Merry Christmas, Degenerates
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Thus Christmas is shit and your all fags.
Real Christmas is next Saturday anyway -
I didn't get my 4-stroke backpack leaf blower I specifically asked for.
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I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.
A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.
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B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag? -
Double post.
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Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.Dennis_DeYoung said:I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.
A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.
and
B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag? -
I love Christmas services! Shit is amazing.89ute said:
Why would you go to such an event? Please tell me it was in order to get laid.Dennis_DeYoung said:I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.
A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.
and
B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag?
Good time to reflect and hang out with smiling white people. -
I'm surprised at you Dennis ... Pepsi is still a virgin after all
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Not according to @MrsPetersen.Tequilla said:I'm surprised at you Dennis ... Pepsi is still a virgin after all
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What? You don't believe a higher power somehow magically impregnated a 16 year old girl in the desert 2000 years ago, and some carpenter was some sort of fucking surrogate father for the chosen baby? Heathen!Dennis_DeYoung said:I went to a Christmas service last night and all they kept talking about was how Mary was a virgin.
A - What kind of fucking moron believes that shit? I understand 2000 years ago, but come the fuck on.
and
B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
I can understand being excite that a dude told all the fucking hypocritical fags in the Temple to fuck off and said nice shit, but who gives a fuck about the state of his mom's vag? -
I know. Everyone knows to get a girl pregnant you just slap her titties around then stick it inside her and pee. Don't want to get her pregnant pull it out and pee on her leg.Dennis_DeYoung said:
B - What kind of fucking creep show is the whole fucking thing anyway? Half the fucking thing was a bunch of old men talking about how exciting it was that Mary got pregnant without fucking. A fresh vag only penetrated by God!!! Jesus fucking Christ give it a rest.
