5 Reasons Trolling Opportunity
I'd recommend and advise slightly modifying the 5 reasons to be a little more serious than some of the overly generic BS ... but that show appears to give a long leash ... so you could probably get Paul to bite on each of the items if it comes across as a legit call ... as an example:
1) Jake Browning - best QB Alabama has played all year ... even the great Saban has said so himself
2) Offensive Line - Adams, Eldrenkamp, McGary, etc. are ready to rumble ... they got speed and strength
3) Kwiatkowski - knows how to draw up a game plan and more importantly adjust ... he'll be as good of a DC as Alabama has faced all year
4) Speed - we know Alabama has speed but we have speed all over the field and it will give us more of a chance than what most of the experts think
5) Time of Possession - our ability to run a balanced offense will give us the ability to control the clock and force Alabama to press ... I got UW winning rather easily at 34-17
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flagged. no ossaiTequilla said:Paul Finebaum's show on the SEC Network ... lots of opportunity to call in and engage with Paul directly on his radio show
I'd recommend and advise slightly modifying the 5 reasons to be a little more serious than some of the overly generic BS ... but that show appears to give a long leash ... so you could probably get Paul to bite on each of the items if it comes across as a legit call ... as an example:
1) Jake Browning - best QB Alabama has played all year ... even the great Saban has said so himself
2) Offensive Line - Adams, Eldrenkamp, McGary, etc. are ready to rumble ... they got speed and strength
3) Kwiatkowski - knows how to draw up a game plan and more importantly adjust ... he'll be as good of a DC as Alabama has faced all year
4) Speed - we know Alabama has speed but we have speed all over the field and it will give us more of a chance than what most of the experts think
5) Time of Possession - our ability to run a balanced offense will give us the ability to control the clock and force Alabama to press ... I got UW winning rather easily at 34-17
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Jack?!
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That "modification" doesn't even remotely resemble 5 reasons.
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Modify as you see fit ... you'll probably never get on the air if it is 100% obvious that you are trolling ... and if you do, if it is THAT obvious you'll get bounced.
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Might be your worst effortTequilla said:Paul Finebaum's show on the SEC Network ... lots of opportunity to call in and engage with Paul directly on his radio show
I'd recommend and advise slightly modifying the 5 reasons to be a little more serious than some of the overly generic BS ... but that show appears to give a long leash ... so you could probably get Paul to bite on each of the items if it comes across as a legit call ... as an example:
1) Jake Browning - best QB Alabama has played all year ... even the great Saban has said so himself
2) Offensive Line - Adams, Eldrenkamp, McGary, etc. are ready to rumble ... they got speed and strength
3) Kwiatkowski - knows how to draw up a game plan and more importantly adjust ... he'll be as good of a DC as Alabama has faced all year
4) Speed - we know Alabama has speed but we have speed all over the field and it will give us more of a chance than what most of the experts think
5) Time of Possession - our ability to run a balanced offense will give us the ability to control the clock and force Alabama to press ... I got UW winning rather easily at 34-17 -
Fuck that. The absurdity of 5 reasons is what makes it funny. Your watered down attempt to get on Paul's show is a butchering.
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This is so bad it would even work on dawgman.... not your best effort Tequilla
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5 reasons is sacred. there is little room for modificationTequilla said:Modify as you see fit ... you'll probably never get on the air if it is 100% obvious that you are trolling ... and if you do, if it is THAT obvious you'll get bounced.
But there's an opportunity here. -
That's why I would never call in and do it ... I figure someone around here would find it amusing enough to go about doing it.
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Amusing? I'm angered I clicked and got sucked in. This is awful. You should be ashamed.Tequilla said:That's why I would never call in and do it ... I figure someone around here would find it amusing enough to go about doing it.
