#1 reason we can fuck up Alabama
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How have tax accountant-like QBs fared against Saban?TideCPA said:The real X factor is Jake Browning's douche level. History shows that in order to beat a Saban defense you must be an incredible douche. Johnny Manziel, Chad Kelly, Cam Newton, Stephen Garcia, Jordan Jefferson. All giant douches.
I've never heard an interview with Browning but if he's a likeable guy it could be a long day for Washington.
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How's this?TideCPA said:The douche level in that gif is slightly concerning. But it isn't quite fighting-high-school players-on-your-week-off, kicking-a-serviceman-in-the-face, or simply being Cam Newton level of douche.
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Wrong. Florida, LSU and Auburn are better. All are ststistically ahead of of right up there with Washington and yet none have Washingtons excellent offense. They all 3 spend inordinate amounts of time on the field and still best Washington's defensive stats. What"s more our offense faces the two best defenses in the nation at every practice - Bama's starters and Bama's reserves. LMAO!dnc said:
Browning backup is plunger.RocketCityTider said:A couple of queations:
Who's the backup for Browning?
How many DL does the Husky D rotate in a game? (In otherwords, how's the DL depth?)
We? rotate at least 4 DT's: Gaines, Vea and Qualls are fucking awesome, Turpin is surprisingly serviceable. We? don't really use DE's, more of an OLB type position, and we rotate them pretty freely as well (we rotate the whole defense pretty much). The OLB spots are easily the worst on the defense, but that's like saying 2012 is Alabama's worst national championship.
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Unlike all those teams you mentioned, Washington's starters have had to play like 3 second halves all year.Crimsonite1 said:
Wrong. Florida, LSU and Auburn are better. All are ststistically ahead of of right up there with Washington and yet none have Washingtons excellent offense. They all 3 spend inordinate amounts of time on the field and still best Washington's defensive stats. What"s more our offense faces the two best defenses in the nation at every practice - Bama's starters and Bama's reserves. LMAO!dnc said:
Browning backup is plunger.RocketCityTider said:A couple of queations:
Who's the backup for Browning?
How many DL does the Husky D rotate in a game? (In otherwords, how's the DL depth?)
We? rotate at least 4 DT's: Gaines, Vea and Qualls are fucking awesome, Turpin is surprisingly serviceable. We? don't really use DE's, more of an OLB type position, and we rotate them pretty freely as well (we rotate the whole defense pretty much). The OLB spots are easily the worst on the defense, but that's like saying 2012 is Alabama's worst national championship.
This will be the best defense Alabama has faced rather easily.
Hope that helps.
And yes Bama faces great tests in practice. They haven't seen a secondary like ours all year though.
This game will be determined by whether UW can protect Browning long enough for him to hit some shots and keep his confidence. Our receivers can absolutely beat your secondary over the top. UW's offense >>>>>>> Ole Miss's offense. But Alabama's pass rush may render all that moot.
That's the biggest matchup to watch. Our defense is going to hold your offense under 21, our offense could be great or give up another 20 though.
Either way it will be interesting. -
Looks like it could be a good game.GrundleStiltzkin said:
How's this? -
Crimsonite1....BamaMag or TideFans member??
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They tend to be good at diagnosing what the defense is doing wrong but ultimately end up sitting on the couch at night drinking whiskey and posting on message boards because their job is boring as hell.UWhuskytskeet said:
How have tax accountant-like QBs fared against Saban?
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Exactly. That's why you have good stats. Blowouts over weak teams, and I'm not just talking about Portland St and Rutgers either. Your only impressive win was over Colorado.dnc said:
Unlike all those teams you mentioned, Washington's starters have had to play like 3 second halves all year.Crimsonite1 said:
Wrong. Florida, LSU and Auburn are better. All are ststistically ahead of of right up there with Washington and yet none have Washingtons excellent offense. They all 3 spend inordinate amounts of time on the field and still best Washington's defensive stats. What"s more our offense faces the two best defenses in the nation at every practice - Bama's starters and Bama's reserves. LMAO!dnc said:
Browning backup is plunger.RocketCityTider said:A couple of queations:
Who's the backup for Browning?
