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The official "Sark 's nights on the town" thread
bananasnblondes
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Sounds like people over on the other site are starting to drop reference to some of the rumors about Team Sark's frat boy antics and what the players really think of him. Of course, any post of such "libel"(whatever that means) are not allowed over there. I don't feel like sneaking around by PMing a bunch of people so post "what you are hearing" freely in this thread
I'll start with an old favorite.
Sark's Party Bus - According to sources, Sark and several of his coaches rolled into the US Army All-America game in a bus and were noticeably intoxicated. This turned off a few potential recruits and word of this did leak on some other sites. This event is rumored to be the catalyst for the "idiot recruits" tirade by a certain frequenter of Starbucks with a craving for high potassium foods.
I'll start with an old favorite.
Sark's Party Bus - According to sources, Sark and several of his coaches rolled into the US Army All-America game in a bus and were noticeably intoxicated. This turned off a few potential recruits and word of this did leak on some other sites. This event is rumored to be the catalyst for the "idiot recruits" tirade by a certain frequenter of Starbucks with a craving for high potassium foods.
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Can we get a brief on this from hardcorehusky's legal dept? I'd like to know how safe I am from libel. Oh, and I hear Sark keeps his lady plate full if you know what I mean.
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A few players have told me he has mistresses on road trips. Probably explains why we always suck on the road.
If coach is fucking random skanks I doubt the rest of team is concentrating at all. -
I'll start with an old favorite. Sark allegedly fucked Erin Andrews the night before the USC @ Oregon St. game in 2008. The rumor on the interwebs is that he basically called her up and asked, "hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?" Allegedly the first person he told was Kiffin.
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I still find it interesting that Kim hasn't commented on the rumors about Sark's bidness on the side.... Especially considering that I have heard him and Softy talk about those antics by Sark before....
And I think you might have confused the Army All-American Game with the Semper Fi game in Cali. Although at both games they had a bus, so likely it was the same issue at both games. -
This actually makes me think much more highly of him.CheersWestDawg said:I'll start with an old favorite. Sark allegedly fucked Erin Andrews the night before the USC @ Oregon St. game in 2008. The rumor on the interwebs is that he basically called her up and asked, "hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?" Allegedly the first person he told was Kiffin.
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There is also the Lily Jang rumor that has gone around for quite sometime when she was here....
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I was at the Rams-Seahawks game in 2010 where Sark was honored on the sidelines for winning the fucking Holiday Bowel. I was lucky enough to be in some good seats and a guy who knew a lot of shit about old Seattle sports immediately said, "I heard that guy fucked Erin Andrews when he was back at USC. They were playing at Oregon State".CheersWestDawg said:I'll start with an old favorite. Sark allegedly fucked Erin Andrews the night before the USC @ Oregon St. game in 2008. The rumor on the interwebs is that he basically called her up and asked, "hey I've got some beer, you want to come to my room?" Allegedly the first person he told was Kiffin.
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I refuse to believe she would have touched him.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:There is also the Lily Jang rumor that has gone around for quite sometime when she was here....
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I honestly think that one is bullshit. But I've heard he made an ass out of himself at a recruiting banquet - basically being drunk and making passes at coeds- and then of course the big rumor that apparently has legs like Stacy Keibler - that he fucked a waitress, hostess, or bartender that worked at Joey Restaurant on Lake Union. The rest of the rumor is that Sark got caught and Woodward read him the riot act and basically told him if it happened again he'd be fired.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:There is also the Lily Jang rumor that has gone around for quite sometime when she was here....
This is an interesting rumor because Sark has put on a few lbs the last couple years. I'm wondering if he took Woody's alleged threat seriously, doesn't have to keep himself in decent shape since has given up on the strange, and now all he allegedly does is Mrs. Sark.
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I'm hearing that Sark has this weird fetish where he likes various rival coaches to take toilet plungers to his ass on a frequent basis. Word is that he prefers this when he's out of town, presumably so Pool Boy doesn't get jealous.
Again, this is just what I'm hearing.
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