your wealthier clients housesSwaye said:
I spray all my friends (2) and family (both Dads and ugly sister) for free. I do those when I am supposed to be doing paying customers houses. I never do those customers houses but we bill them anyway. When they call to complain I finally go over and do a poor job. I am usually high. And that's the pest control bidness for those wondering.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Does Orkin offer a friends & family discount? That might entice some players if they knew you could get them hooked up.Swaye said:I can get people into the Orkin trainee program and provide cocaine. I saw the beer program, but I hoard my beer. I cannot help with the tutoring program. I forgot how to address an envelope last week and thus think I would not be the best choice for this segment of the program.
Once you attract more bugs and rodents you can blame the prior owner for neglect, and sell them a much more expensive treatment to rid them of the infestation
That's assuming you can negotiate yourself some of the increased fee - if you get paid the same no matter what then fuck it - if anything water the stuff down to ve passive - aggressive -
Mixing sugar water would be hard while stoned. I could just drop granules of sugar all over the place.tenndawg said:
You should be spraying sugar water to attract bugs at your wealthier clients housesSwaye said:
I spray all my friends (2) and family (both Dads and ugly sister) for free. I do those when I am supposed to be doing paying customers houses. I never do those customers houses but we bill them anyway. When they call to complain I finally go over and do a poor job. I am usually high. And that's the pest control bidness for those wondering.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Does Orkin offer a friends & family discount? That might entice some players if they knew you could get them hooked up.Swaye said:I can get people into the Orkin trainee program and provide cocaine. I saw the beer program, but I hoard my beer. I cannot help with the tutoring program. I forgot how to address an envelope last week and thus think I would not be the best choice for this segment of the program.
Once you attract more bugs and rodents you can blame the prior owner for neglect, and sell them a much more expensive treatment to rid them of the infestation
That's assuming you can negotiate yourself some of the increased fee - if you get paid the same no matter what then fuck it - if anything water the stuff down to ve passive - aggressive -
And you say you're not smart. You've got street smarts my friend.Swaye said:
Mixing sugar water would be hard while stoned. I could just drop granules of sugar all over the place.tenndawg said:
You should be spraying sugar water to attract bugs at your wealthier clients housesSwaye said:
I spray all my friends (2) and family (both Dads and ugly sister) for free. I do those when I am supposed to be doing paying customers houses. I never do those customers houses but we bill them anyway. When they call to complain I finally go over and do a poor job. I am usually high. And that's the pest control bidness for those wondering.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Does Orkin offer a friends & family discount? That might entice some players if they knew you could get them hooked up.Swaye said:I can get people into the Orkin trainee program and provide cocaine. I saw the beer program, but I hoard my beer. I cannot help with the tutoring program. I forgot how to address an envelope last week and thus think I would not be the best choice for this segment of the program.
Once you attract more bugs and rodents you can blame the prior owner for neglect, and sell them a much more expensive treatment to rid them of the infestation
That's assuming you can negotiate yourself some of the increased fee - if you get paid the same no matter what then fuck it - if anything water the stuff down to ve passive - aggressive -
Mad_Son said:
And you say you're not smart. You've got trail smarts my friend.Swaye said:
Mixing sugar water would be hard while stoned. I could just drop granules of sugar all over the place.tenndawg said:
You should be spraying sugar water to attract bugs at your wealthier clients housesSwaye said:
I spray all my friends (2) and family (both Dads and ugly sister) for free. I do those when I am supposed to be doing paying customers houses. I never do those customers houses but we bill them anyway. When they call to complain I finally go over and do a poor job. I am usually high. And that's the pest control bidness for those wondering.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Does Orkin offer a friends & family discount? That might entice some players if they knew you could get them hooked up.Swaye said:I can get people into the Orkin trainee program and provide cocaine. I saw the beer program, but I hoard my beer. I cannot help with the tutoring program. I forgot how to address an envelope last week and thus think I would not be the best choice for this segment of the program.