How many DL does the Husky D rotate in a game? (In otherwords, how's the DL depth?)
We? rotate at least 4 DT's: Gaines, Vea and Qualls are fucking awesome, Turpin is surprisingly serviceable. We? don't really use DE's, more of an OLB type position, and we rotate them pretty freely as well (we rotate the whole defense pretty much). The OLB spots are easily the worst on the defense, but that's like saying 2012 is Alabama's worst national championship.
This will be the best defense Alabama has faced rather easily.
Hope that helps. -
You have it backwards. Our? stats are much better in the first half when we still gaf. If it weren't for emptying our bench our defensive stats would be much better. Look at first half versus second half.Crimsonite1 said:
Exactly. That's why you have good stats. Blowouts over weak teams, and I'm not just talking about Portland St and Rutgers either. Your only impressive win was over Colorado.dnc said:
Unlike all those teams you mentioned, Washington's starters have had to play like 3 second halves all year.Crimsonite1 said:
Wrong. Florida, LSU and Auburn are better. All are ststistically ahead of of right up there with Washington and yet none have Washingtons excellent offense. They all 3 spend inordinate amounts of time on the field and still best Washington's defensive stats. What"s more our offense faces the two best defenses in the nation at every practice - Bama's starters and Bama's reserves. LMAO!dnc said:
Browning backup is plunger.RocketCityTider said:A couple of queations:
Who's the backup for Browning?
How many DL does the Husky D rotate in a game? (In otherwords, how's the DL depth?)
We? rotate at least 4 DT's: Gaines, Vea and Qualls are fucking awesome, Turpin is surprisingly serviceable. We? don't really use DE's, more of an OLB type position, and we rotate them pretty freely as well (we rotate the whole defense pretty much). The OLB spots are easily the worst on the defense, but that's like saying 2012 is Alabama's worst national championship.
This will be the best defense Alabama has faced rather easily.
Hope that helps.
And according to the playoff committee our wins over "weak" teams Stanford and Utah are better than all but three of your wins, and two of those (Auburn and Florida) are barely above Stanford and Utah, so I guess you really only beat one good team also.
Congrats. -
I'm getting a huge Jimmy Clausen vibe from this, I don't know whyGrundleStiltzkin said:
How's this?TideCPA said:The douche level in that gif is slightly concerning. But it isn't quite fighting-high-school players-on-your-week-off, kicking-a-serviceman-in-the-face, or simply being Cam Newton level of douche.
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A quick Google shows rivals and something called talksec.RocketCityTider said:Crimsonite1....BamaMag or TideFans member??
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A quick Google shows rivals and something called talksec.RocketCityTider said:Crimsonite1....BamaMag or TideFans member??
Makes sense. Though he'd be popular on tide fans.
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They also play in a league with terrible quarterbacking. Bama is as good as ever no question. That doesn't make the sec any good as a league this year. Specifically the east which Florida played inCrimsonite1 said:
Wrong. Florida, LSU and Auburn are better. All are ststistically ahead of of right up there with Washington and yet none have Washingtons excellent offense. They all 3 spend inordinate amounts of time on the field and still best Washington's defensive stats. What"s more our offense faces the two best defenses in the nation at every practice - Bama's starters and Bama's reserves. LMAO!dnc said:
Browning backup is plunger.RocketCityTider said:A couple of queations:
Who's the backup for Browning?
How many DL does the Husky D rotate in a game? (In otherwords, how's the DL depth?)
We? rotate at least 4 DT's: Gaines, Vea and Qualls are fucking awesome, Turpin is surprisingly serviceable. We? don't really use DE's, more of an OLB type position, and we rotate them pretty freely as well (we rotate the whole defense pretty much). The OLB spots are easily the worst on the defense, but that's like saying 2012 is Alabama's worst national championship.
