5 Reasons Trolling Opportunity

Tequilla

Paul Finebaum's show on the SEC Network ... lots of opportunity to call in and engage with Paul directly on his radio show

I'd recommend and advise slightly modifying the 5 reasons to be a little more serious than some of the overly generic BS ... but that show appears to give a long leash ... so you could probably get Paul to bite on each of the items if it comes across as a legit call ... as an example:

1) Jake Browning - best QB Alabama has played all year ... even the great Saban has said so himself

2) Offensive Line - Adams, Eldrenkamp, McGary, etc. are ready to rumble ... they got speed and strength

3) Kwiatkowski - knows how to draw up a game plan and more importantly adjust ... he'll be as good of a DC as Alabama has faced all year

4) Speed - we know Alabama has speed but we have speed all over the field and it will give us more of a chance than what most of the experts think

5) Time of Possession - our ability to run a balanced offense will give us the ability to control the clock and force Alabama to press ... I got UW winning rather easily at 34-17

dhdawg

Tequilla said:

Paul Finebaum's show on the SEC Network ... lots of opportunity to call in and engage with Paul directly on his radio show

I'd recommend and advise slightly modifying the 5 reasons to be a little more serious than some of the overly generic BS ... but that show appears to give a long leash ... so you could probably get Paul to bite on each of the items if it comes across as a legit call ... as an example:

1) Jake Browning - best QB Alabama has played all year ... even the great Saban has said so himself

2) Offensive Line - Adams, Eldrenkamp, McGary, etc. are ready to rumble ... they got speed and strength

3) Kwiatkowski - knows how to draw up a game plan and more importantly adjust ... he'll be as good of a DC as Alabama has faced all year

4) Speed - we know Alabama has speed but we have speed all over the field and it will give us more of a chance than what most of the experts think

5) Time of Possession - our ability to run a balanced offense will give us the ability to control the clock and force Alabama to press ... I got UW winning rather easily at 34-17

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Pitchfork51

Jack?!

CuntWaffle

That "modification" doesn't even remotely resemble 5 reasons.

Tequilla

Modify as you see fit ... you'll probably never get on the air if it is 100% obvious that you are trolling ... and if you do, if it is THAT obvious you'll get bounced.

But there's an opportunity here.

Baseman

Tequilla said:

Paul Finebaum's show on the SEC Network ... lots of opportunity to call in and engage with Paul directly on his radio show

I'd recommend and advise slightly modifying the 5 reasons to be a little more serious than some of the overly generic BS ... but that show appears to give a long leash ... so you could probably get Paul to bite on each of the items if it comes across as a legit call ... as an example:

1) Jake Browning - best QB Alabama has played all year ... even the great Saban has said so himself

2) Offensive Line - Adams, Eldrenkamp, McGary, etc. are ready to rumble ... they got speed and strength

3) Kwiatkowski - knows how to draw up a game plan and more importantly adjust ... he'll be as good of a DC as Alabama has faced all year

4) Speed - we know Alabama has speed but we have speed all over the field and it will give us more of a chance than what most of the experts think

5) Time of Possession - our ability to run a balanced offense will give us the ability to control the clock and force Alabama to press ... I got UW winning rather easily at 34-17

Might be your worst effort

GreenRiverGatorz

Fuck that. The absurdity of 5 reasons is what makes it funny. Your watered down attempt to get on Paul's show is a butchering.

ApostleofGrief

This is so bad it would even work on dawgman.... not your best effort Tequilla

dhdawg

Tequilla said:

Modify as you see fit ... you'll probably never get on the air if it is 100% obvious that you are trolling ... and if you do, if it is THAT obvious you'll get bounced.

But there's an opportunity here.

5 reasons is sacred. there is little room for modification

Tequilla

That's why I would never call in and do it ... I figure someone around here would find it amusing enough to go about doing it.

Baseman

Tequilla said:

That's why I would never call in and do it ... I figure someone around here would find it amusing enough to go about doing it.

Amusing? I'm angered I clicked and got sucked in. This is awful. You should be ashamed.

Pitchfork51

Tequilla strikes me as the dude who would be out approaching women because he has no shame but never getting laid because he's so socially dysfunctional and oblivious

Tequilla

Pitchfork51 said:

Tequilla strikes me as the dude who would be out approaching women because he has no shame but never getting laid because he's so socially dysfunctional and oblivious

Hurtful

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Call him and call them a bunch of uneducated, inbred hilljacks and that the SEC is an overrated sack of shit that they cling to. Simple.

backthepack

Hey Teq? Fuck off... You're ruining 5 reasons more than i did.

Pitchfork51

backthepack said:

Hey Teq? Fuck off... You're ruining 5 reasons more than i did.

Disagree.

Pitchfork51

Tequilla said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Tequilla strikes me as the dude who would be out approaching women because he has no shame but never getting laid because he's so socially dysfunctional and oblivious

Hurtful

It's a numbers game!

backthepack

Pitchfork51 said:

backthepack said:

Hey Teq? Fuck off... You're ruining 5 reasons more than i did.

Disagree.

OK!

Pitchfork51

backthepack said:

Pitchfork51 said:

backthepack said:

Hey Teq? Fuck off... You're ruining 5 reasons more than i did.

Disagree.

OK!

Fucking Christ I hate you.

backthepack

Pitchfork51 said:

backthepack said:

Pitchfork51 said:

backthepack said:

Hey Teq? Fuck off... You're ruining 5 reasons more than i did.

Disagree.

OK!

Fucking Christ I hate you.

Do i care? Quit wagon jumping bitchfork.

TommySQC

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