Good luck on Saturday
Here's 5 Reasons why I think my Trojans will Triumph!
1. Sam "Ginger" Darnold. he's the best player on the field, enough said on that. he has 1 year of scout team and 6 games as a starter under his belt and will do whatever he can to win the game. Seriously, be afraid. Be very afraid.
2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Damien Ate Yo Mama, Wheeler, Lincoln Kennedy's bastard sperm, Boselli, Ossai. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble!!!
3. Clancy Pendergrast. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone has been speaking out about the difference between Pendergrast and Wilcox. You will see a much improved defense on 11/13.
4. Speed, speed, speed. this is the fastest team USC has had since last year. Ronald Jones, Adoree Jackson, Max Brown, Curtis Conway, Johnnie Morton, Rodney Peete, etc. the newbies will be inexperienced but will bring a whole new dimension that we have every year, wasted speed.
5. Time of possession. I think we can dominate the time of possession stat in this game. The more we can shorten the game and keep our defense off the field the better chance we'll have to win.
I think USC wins this one rather easily? Say, 34-17???
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I guess we shouldn't even play the game
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I guess we might as well knot even play the game
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I know you are being sarcastic but USC plays Wisconsin this week.
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Did you know that Alex Smith has five wives?
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Bastard Sperm is a superb athlete.
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I bet this guy is searching for the delete button on this thread now, LOL!!!1!
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I still loled at Ossai
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No Center? Who's going to snap the ball @AUBURNTROJAN ??
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Guys don't respond to this troll, he does this all over the internet, he's just a Broon trying to make Troojans look bad
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I have read this thread before. Guys, dont respond its just a troll.
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Sounds like you got into the legal weed in California a day early..
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Not sure you're on the right bored. USC is playing Washington University of St. Louis. Best of luck against them, however, and go U$C (LOL!!!!!!)
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This guy can't be serious..
1) Nope. That would be COBRA!
2) How is a bunch of fat guys going to move around?
3) Who?
4) You can't even get your players names correct. Ridiculous.
5) Meaningless stat, Oregon laughs at TOP.
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Bump.AUBURNTROJAN said:Here's to a well fought game with no injuries on either side!
Here's 5 Reasons why I think my Trojans will Triumph!
1. Sam "Ginger" Darnold. he's the best player on the field, enough said on that. he has 1 year of scout team and 6 games as a starter under his belt and will do whatever he can to win the game. Seriously, be afraid. Be very afraid.
2. Offensive Line. We average a weight of 332 across the line, and they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Damien Ate Yo Mama, Wheeler, Lincoln Kennedy's bastard sperm, Boselli, Ossai. These boys have an attitude and are ready to rumble!!!
3. Clancy Pendergrast. A new defensive scheme and a new attitude. Everyone has been speaking out about the difference between Pendergrast and Wilcox. You will see a much improved defense on 11/13.
4. Speed, speed, speed. this is the fastest team USC has had since last year. Ronald Jones, Adoree Jackson, Max Brown, Curtis Conway, Johnnie Morton, Rodney Peete, etc. the newbies will be inexperienced but will bring a whole new dimension that we have every year, wasted speed.
5. Time of possession. I think we can dominate the time of possession stat in this game. The more we can shorten the game and keep our defense off the field the better chance we'll have to win.
I think USC wins this one rather easily? Say, 34-17???
I'm surprised you're surprised.
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Gloating won't increase the size of your small weiner. Ask azduck.
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WhoooooooooooooooooooooooooooshPassion said:Gloating won't increase the size of your small weiner. Ask azduck.
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Small dick jokes are great coming from the guy who's team couldn't get any push from the middle or heat from the edge on Saturday.Passion said:Gloating won't increase the size of your small weiner. Ask azduck.
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As Donald Trump would say, "Regarding my hand size, trust me, there is no problem."AUBURNTROJAN said:
Small dick jokes are great coming from the guy who's team couldn't get any push from the middle or heat from the edge on Saturday.Passion said:Gloating won't increase the size of your small weiner. Ask azduck.
#FightOn
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The fact that you felt the need to immediately respond leads me to Disagree.Passion said:
As Donald Trump would say, "Regarding my hand size, trust me, there is no problem."AUBURNTROJAN said:
Small dick jokes are great coming from the guy who's team couldn't get any push from the middle or heat from the edge on Saturday.Passion said:Gloating won't increase the size of your small weiner. Ask azduck.
#FightOn
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Ask your wife.salemcoog said:
The fact that you felt the need to immediately respond leads me to Disagree.Passion said:
As Donald Trump would say, "Regarding my hand size, trust me, there is no problem."AUBURNTROJAN said:
Small dick jokes are great coming from the guy who's team couldn't get any push from the middle or heat from the edge on Saturday.Passion said:Gloating won't increase the size of your small weiner. Ask azduck.
#FightOn
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Such heteronormative cis pig, P.Passion said:
Ask your wife.salemcoog said:
The fact that you felt the need to immediately respond leads me to Disagree.Passion said:
As Donald Trump would say, "Regarding my hand size, trust me, there is no problem."AUBURNTROJAN said:
Small dick jokes are great coming from the guy who's team couldn't get any push from the middle or heat from the edge on Saturday.Passion said:Gloating won't increase the size of your small weiner. Ask azduck.
#FightOn
Can't speak for psalm wooching.
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Be sure to ask about the red solo cup policy. And the ribs-n-rickshaw special.
