I love Pettis, but as a WR he made the smallest impact as a WR in the biggest games this year. 2 catches 13 yards against Utah (made the play of the game with the return though). 2 catches 22 yards vs USC and 1 catch 9 yards against Colorado.
He's #2 to Browning as the guy who needs a breakout game against a top flight opponent. Not a criticism (hi Kim!), it just is what it is.
My brother said it right: Pettis is like a weird early 80s porn co-star. Not like the main guy, but the second dude who is a little off with that lilting speech, kind of charming but awkward countenance and unkempt appearance even though he looks pretty good.
Weirdly accurate in my view.
We haven't seen his kind since they all died of AIDS in like '86.
My brother said it right: Pettis is like a weird early 80s porn co-star. Not like the main guy, but the second dude who is a little off with that lilting speech, kind of charming but awkward countenance and unkempt appearance even though he looks pretty good.
Weirdly accurate in my view.
We haven't seen his kind since they all died of AIDS in like '86.
So you are saying Pettis is to Ross as Joey Silvera was to John Leslie?
My brother said it right: Pettis is like a weird early 80s porn co-star. Not like the main guy, but the second dude who is a little off with that lilting speech, kind of charming but awkward countenance and unkempt appearance even though he looks pretty good.
Weirdly accurate in my view.
We haven't seen his kind since they all died of AIDS in like '86.
So you are saying Pettis is to Ross as Joey Silvera was to John Leslie?
So he's more your Reed Rothchild to Ross' Dirk Diggler?
My brother said it right: Pettis is like a weird early 80s porn co-star. Not like the main guy, but the second dude who is a little off with that lilting speech, kind of charming but awkward countenance and unkempt appearance even though he looks pretty good.
Weirdly accurate in my view.
We haven't seen his kind since they all died of AIDS in like '86.
So you are saying Pettis is to Ross as Joey Silvera was to John Leslie?
Most people on the bored (hardy har har) would've said Pettis:Ross::Joey Silvera:John Leslie but only you could make that longer than it needed to be.
My brother said it right: Pettis is like a weird early 80s porn co-star. Not like the main guy, but the second dude who is a little off with that lilting speech, kind of charming but awkward countenance and unkempt appearance even though he looks pretty good.
Weirdly accurate in my view.
We haven't seen his kind since they all died of AIDS in like '86.
So you are saying Pettis is to Ross as Joey Silvera was to John Leslie?
Most people on the bored (hardy har har) would've said Pettis:Ross::Joey Silvera:John Leslie but only you could make that longer than it needed to be.
I salute you.
Ross:Joey? Good Lord! First the Seinfeld references, now Friends? Pup always knew you were the type of guy to crank up a Friends episode when nobody was watchin! Games up Nacho Libre!
My brother said it right: Pettis is like a weird early 80s porn co-star. Not like the main guy, but the second dude who is a little off with that lilting speech, kind of charming but awkward countenance and unkempt appearance even though he looks pretty good.
Weirdly accurate in my view.
We haven't seen his kind since they all died of AIDS in like '86.
So you are saying Pettis is to Ross as Joey Silvera was to John Leslie?
Most people on the bored (hardy har har) would've said Pettis:Ross::Joey Silvera:John Leslie but only you could make that longer than it needed to be.
I salute you.
Ross:Joey? Good Lord! First the Seinfeld references, now Friends? Pup always knew you were the type of guy to crank up a Friends episode when nobody was watchin! Games up Nacho Libre!
@RoadDawg55 is on fire today. He's clearly the best Asian poaster (hardy har har) on this bored.
My brother said it right: Pettis is like a weird early 80s porn co-star. Not like the main guy, but the second dude who is a little off with that lilting speech, kind of charming but awkward countenance and unkempt appearance even though he looks pretty good.
Weirdly accurate in my view.
We haven't seen his kind since they all died of AIDS in like '86.
So you are saying Pettis is to Ross as Joey Silvera was to John Leslie?
I only watch gay porn with black people... so IDK.
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He's #2 to Browning as the guy who needs a breakout game against a top flight opponent. Not a criticism (hi Kim!), it just is what it is.
Weirdly accurate in my view.
We haven't seen his kind since they all died of AIDS in like '86.
I salute you.