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Merry Christmas, Degenerates

EsophagealFecesEsophagealFeces Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 11,488
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I'd say you guys are the gift that keeps on giving, but you're more like an STD that won't go away. Here's hoping that come New Years Day, we'll be the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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    AlexisAlexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,003
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    Thus Christmas is shit and your all fags.

    Real Christmas is next Saturday anyway
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    SpoonieLuvSpoonieLuv Member Posts: 5,437
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    I didn't get my 4-stroke backpack leaf blower I specifically asked for.

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    89ute89ute Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,454
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    edited December 2016
    Double post.
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    89ute89ute Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,454
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    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

    A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

    and

    B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

    I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

    Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.
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    TequillaTequilla Member Posts: 19,815
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    I'm surprised at you Dennis ... Pepsi is still a virgin after all
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    TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
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    Tequilla said:

    I'm surprised at you Dennis ... Pepsi is still a virgin after all

    Not according to @MrsPetersen.







    Strapon
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    PurpleJPurpleJ Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,550
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    I believe it.
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    BrickSquadBrickSquad Member Posts: 1,658
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    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    89ute said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

    A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

    and

    B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

    I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

    Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.
    I love Christmas services! Shit is amazing.

    Good time to reflect and hang out with smiling white people.
    Midnight Christmas mass is great to attend god bless America and no one else

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    BrickSquadBrickSquad Member Posts: 1,658
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    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

    A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

    and

    B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

    I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

    What? You don't believe a higher power somehow magically impregnated a 16 year old girl in the desert 2000 years ago, and some carpenter was some sort of fucking surrogate father for the chosen baby? Heathen!
    we can get high and discuss the origins of life if you want
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    PostGameOrangeSlicesPostGameOrangeSlices Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 24,584
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    Holy shit! Where's the tylenol?
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    RoadDawg55RoadDawg55 Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 30,123
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    89ute said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

    A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

    and

    B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

    I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

    Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.
    Going to church to get laid isn't respectable. It just means you are a pushover.
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    Fire_Marshall_BillFire_Marshall_Bill Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,866
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    BrickSquad said:

    Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

    A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

    and

    B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

    I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

    What? You don't believe a higher power somehow magically impregnated a 16 year old girl in the desert 2000 years ago, and some carpenter was some sort of fucking surrogate father for the chosen baby? Heathen!
    we can get high and discuss the origins of life if you want
    The getting high part sounds good.
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    JaWarrenJaHookerJaWarrenJaHooker Member Posts: 1,981
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    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

    A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

    and

    B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

    I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

    Fucking gold. Great poast
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    dfleadflea Member Posts: 7,221
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    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.

    A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.

    and

    B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.

    I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?

    I'll need pics before I can answer that.
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    DerekJohnsonDerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 60,143
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    Religion/Christianity made a lot more sense to me when I started to look at them as mythological lessons to be learned, in the way fairy tales teach lessons to kids, as opposed to looking at religion as the "newspaper truth".
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