Merry Christmas, Degenerates
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I believe it.
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Midnight Christmas mass is great to attend god bless America and no one elseDennis_DeYoung said:
I love Christmas services! Shit is amazing.89ute said:
Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.Dennis_DeYoung said:I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.
A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.
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B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?
Good time to reflect and hang out with smiling white people.
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we can get high and discuss the origins of life if you wantFire_Marshall_Bill said:
What? You don't believe a higher power somehow magically impregnated a 16 year old girl in the desert 2000 years ago, and some carpenter was some sort of fucking surrogate father for the chosen baby? Heathen!Dennis_DeYoung said:I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.
A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.
and
B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag? -
Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?
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You know Dennis is struggling to start walking again if he's resorting to going to church...Dennis_DeYoung said:
I love Christmas services! Shit is amazing.89ute said:
Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.Dennis_DeYoung said:I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.
A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.
and
B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?
Good time to reflect and hang out with smiling white people. -
Going to church to get laid isn't respectable. It just means you are a pushover.89ute said:
Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.Dennis_DeYoung said:I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.
A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.
and
B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag? -
The getting high part sounds good.BrickSquad said:
we can get high and discuss the origins of life if you wantFire_Marshall_Bill said:
What? You don't believe a higher power somehow magically impregnated a 16 year old girl in the desert 2000 years ago, and some carpenter was some sort of fucking surrogate father for the chosen baby? Heathen!Dennis_DeYoung said:I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.
A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.
and
B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag? -
Fucking gold. Great poastDennis_DeYoung said:I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.
A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.
and
B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag? -
I'll need pics before I can answer that.Dennis_DeYoung said:I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.
A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.
and
B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?
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Religion/Christianity made a lot more sense to me when I started to look at them as mythological lessons to be learned, in the way fairy tales teach lessons to kids, as opposed to looking at religion as the "newspaper truth".
