What we can do to help recruiting
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You should be spraying sugar water to attract bugs at your wealthier clients housesSwaye said:
I spray all my friends (2) and family (both Dads and ugly sister) for free. I do those when I am supposed to be doing paying customers houses. I never do those customers houses but we bill them anyway. When they call to complain I finally go over and do a poor job. I am usually high. And that's the pest control bidness for those wondering.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Does Orkin offer a friends & family discount? That might entice some players if they knew you could get them hooked up.Swaye said:I can get people into the Orkin trainee program and provide cocaine. I saw the beer program, but I hoard my beer. I cannot help with the tutoring program. I forgot how to address an envelope last week and thus think I would not be the best choice for this segment of the program.
Once you attract more bugs and rodents you can blame the prior owner for neglect, and sell them a much more expensive treatment to rid them of the infestation
That's assuming you can negotiate yourself some of the increased fee - if you get paid the same no matter what then fuck it - if anything water the stuff down to ve passive - aggressive -
Mixing sugar water would be hard while stoned. I could just drop granules of sugar all over the place.tenndawg said:
You should be spraying sugar water to attract bugs at your wealthier clients housesSwaye said:
I spray all my friends (2) and family (both Dads and ugly sister) for free. I do those when I am supposed to be doing paying customers houses. I never do those customers houses but we bill them anyway. When they call to complain I finally go over and do a poor job. I am usually high. And that's the pest control bidness for those wondering.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Does Orkin offer a friends & family discount? That might entice some players if they knew you could get them hooked up.Swaye said:I can get people into the Orkin trainee program and provide cocaine. I saw the beer program, but I hoard my beer. I cannot help with the tutoring program. I forgot how to address an envelope last week and thus think I would not be the best choice for this segment of the program.
Once you attract more bugs and rodents you can blame the prior owner for neglect, and sell them a much more expensive treatment to rid them of the infestation
That's assuming you can negotiate yourself some of the increased fee - if you get paid the same no matter what then fuck it - if anything water the stuff down to ve passive - aggressive -
And you say you're not smart. You've got street smarts my friend.Swaye said:
Mixing sugar water would be hard while stoned. I could just drop granules of sugar all over the place.tenndawg said:
You should be spraying sugar water to attract bugs at your wealthier clients housesSwaye said:
I spray all my friends (2) and family (both Dads and ugly sister) for free. I do those when I am supposed to be doing paying customers houses. I never do those customers houses but we bill them anyway. When they call to complain I finally go over and do a poor job. I am usually high. And that's the pest control bidness for those wondering.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Does Orkin offer a friends & family discount? That might entice some players if they knew you could get them hooked up.Swaye said:I can get people into the Orkin trainee program and provide cocaine. I saw the beer program, but I hoard my beer. I cannot help with the tutoring program. I forgot how to address an envelope last week and thus think I would not be the best choice for this segment of the program.
Once you attract more bugs and rodents you can blame the prior owner for neglect, and sell them a much more expensive treatment to rid them of the infestation
That's assuming you can negotiate yourself some of the increased fee - if you get paid the same no matter what then fuck it - if anything water the stuff down to ve passive - aggressive -
Mad_Son said:
And you say you're not smart. You've got trail smarts my friend.Swaye said:
Mixing sugar water would be hard while stoned. I could just drop granules of sugar all over the place.tenndawg said:
You should be spraying sugar water to attract bugs at your wealthier clients housesSwaye said:
I spray all my friends (2) and family (both Dads and ugly sister) for free. I do those when I am supposed to be doing paying customers houses. I never do those customers houses but we bill them anyway. When they call to complain I finally go over and do a poor job. I am usually high. And that's the pest control bidness for those wondering.CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
Does Orkin offer a friends & family discount? That might entice some players if they knew you could get them hooked up.Swaye said:I can get people into the Orkin trainee program and provide cocaine. I saw the beer program, but I hoard my beer. I cannot help with the tutoring program. I forgot how to address an envelope last week and thus think I would not be the best choice for this segment of the program.
Once you attract more bugs and rodents you can blame the prior owner for neglect, and sell them a much more expensive treatment to rid them of the infestation
That's assuming you can negotiate yourself some of the increased fee - if you get paid the same no matter what then fuck it - if anything water the stuff down to ve passive - aggressive -
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The fuck?PurpleReign said:
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Payback for Woody Hayes punching a Clemson kid.PurpleReign said:
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They are using sexual assault as a intimidation tactic meant to dominate the opposition... #Pac12FilmRoomwithYogiRothPurpleReign said: -
Prison Rules Football
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The foreplay.DeepSeaZ said:
The fuck?PurpleReign said:
