Nick Harris

Swaye

Does everyone agree that the plan with him should be try to get him to 280 or so and slide him to C? 6'1 and 280 with his grit at C is fine in my mind, but not at G. In a related question, is Wattenburg a guard or tackle?

tenndawg

No, the plan should be to jack off a rhino, put steroids, HGH and whatever else Bama takes into the Rhino Cum, and have him ingest it...daily

Lock him in the weight room and send subliminal messages that whoever he is supposed to block thinks he is a weak needle dick faggot

Then, put him at center

Swaye

tenndawg said:

No, the plan should be to jack off a rhino, put steroids, HGH and whatever else Bama takes into the Rhino Cum, and have him ingest it...daily

Lock him in the weight room and send subliminal messages that whoever he is supposed to block thinks he is a weak needle dick faggot

Then, put him at center

Okay, so basically what I said but with rhino cum cocktail. I support this approach.

theknowledge

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

No, the plan should be to jack off a rhino, put steroids, HGH and whatever else Bama takes into the Rhino Cum, and have him ingest it...daily

Lock him in the weight room and send subliminal messages that whoever he is supposed to block thinks he is a weak needle dick faggot

Then, put him at center

Okay, so basically what I said but with rhino cum cocktail. I support this approach.

Yes. Wattenburg will be a guard. Yes, roided rhino cum.

Swaye

Shelton comes back next year though, so how does the full OL shake out next year (assuming Fozzy doesn't come here)? Who takes Eldrenkamp's spot and who else slides where? I am trying to talk football goddamnit!

Gladstone

Swaye said:

Who takes Eldrenkamp's spot and who else slides where? I am trying to talk football goddamnit!

yes

Swaye

Gladstone said:

Swaye said:

Who takes Eldrenkamp's spot and who else slides where? I am trying to talk football goddamnit!

yes

If I didn't have a weird man crush on you I'd call you an asshole.

AEB

Swaye said:

Shelton comes back next year though, so how does the full OL shake out next year (assuming Fozzy doesn't come here)? Who takes Eldrenkamp's spot and who else slides where? I am trying to talk football goddamnit!

Absent Wyatt Davis or Foster, I think you rotate guards with Harris Twat and Kirkland maybe Roberts depending on how he advances this spring.

I've been a proponent of Harris at C since he signed. He had great measureables and the right size. He needs to be 285-295 with his quickness the same to be all conference.

Swaye

AEB said:

Swaye said:

Shelton comes back next year though, so how does the full OL shake out next year (assuming Fozzy doesn't come here)? Who takes Eldrenkamp's spot and who else slides where? I am trying to talk football goddamnit!

Absent Wyatt Davis or Foster, I think you rotate guards with Harris Twat and Kirkland maybe Roberts depending on how he advances this spring.

I've been a proponent of Harris at C since he signed. He had great measureables and the right size. He needs to be 285-295 with his quickness the same to be all conference.

Finally a real answer. I rely on you fucks to tell me what is going to happen. So one more year of Harris at Guard until Shelton graduates, and then Harris moves to C. SO next year looks like:

LT: Adams
LG: Wattenburg (assumed)
C: Shelton
RG: Harris (assumed)
RT: McGary

Unless one of the other guys emerges like Roberts, or a miracle happens and Fozzy or Davis comes here.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Is @RhinoCumDawg17 still available?

PurpleThrobber

Swaye said:

tenndawg said:

No, the plan should be to jack off a rhino, put steroids, HGH and whatever else Bama takes into the Rhino Cum, and have him ingest it...daily

Lock him in the weight room and send subliminal messages that whoever he is supposed to block thinks he is a weak needle dick faggot

Then, put him at center

Okay, so basically what I said but with rhino cum cocktail. I support this approach.

If you're going to bash rhino cum cocktails, I'm out.

NeGgaPlEaSe

Bain?

backthepack

I've taken shits bigger than him

PurpleJ

Get a personal trainer...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu2skaR4PDw

jecornel

Would like to see Roberts as an every down guard.

Fozzy is a dawg. COOK IT!!

Tequilla

In an ideal world you redshirt Harris next year

AEB

jecornel said:

Would like to see Roberts an every down guard.

Fozzy is a dawg. COOK IT!!

I can't handle the twist and turns of recruiting. I will be going on a walkabout to enjoy the polar vortex while gaining perspective.

Ice_Holmvik

LT: Adams
LG: Wattenburg (assumed)
C: Shelton
RG: Harris (assumed)
RT: McGary
I would say this except switch Shelton to Right Guard and Harris to Center. Shelton played center out of necessity. They are both a better fit with that arrangement in my humble opinion.

Dardanus

Thread delivers. The offseason already looks promising.

Swaye

Dardanus said:

Thread delivers. The offseason already looks promising.

I STARTED A FOOTBALL THREAD AHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAH

GreenRiverGatorz

Tequilla said:

In an ideal world you redshirt Harris next year

No you wouldn't. Harris got embarrassed against Bama, but that doesn't erase the fact that he rightfully started on arguably the best OL in the conference and absolutely played at the level of a Pac-12 starter. The fact that he still hasn't yet had time to grow or progress like all true freshmen linemen do between years 1-3 bodes very well for his future.