Once you attract more bugs and rodents you can blame the prior owner for neglect, and sell them a much more expensive treatment to rid them of the infestation
That's assuming you can negotiate yourself some of the increased fee - if you get paid the same no matter what then fuck it - if anything water the stuff down to ve passive - aggressive -
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The fuck?PurpleReign said:
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Payback for Woody Hayes punching a Clemson kid.PurpleReign said:
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They are using sexual assault as a intimidation tactic meant to dominate the opposition... #Pac12FilmRoomwithYogiRothPurpleReign said: -
Prison Rules Football
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The foreplay.DeepSeaZ said:
The fuck?PurpleReign said:
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Boulware said groping and poking is a normal part of playing football but that Wilkins went "four fingers deep" and it was a bit much.
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I want to meet and party with Peter Nguyen. That paper is priceless.
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Why hasn't this been on the front page? This is how you attract posters.
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I'd be happy to help some of these things to sabotage Washington. Then report it. Respectfully turn myself in to the mercy of the ncaa
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Peter, if you are reading, this means "do butt stuff" to you. You've been warned.creepycoug said:I want to meet and party with Peter Nguyen. That paper is priceless.
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Swaye said:
Peter, if you are reading, this means "do butt stuff" to you. You've been warned.creepycoug said:I want to meet and party with Peter Nguyen. That paper is priceless.
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Is that your Senior project?Mad_Son said:It is clear to everyone following the Alabama game that we are really close. The need for a new offensive coordinator aside, we still don't quite match up with Alabama in terms of personel though. A lot of our starters are every bit as good as theirs, but we lack depth, and in some position groups like OL we're hurting. I think that it is time that we the denizens of Hardcore Husky began to give back to the program like only we can. Sure, there are obviously financial contributions we can make, but I believe we can create value-adds that more directly will help with recruiting. Once word of our programs spreads parents will be clamoring to send their kids here.
1) The Harcore Husky Mentorship Program
This is obviously a front for giving the kids money while pretending to be offering career advice, life coaching, etc. The way it works is you meet at some coffee vendor - make sure the athletes buy their own coffee - and then as a token of gratitude the athlete busses the trash for you.
2) The Hardcore Husky Alcohol for Minors Purchase Program
To the best of my knowledge the Bridge Program has a few gaps while introducing athletes to life at UW. For one it doesn't tell them who they can get alochol from. While they will inevitably figure it out in time, we can help them hit the ground running. We consume enough alochol here already that no one will notice the 5% uptick in alcohol purchases that it will take to supply the football team.
3) The Hardcore Husky Academic Achievement Tutoring Program
Athletes already have tutors, but some of them follow the rules. These kids didn't go to UW to play school and we should quit making them waste their time on meaningless class work. I am certain that the vast majority of posters here are capable of replicating athlete-quality academic works. They will already teams carrying them in group projects so we will mostly only have to write essays and fill out Geology 101 worksheets.
4) The Hardcore Husky Godparent Program
In the tragic event something should happen to an athletes family, we can all rest easier knowing that there are loving individuals like us ready to step in and take care of these kids. There should be plenty of space in my parent's basement for another sleeper sofa if I clear out some of the pizza boxes and I'm sure others here could do the same. Likewise if one of the athlete's dad's dies we could also marry in and become the new dad #2. The emotional safety net this provides will undoubtedly be popular with parents.
5) The Hardcore Husky Job Placement Program
Now this will be tough since the majority of us are unemployed, but some of us here are in positions to provide guaranteed jobs for those who don't make it to the NFL. Race Bannon is always looking for qualified bark rakers and Dennis DeYoung probably will need a chauffeur for life. I can introduce some of them into my multi-level marketing program. We can make it known that when you join UW you're set for life.
Now these are just a few of the many ways that we here at Hardcore Husky can help attract the best recruits to UW. If anyone else has GOOD ideas I'm happy to hear them. If this is highly effective maybe the UW AD will decide the sponsor the boards!
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JOB OPENING:
I am willing to mentor someone in shoplifting and returning stolen items for a store gift card that u either sell for half it's value or trade for drugs...
Can also help pick out suitable rocks for smash-n-grabs, as well as selecting really common ski masks - don't want to be caught due to unique clothing...
