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Jake Browning Natty Watch

Also in play:

1. Pants shitting natty
2. Endurance tape session natty

81% chance Browning dies of exhaustion/dehydration after a 72 hour tape bender and KJ starts this game.

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  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    Maybe Tedford can comeback for three weeks?

    Do you think John Smith will decide to run UW east/west all day?
  • godawgst
    godawgst Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,554 Swaye's Wigwam
    jecornel said:

    Maybe Tedford can comeback for three weeks?

    Do you think John Smith will decide to run UW east/west all day?

    If he does, Bama will have this game covered by mid 2nd qtr.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072

    I love Jake, so I feel bad about dogging him out for folding in key moments...

    But this doesn't set up well for our boy.

    HE.

    PLAYED.

    HURT.

    relax.
  • backthepack
    backthepack Member Posts: 19,937
    doogie said:

    I love Jake, so I feel bad about dogging him out for folding in key moments...

    But this doesn't set up well for our boy.

    HE.

    PLAYED.

    HURT.

    relax.
    Source?
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,101

    doogie said:

    I love Jake, so I feel bad about dogging him out for folding in key moments...

    But this doesn't set up well for our boy.

    HE.

    PLAYED.

    HURT.

    relax.
    Source?
    The tape
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    What is Browning's injury? Please fill us in.

    Is he hurt or injured????? What he hurt for the Apple Cup?

    What is the deal?
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    doogie said:

    I love Jake, so I feel bad about dogging him out for folding in key moments...

    But this doesn't set up well for our boy.

    HE.

    PLAYED.

    HURT.

    relax.
    Sounds like you care.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    Just know he has a wrist/hand thing that will heal.
  • WilburHooksHands
    WilburHooksHands Member Posts: 6,804
    doogie said:

    Just know he has a wrist/hand thing that will heal.

    Hi Jake!!
  • animate
    animate Member Posts: 4,245
    You know, this has been a rope a dope, all season.

    You heard it here first

    He's been throwing short on purpose or feigning injury so when we play Alabama their defensive back field will overcommit and we'll burn them for 3 extra scores and hold on to victory.

    Sounds plausible? Thank you.
  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    He leads the league in +30 yd pass plays all season *except* Colorado when he struggled to throw the ball 30 yards.

    sure
  • Hippopeteamus
    Hippopeteamus Member Posts: 1,958
    edited December 2016
    doogie said:

    Just know he has a wrist/hand thing that will heal.

    He probably BRB, JO too much and strained a tendon in his wrist. @coker: What is his relationship status?
  • jecornel
    jecornel Member Posts: 9,737
    Browning will have to learn in real quick to throw the ball as far as he can as soon as the ball is hiked to let Ross run underneath it IF there is single coverage. And if he throws deep he will need to learn how to place it so only Ross can make a play on it.

    Hard to believe he is hurt when he looked fine against WSU and then against CU he looked like he did against USC. If he was facing a side of a barn throwing a ball at it from 10 yards away he would not be able to hit the broad side of a barn.

    There is nothing really to like about this matchup for the offense. However, I am excited to see how the defense will match up.

    Maybe KJ Young is a secret weapon? Mcgrew? pull his redshirt? haha.... Carta comes out on the first play.....fake option run, drop back pass hits Fuller for a 60 yard td?

  • BrickSquad
    BrickSquad Member Posts: 1,658

    I love Jake, so I feel bad about dogging him out for folding in key moments...

    But this doesn't set up well for our boy.

    9/24 from the biggest game of the year
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,163
    If Jake really was hurt, it just makes Smith look that much more fucktarded for throwing as much as he did against a defense giving us 6 yards every fucking carry
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,213
    People forget Browning was clutch vs Arizona in a game i was 100 percent convinced we werre losing going into OT

    Then again, Bama
  • G_O
    G_O Member Posts: 108

    Lol @ Jake is injured. Yeah, that's why he shits the bed in meaningful times in every tough situation.

    His injury is colon cancer
  • dhdawg
    dhdawg Member Posts: 13,326
    Browning was definitely off vs colorado. he isn't usually inaccurate under 20 yards, and he was in that game.

    We'll need him against bama tho, for sure. The defense has a chance to shut bama down to a degree and force some hurts turnovers.
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754

    We're gonna need Browning. Alabama is weaker against the pass. Ole Miss threw for over 400 on them. Florida and their anemic offense even had a little success early through the air.

    I ride for Browning. Not letting you guys on the bandwagon. He's going to lead the title charge.

    No fucking way!!!!! Call Pete!!!! QUICK!!
  • Tequilla
    Tequilla Member Posts: 20,101

    People forget Browning was clutch vs Arizona in a game i was 100 percent convinced we werre losing going into OT

    Then again, Bama

    I haven't gotten to page 2 yet, but I've got the popcorn ready for @Dennis_DeYoung and his thoughts on that
  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Tequilla said:

    People forget Browning was clutch vs Arizona in a game i was 100 percent convinced we werre losing going into OT

    Then again, Bama

    I haven't gotten to page 2 yet, but I've got the popcorn ready for @Dennis_DeYoung and his thoughts on that
    Clutch in the way that he inhabited Lavon Coleman's or Dante Pettis' body? I'm not sure I understand which he did. Once I figure that out I can assess correctly.
  • 89ute
    89ute Member Posts: 2,485
    The only teams to have beaten a Sabin coached Alabama have had mobile QBs. I'm not baggin' on you fucks, so don't twist.
  • RoadDawg55
    RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,140

    Tequilla said:

    People forget Browning was clutch vs Arizona in a game i was 100 percent convinced we werre losing going into OT

    Then again, Bama

    I haven't gotten to page 2 yet, but I've got the popcorn ready for @Dennis_DeYoung and his thoughts on that
    Clutch in the way that he inhabited Lavon Coleman's or Dante Pettis' body? I'm not sure I understand which he did. Once I figure that out I can assess correctly.
    He hasn't been clutch at all. That means he's due. He didn't want to get his nut off too soon. He's been saving it for the playoff.
  • Alexis
    Alexis Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 3,389 Founders Club
    Even in his worst game ever, if Ross catches a slant right in his hands before half, he probably takes it to the house. And he catches a ball after Rapp's 2nd pick, that hits him in the hands, Jake ends up tied for the Pac 12 all time lead in TDS (I'm discounting Ross' actual TD, that was stupid) guy has been pretty decent this year for a Sophomore, plus he talks shit, and bangs alot of coeds (allegedly). You guys have hated Husky QBS for so long, you've forgotten how to love.