Sitting in my room in Vegas...
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Well, I coined the term, so it's marsupial guernica.
http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/25940/drunken-ramblings-death-row-vs-woodshed-pirates-edition/p1
I always thought Thanksgiving was some bullshit Abe Lincoln fake holiday, but now I see just how beautiful it can be
Maybe someday the President will spend Thanksgiving pardoning tatted strippers on the White House lawn....
Till then we gotta stuff and baste whoever The Great Spirit puts in our path
Pretty sure a Lakota Sioux medicine man revealed that to me in a vision -
Don't fuck the neighbor lady.Pitchfork51 said:Edit. Wow I just got bitched out by my fat neighbor.
Before we went to the strip club we stopped by my place and I told my friend rich that I had hot neighbors.
They live 3 doors down and apparently he took that one as "my next door neighbor is hot" and banged on her door at 3am. God dammit.
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Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.Swaye said:
Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.guntlove said:You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?
Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.
There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.
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You know why you were flagged.Pitchfork51 said:Speaking of a trap. I was with a friend in town from Oklahoma and got duped into spending 500 at the strip club.
Fortunately I had cocaine at my place and two of them came over after.
(She's an independent contractor apparently. They told me this over and over)
Katie is still passed out in my bed.
I honestly never used to do this shit before I found this forum but swaye has inspired me.
To the clinic tomorrow. -
Wigwam. You gotta pay.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.Swaye said:
Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.guntlove said:You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?
Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.
There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.
gunt. -
You know my rule.Swaye said:
Wigwam. You gotta pay.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.Swaye said:
Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.guntlove said:You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?
Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.
There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.
gunt.
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I laffed.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
You know my rule.Swaye said:
Wigwam. You gotta pay.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.Swaye said:
Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.guntlove said:You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?
Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.
There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.
gunt.
We'll move on. -
8 days in Vegas? It's a two night spot for me.Swaye said:
Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.guntlove said:You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?
Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.
There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.
gunt. -
Do you know how long I have to save for the plane ticket? I just love Vegas. Whenever I go I like to stay a week if possible. If I lived in Cali I'd be there 5 times a year for a couple days each. But from Virginia, it's a once a year for a week thing. FUck I wish I was rich.RoadDawg55 said:
8 days in Vegas? It's a two night spot for me.Swaye said:
Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.guntlove said:You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?
Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.
There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.
gunt. -
Have you ever thought of becoming a human pesticide tester for Terminex as well and just not telling Orkin?
#doubledipping