This will be the best defense Alabama has faced rather easily. -
Huh?PineapplePirate said:
You know how on most boards they say, "Don't feed the trolls?" Well at Hardcore Husky the trolls are fed 40 course meals and the feedings usually don't stop until the troll dies of a coronary or strokes out in anger. The angrier a troll gets the harder everyone here laughs behind their keyboard. I'm not sure Crimsonite1 is going to make it.Gridiron said:
Dam nite, might not wanna be so stringent. The dude may be just trolling his home teams board(could be a fan for another team, esp with a 'STAN' in the name) for the newb fans from the opposing team that have been welcomed.......and if so you just took the bait on 2# test.Crimsonite1 said:Uhh huh. Florida has a better defense than Washington by far, and is ranked #6 even with a pathetic offense that can't keep them off the field. Maybe you should go to You Tube and watch the game and then reassess that dumb post. Or maybe you should call Kiffin and let him explain why we have so many short yardage losses which all come early in the game when teams are stacking the box against us. There is functioning method to to it. A quick explanation is that he runs shit loads of bubble screens and jet sweeps early against stacked boxes to tire the defense out. This results in a lot of tackles for short losses that soon turn into hugh gains.
Dude Bama is #1 after playing the 3rd toughest SOS in the country. There is no way you can compare Bama and Washington's stats as you were doing since the schedules are not even close to equal.
If he was not, then as it pertains to him/her, laid out a very, very.........very hopeful analysis of one way the Huskies can overcome the Tide. -
Hi. Shit ground centric SEC offenses tend to bolster an opponent's defensive ststistics.Crimsonite1 said:
Wrong. Florida, LSU and Auburn are better. All are ststistically ahead of of right up there with Washington and yet none have Washingtons excellent offense. They all 3 spend inordinate amounts of time on the field and still best Washington's defensive stats. What"s more our offense faces the two best defenses in the nation at every practice - Bama's starters and Bama's reserves. LMAO!dnc said:
Browning backup is plunger.RocketCityTider said:A couple of queations:
Who's the backup for Browning?
How many DL does the Husky D rotate in a game? (In otherwords, how's the DL depth?)
We? rotate at least 4 DT's: Gaines, Vea and Qualls are fucking awesome, Turpin is surprisingly serviceable. We? don't really use DE's, more of an OLB type position, and we rotate them pretty freely as well (we rotate the whole defense pretty much). The OLB spots are easily the worst on the defense, but that's like saying 2012 is Alabama's worst national championship.
This will be the best defense Alabama has faced rather easily.
Hope this helps. -
Reason #1 is Jack "Cobra" Browning. Hes the best player on the field enough said. Hes got 4 years of high school and 2 years of college under his belt.
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Way to wagon jump, bitchfork!Pitchfork51 said:Reason #1 is Jack "Cobra" Browning. Hes the best player on the field enough said. Hes got 4 years of high school and 2 years of college under his belt.
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Engrish motherfucker, DYSI?Crimsonite1 said:
Dumbass. You statement sums you up.FreeChavez said:
When kiffin is the biggest argument for something you should step away from the keyboard and re-assess your position. I'm not saying that bama isn't better than UW, but nobody in the world is scared of kiffin and his failure(s) at UT, USC, Raiders and only found the light under the microscope of nick.Crimsonite1 said:Uhh huh. Florida has a better defense than Washington by far, and is ranked #6 even with a pathetic offense that can't keep them off the field. Maybe you should go to You Tube and watch the game and then reassess that dumb post. Or maybe you should call Kiffin and let him explain why we have so many short yardage losses which all come early in the game when teams are stacking the box against us. There is functioning method to to it. A quick explanation is that he runs shit loads of bubble screens and jet sweeps early against stacked boxes to tire the defense out. This results in a lot of tackles for short losses that soon turn into hugh gains.
Dude Bama is #1 after playing the 3rd toughest SOS in the country. There is no way you can compare Bama and Washington's stats as you were doing since the schedules are not even close to equal.
