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Swaye
Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
...recovering from last night. Damn I had fun an hour after the game until after midnight. I am sitting here in boxers typing shit for the last 6 hours zoming out watching TV the rest of the time and the only other thing I have done is order room service (eggs benedict) a couple hours ago. Glad I dumped spirit fingers a few weeks ago so I don't even have to have a twinge of guilt. In other news, I have yet to find cocaine in Vegas, so booze only so far. Fuck there is some good pussy out here though. Most of it has serious mental stability issues as well. Perfect for me. I need them damaged.

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  • gmo
    gmo Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,853 Founders Club
    one on the left is clearly Catholic. Has spent a lot of time kneeling.
  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    Where, in Vegas, did you run into those two? Dre's?

    A in for a fren
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    Atomic Liquors
  • steelheader2
    steelheader2 Member Posts: 373

    " dumped spirit fingers" /finger tats? Can I take back my engagement gift to you then?
    Swaye said:

    ...recovering from last night. Damn I had fun an hour after the game until after midnight. I am sitting here in boxers typing shit for the last 6 hours zoming out watching TV the rest of the time and the only other thing I have done is order room service (eggs benedict) a couple hours ago. Glad I dumped spirit fingers a few weeks ago so I don't even have to have a twinge of guilt. In other news, I have yet to find cocaine in Vegas, so booze only so far. Fuck there is some good pussy out here though. Most of it has serious mental stability issues as well. Perfect for me. I need them damaged.

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  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    Swaye said:

    Atomic Liquors

    Sounds like my late night stop on St. Patty's (ILTCIPILTDT) Day, coming up shortly.

    Cheers, Geronimo, and happy hunting!!
  • phineas
    phineas Member Posts: 4,732
    Swaye said:

    ...recovering from last night. Damn I had fun an hour after the game until after midnight. I am sitting here in boxers typing shit for the last 6 hours zoming out watching TV the rest of the time and the only other thing I have done is order room service (eggs benedict) a couple hours ago. Glad I dumped spirit fingers a few weeks ago so I don't even have to have a twinge of guilt. In other news, I have yet to find cocaine in Vegas, so booze only so far. Fuck there is some good pussy out here though. Most of it has serious mental stability issues as well. Perfect for me. I need them damaged.

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    If you need blow... just take one of the cards from the club promoters handing them out all day.
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161
    AlCzervik said:

    Swaye said:

    I need them damaged.

    Here you go ...

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    So one fucks you to death, and the other fucks you when you are dead ?

    Sounds better than going out hooked up to hospital machines with an agonizing disease...
  • guntlove
    guntlove Member Posts: 784
    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    That does sound fun. I think I'll drive up there Tuesday.
  • CaptainPJ
    CaptainPJ Member Posts: 2,986
    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Who the fuck are you?

    That is a G 'n R bar, not to be advertised on message boards.

    Mellow?

    Curious who you know in SEA/LAS.


    Actually, #Swaye, he is right. Head there ASAP
  • Fire_Marshall_Bill
    Fire_Marshall_Bill Member Posts: 25,616 Standard Supporter
    Spirit Fingers seemed hot, or was that her in earlier pics? I couldn't tell.

    I understand though.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    phineas said:

    Swaye said:

    ...recovering from last night. Damn I had fun an hour after the game until after midnight. I am sitting here in boxers typing shit for the last 6 hours zoming out watching TV the rest of the time and the only other thing I have done is order room service (eggs benedict) a couple hours ago. Glad I dumped spirit fingers a few weeks ago so I don't even have to have a twinge of guilt. In other news, I have yet to find cocaine in Vegas, so booze only so far. Fuck there is some good pussy out here though. Most of it has serious mental stability issues as well. Perfect for me. I need them damaged.

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    If you need blow... just take one of the cards from the club promoters handing them out all day.
    Tried that for the SkyLounge.

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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Spirit Fingers seemed hot, or was that her in earlier pics? I couldn't tell.

    I understand though.

    Yeah, she was hot, and cool, but you know how these things go. And yeah there are a couple pics of spirit fingers on the site. But whatever. I'll always have @marsupialguernica to remember her by...
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Speaking of a trap. I was with a friend in town from Oklahoma and got duped into spending 500 at the strip club.

