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Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
Does everyone agree that the plan with him should be try to get him to 280 or so and slide him to C? 6'1 and 280 with his grit at C is fine in my mind, but not at G. In a related question, is Wattenburg a guard or tackle?

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  • theknowledge
    theknowledge Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,633 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    tenndawg said:

    No, the plan should be to jack off a rhino, put steroids, HGH and whatever else Bama takes into the Rhino Cum, and have him ingest it...daily

    Lock him in the weight room and send subliminal messages that whoever he is supposed to block thinks he is a weak needle dick faggot

    Then, put him at center

    Okay, so basically what I said but with rhino cum cocktail. I support this approach.
    Yes. Wattenburg will be a guard. Yes, roided rhino cum.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Shelton comes back next year though, so how does the full OL shake out next year (assuming Fozzy doesn't come here)? Who takes Eldrenkamp's spot and who else slides where? I am trying to talk football goddamnit!
  • Gladstone
    Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419
    Swaye said:

    Who takes Eldrenkamp's spot and who else slides where? I am trying to talk football goddamnit!

    yes
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Gladstone said:

    Swaye said:

    Who takes Eldrenkamp's spot and who else slides where? I am trying to talk football goddamnit!

    yes
    If I didn't have a weird man crush on you I'd call you an asshole.
  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,994
    Swaye said:

    Shelton comes back next year though, so how does the full OL shake out next year (assuming Fozzy doesn't come here)? Who takes Eldrenkamp's spot and who else slides where? I am trying to talk football goddamnit!

    Absent Wyatt Davis or Foster, I think you rotate guards with Harris Twat and Kirkland maybe Roberts depending on how he advances this spring.

    I've been a proponent of Harris at C since he signed. He had great measureables and the right size. He needs to be 285-295 with his quickness the same to be all conference.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    AEB said:

    Swaye said:

    Shelton comes back next year though, so how does the full OL shake out next year (assuming Fozzy doesn't come here)? Who takes Eldrenkamp's spot and who else slides where? I am trying to talk football goddamnit!

    Absent Wyatt Davis or Foster, I think you rotate guards with Harris Twat and Kirkland maybe Roberts depending on how he advances this spring.

    I've been a proponent of Harris at C since he signed. He had great measureables and the right size. He needs to be 285-295 with his quickness the same to be all conference.
    Finally a real answer. I rely on you fucks to tell me what is going to happen. So one more year of Harris at Guard until Shelton graduates, and then Harris moves to C. SO next year looks like:

    LT: Adams
    LG: Wattenburg (assumed)
    C: Shelton
    RG: Harris (assumed)
    RT: McGary

    Unless one of the other guys emerges like Roberts, or a miracle happens and Fozzy or Davis comes here.
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,078
    Swaye said:

    tenndawg said:

    No, the plan should be to jack off a rhino, put steroids, HGH and whatever else Bama takes into the Rhino Cum, and have him ingest it...daily

    Lock him in the weight room and send subliminal messages that whoever he is supposed to block thinks he is a weak needle dick faggot

    Then, put him at center

    Okay, so basically what I said but with rhino cum cocktail. I support this approach.
    If you're going to bash rhino cum cocktails, I'm out.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    I've taken shits bigger than him
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    edited January 2017
    Would like to see Roberts as an every down guard.

    Fozzy is a dawg. COOK IT!!

  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098
    In an ideal world you redshirt Harris next year
  • AEB
    AEB Member Posts: 2,994
    jecornel said:

    Would like to see Roberts an every down guard.

    Fozzy is a dawg. COOK IT!!

    I can't handle the twist and turns of recruiting. I will be going on a walkabout to enjoy the polar vortex while gaining perspective.
  • Ice_Holmvik
    Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912
    LT: Adams
    LG: Wattenburg (assumed)
    C: Shelton
    RG: Harris (assumed)
    RT: McGary
    I would say this except switch Shelton to Right Guard and Harris to Center. Shelton played center out of necessity. They are both a better fit with that arrangement in my humble opinion.
  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    Thread delivers. The offseason already looks promising.
  • Dardanus
    Dardanus Member Posts: 2,623
    Swaye said:

    Dardanus said:

    Thread delivers. The offseason already looks promising.

    I STARTED A FOOTBALL THREAD AHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH
    While true, the promising part is driven by Rhino cum supplements.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Dardanus said:

    Swaye said:

    Dardanus said:

    Thread delivers. The offseason already looks promising.

    I STARTED A FOOTBALL THREAD AHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH
    While true, the promising part is driven by Rhino cum supplements.
    Hatters gonna hat.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    Can someone explain the origin of the rhino cum?
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    It started in this thread, so you should have it nailed.
  • FireCohen
    FireCohen Member Posts: 21,823
    why not elephant?
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter
    edited January 2017

    Can someone explain the origin of the rhino cum?

    The prostate of a rhinoceros. HTH
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    why not elephant?

    image
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098

    Tequilla said:

    In an ideal world you redshirt Harris next year

    No you wouldn't. Harris got embarrassed against Bama, but that doesn't erase the fact that he rightfully started on arguably the best OL in the conference and absolutely played at the level of a Pac-12 starter. The fact that he still hasn't yet had time to grow or progress like all true freshmen linemen do between years 1-3 bodes very well for his future.
    DOOG post

    Try again in interpreting what I'm saying
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161

    Can someone explain the origin of the rhino cum?

    You little ingrateful slut, I reveal THE Formula for success and you want to know about orgins ?

    If you doubt the power of my Rhino Cum serum go mix your own -

    I'm guessing your formula involves unicorn kisses and moonbeams...