5 Reasons Trolling Opportunity
I'd recommend and advise slightly modifying the 5 reasons to be a little more serious than some of the overly generic BS ... but that show appears to give a long leash ... so you could probably get Paul to bite on each of the items if it comes across as a legit call ... as an example:
1) Jake Browning - best QB Alabama has played all year ... even the great Saban has said so himself
2) Offensive Line - Adams, Eldrenkamp, McGary, etc. are ready to rumble ... they got speed and strength
3) Kwiatkowski - knows how to draw up a game plan and more importantly adjust ... he'll be as good of a DC as Alabama has faced all year
4) Speed - we know Alabama has speed but we have speed all over the field and it will give us more of a chance than what most of the experts think
5) Time of Possession - our ability to run a balanced offense will give us the ability to control the clock and force Alabama to press ... I got UW winning rather easily at 34-17
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flagged. no ossaiTequilla said:Paul Finebaum's show on the SEC Network ... lots of opportunity to call in and engage with Paul directly on his radio show
I'd recommend and advise slightly modifying the 5 reasons to be a little more serious than some of the overly generic BS ... but that show appears to give a long leash ... so you could probably get Paul to bite on each of the items if it comes across as a legit call ... as an example:
1) Jake Browning - best QB Alabama has played all year ... even the great Saban has said so himself
2) Offensive Line - Adams, Eldrenkamp, McGary, etc. are ready to rumble ... they got speed and strength
3) Kwiatkowski - knows how to draw up a game plan and more importantly adjust ... he'll be as good of a DC as Alabama has faced all year
4) Speed - we know Alabama has speed but we have speed all over the field and it will give us more of a chance than what most of the experts think
5) Time of Possession - our ability to run a balanced offense will give us the ability to control the clock and force Alabama to press ... I got UW winning rather easily at 34-17
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Jack?!
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That "modification" doesn't even remotely resemble 5 reasons.
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Modify as you see fit ... you'll probably never get on the air if it is 100% obvious that you are trolling ... and if you do, if it is THAT obvious you'll get bounced.
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Might be your worst effortTequilla said:Paul Finebaum's show on the SEC Network ... lots of opportunity to call in and engage with Paul directly on his radio show
I'd recommend and advise slightly modifying the 5 reasons to be a little more serious than some of the overly generic BS ... but that show appears to give a long leash ... so you could probably get Paul to bite on each of the items if it comes across as a legit call ... as an example:
1) Jake Browning - best QB Alabama has played all year ... even the great Saban has said so himself
2) Offensive Line - Adams, Eldrenkamp, McGary, etc. are ready to rumble ... they got speed and strength
3) Kwiatkowski - knows how to draw up a game plan and more importantly adjust ... he'll be as good of a DC as Alabama has faced all year
4) Speed - we know Alabama has speed but we have speed all over the field and it will give us more of a chance than what most of the experts think
5) Time of Possession - our ability to run a balanced offense will give us the ability to control the clock and force Alabama to press ... I got UW winning rather easily at 34-17 -
Fuck that. The absurdity of 5 reasons is what makes it funny. Your watered down attempt to get on Paul's show is a butchering.
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This is so bad it would even work on dawgman.... not your best effort Tequilla
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5 reasons is sacred. there is little room for modificationTequilla said:Modify as you see fit ... you'll probably never get on the air if it is 100% obvious that you are trolling ... and if you do, if it is THAT obvious you'll get bounced.
But there's an opportunity here. -
That's why I would never call in and do it ... I figure someone around here would find it amusing enough to go about doing it.
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Amusing? I'm angered I clicked and got sucked in. This is awful. You should be ashamed.Tequilla said:That's why I would never call in and do it ... I figure someone around here would find it amusing enough to go about doing it.
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Tequilla strikes me as the dude who would be out approaching women because he has no shame but never getting laid because he's so socially dysfunctional and oblivious
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HurtfulPitchfork51 said:Tequilla strikes me as the dude who would be out approaching women because he has no shame but never getting laid because he's so socially dysfunctional and oblivious
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Call him and call them a bunch of uneducated, inbred hilljacks and that the SEC is an overrated sack of shit that they cling to. Simple.
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Hey Teq? Fuck off... You're ruining 5 reasons more than i did.
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Disagree.backthepack said:Hey Teq? Fuck off... You're ruining 5 reasons more than i did.
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It's a numbers game!Tequilla said:
HurtfulPitchfork51 said:Tequilla strikes me as the dude who would be out approaching women because he has no shame but never getting laid because he's so socially dysfunctional and oblivious
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OK!Pitchfork51 said:
Disagree.backthepack said:Hey Teq? Fuck off... You're ruining 5 reasons more than i did.
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Fucking Christ I hate you.backthepack said:
OK!Pitchfork51 said:
Disagree.backthepack said:Hey Teq? Fuck off... You're ruining 5 reasons more than i did.
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Do i care? Quit wagon jumping bitchfork.Pitchfork51 said:
Fucking Christ I hate you.backthepack said:
OK!Pitchfork51 said:
Disagree.backthepack said:Hey Teq? Fuck off... You're ruining 5 reasons more than i did.
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Sounds like we need Stu Gotz to make the call
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I honestly don't see why it wouldn't be accepted as is.
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What's the point of 5 reasons if you water it down?Tequilla said:Modify as you see fit ... you'll probably never get on the air if it is 100% obvious that you are trolling ... and if you do, if it is THAT obvious you'll get bounced.
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How do you post vids to the internet? I'm gonna get a video of a bunch of girls yelling "fuck you btp! And Hondo!"
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That's pretty fucked up. You're going to give him flashbacks from 4th period.Pitchfork51 said:How do you post vids to the internet? I'm gonna get a video of a bunch of girls yelling "fuck you btp! And Hondo!"
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Free pub!!! But it wouldn't be the first time women were screaming at my Honda.Pitchfork51 said:How do you post vids to the internet? I'm gonna get a video of a bunch of girls yelling "fuck you btp! And Hondo!"
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SEC network? Why would I pay for that channel
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*5th period #myexisinthatclassGreenRiverGatorz said:
That's pretty fucked up. You're going to give him flashbacks from 4th period.Pitchfork51 said:How do you post vids to the internet? I'm gonna get a video of a bunch of girls yelling "fuck you btp! And Hondo!"
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Thx for the free pub for backie and Hondo!Pitchfork51 said:How do you post vids to the internet? I'm gonna get a video of a bunch of girls yelling "fuck you btp! And Hondo!"
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Ehhh....I wouldn't worry bout it. Ol' Paul is aware! Hehe