Work on your argument and come back for another try please. -
Yours was over Tennessee, oh wait, LSU, wait, aTm, or...Crimsonite1 said:
Exactly. That's why you have good stats. Blowouts over weak teams, and I'm not just talking about Portland St and Rutgers either. Your only impressive win was over Colorado.dnc said:
Unlike all those teams you mentioned, Washington's starters have had to play like 3 second halves all year.Crimsonite1 said:
Wrong. Florida, LSU and Auburn are better. All are ststistically ahead of of right up there with Washington and yet none have Washingtons excellent offense. They all 3 spend inordinate amounts of time on the field and still best Washington's defensive stats. What"s more our offense faces the two best defenses in the nation at every practice - Bama's starters and Bama's reserves. LMAO!dnc said:
Browning backup is plunger.RocketCityTider said:A couple of queations:
Who's the backup for Browning?
How many DL does the Husky D rotate in a game? (In otherwords, how's the DL depth?)
We? rotate at least 4 DT's: Gaines, Vea and Qualls are fucking awesome, Turpin is surprisingly serviceable. We? don't really use DE's, more of an OLB type position, and we rotate them pretty freely as well (we rotate the whole defense pretty much). The OLB spots are easily the worst on the defense, but that's like saying 2012 is Alabama's worst national championship.
This will be the best defense Alabama has faced rather easily.
Hope that helps. -
Your inability to grasp the basic skill to form a sentence properly rivals kiffin's qualification to handle a football program without training wheels.Crimsonite1 said:
Dumbass. You statement sums you up.FreeChavez said:
When kiffin is the biggest argument for something you should step away from the keyboard and re-assess your position. I'm not saying that bama isn't better than UW, but nobody in the world is scared of kiffin and his failure(s) at UT, USC, Raiders and only found the light under the microscope of nick.Crimsonite1 said:Uhh huh. Florida has a better defense than Washington by far, and is ranked #6 even with a pathetic offense that can't keep them off the field. Maybe you should go to You Tube and watch the game and then reassess that dumb post. Or maybe you should call Kiffin and let him explain why we have so many short yardage losses which all come early in the game when teams are stacking the box against us. There is functioning method to to it. A quick explanation is that he runs shit loads of bubble screens and jet sweeps early against stacked boxes to tire the defense out. This results in a lot of tackles for short losses that soon turn into hugh gains.
Dude Bama is #1 after playing the 3rd toughest SOS in the country. There is no way you can compare Bama and Washington's stats as you were doing since the schedules are not even close to equal.
Work on your argument and come back for another try please.
I'll stay with my original assessment and say you need to come back(again) for another try. -
Don't forget his hump, his humps, his lovely manly humpsPitchfork51 said:Reason #1 is Jack "Cobra" Browning. Hes the best player on the field enough said. Hes got 4 years of high school and 2 years of college under his belt.
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I love fergie.FreeChavez said:
Don't forget his hump, his humps, his lovely manly humpsPitchfork51 said:Reason #1 is Jack "Cobra" Browning. Hes the best player on the field enough said. Hes got 4 years of high school and 2 years of college under his belt.
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This guy making up his own stats? UW's D is 4th in yards per play and 1st in turnovers. The only D ahead of UW is Bama with Michigan and Ohio St about equal
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We're working on himTideCPA said:The douche level in that gif is slightly concerning. But it isn't quite fighting-high-school players-on-your-week-off, kicking-a-serviceman-in-the-face, or simply being Cam Newton level of douche.
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@Crimsonite1 You should lurk around a bit and get a feel for the boards. If you have any questions feel free to shoot me a PM because I have this place dialed in.
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Clausen and Cutler's lovechild.BrickSquad said:
I'm getting a huge Jimmy Clausen vibe from this, I don't know whyGrundleStiltzkin said:
How's this?TideCPA said:The douche level in that gif is slightly concerning. But it isn't quite fighting-high-school players-on-your-week-off, kicking-a-serviceman-in-the-face, or simply being Cam Newton level of douche.