    Fortunately I had cocaine at my place and two of them came over after.

    (She's an independent contractor apparently. They told me this over and over)

    Katie is still passed out in my bed.

    I honestly never used to do this shit before I found this forum but swaye has inspired me.

    To the clinic tomorrow.
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Swaye said:

    Spirit Fingers seemed hot, or was that her in earlier pics? I couldn't tell.

    I understand though.

    Yeah, she was hot, and cool, but you know how these things go. And yeah there are a couple pics of spirit fingers on the site. But whatever. I'll always have @marsupialguernica to remember her by...
    I believe it's wombat Guernica
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Spirit Fingers seemed hot, or was that her in earlier pics? I couldn't tell.

    I understand though.

    Yeah, she was hot, and cool, but you know how these things go. And yeah there are a couple pics of spirit fingers on the site. But whatever. I'll always have @marsupialguernica to remember her by...
    I believe it's wombat Guernica
    Well, I coined the term, so it's marsupial guernica.

    http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/25940/drunken-ramblings-death-row-vs-woodshed-pirates-edition/p1

    Good job on the sweaty chain drive hooker. Veteran move.
  • tenndawg
    tenndawg Member Posts: 1,161


    Well, I coined the term, so it's marsupial guernica.

    http://hardcorehusky.com/forums/#/discussion/25940/drunken-ramblings-death-row-vs-woodshed-pirates-edition/p1




    I always thought Thanksgiving was some bullshit Abe Lincoln fake holiday, but now I see just how beautiful it can be

    Maybe someday the President will spend Thanksgiving pardoning tatted strippers on the White House lawn....

    Till then we gotta stuff and baste whoever The Great Spirit puts in our path

    Pretty sure a Lakota Sioux medicine man revealed that to me in a vision
  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,072

    Edit. Wow I just got bitched out by my fat neighbor.

    Before we went to the strip club we stopped by my place and I told my friend rich that I had hot neighbors.

    They live 3 doors down and apparently he took that one as "my next door neighbor is hot" and banged on her door at 3am. God dammit.

    Don't fuck the neighbor lady.

  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Speaking of a trap. I was with a friend in town from Oklahoma and got duped into spending 500 at the strip club.

    Fortunately I had cocaine at my place and two of them came over after.

    (She's an independent contractor apparently. They told me this over and over)

    Katie is still passed out in my bed.

    I honestly never used to do this shit before I found this forum but swaye has inspired me.

    To the clinic tomorrow.

    You know why you were flagged.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.
    Wigwam. You gotta pay.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.
    Wigwam. You gotta pay.
    You know my rule.

    We'll move on.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    Flagged for lack of pics and lack of cocaine.
    Wigwam. You gotta pay.
    You know my rule.

    We'll move on.
    I laffed.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,135
    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    8 days in Vegas? It's a two night spot for me.
  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club

    Swaye said:

    guntlove said:

    You ever go to the Double Down Saloon, @Swaye?

    Super divey bar, off-strip. Their signature house cocktail is called 'Ass Juice' and it's served in small ceramic novelty toilet. I think it might be a target rich environment for you.

    There's also a gay leather bar right around the corner... so you can easily drop off your two dads there, before heading over to the Double Down.

    gunt.

    Nope never made it over there. I am back in Virginia. Just got home off the red eye actually. Did hit some great bars, kick ass lounges, etc. Was in Vegas for 8 days. What a trip. Nailed two chicks (both heavily tatted), drank gallons of booze, puked out about 3 grand (total) on the tables at 6 different casinos, saw the Burlesque show at the Flamingo (recommend), hung out with Dave Grohl (for like 5 minutes) at The Marque nightclub at the Cosmopolitan. Fucking great trip. If I had found cocaine and the Huskies won it would have been legendary.
    8 days in Vegas? It's a two night spot for me.
    Do you know how long I have to save for the plane ticket? I just love Vegas. Whenever I go I like to stay a week if possible. If I lived in Cali I'd be there 5 times a year for a couple days each. But from Virginia, it's a once a year for a week thing. FUck I wish I was rich.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    edited January 2017
    Have you ever thought of becoming a human pesticide tester for Terminex as well and just not telling Orkin?

    #doubledipping