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Mad_Son
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http://bearinsider.com/forums/showthread.php?103881-Five-reasons-Oski-wins-on-Saturnday
"And just in case anyone is not convinced of your trollishness... here's some of this mental midget's other handiwork:
https://www.reddit.com/user/cincorazones/
http://www.wearesc.com/forums/forum/...ns-on-thursday
http://www.scout.com/college/stanfor...-uw-beats-furd
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=116530
Are you a real person or some kind of bizzaro SPAM-bot?"
"No, TheCatch is a deep insider. You'd HAVE to be to know that "Virta Vea" is what the players and coaches call Victor Viramontes (It all started one day at an early practice when Ossai and Nunchuck mispronounced Viramontes' name... it sorta came out ""Virta Vea" and it stuck! Not too many people know that...).
I'm figuring that TheCatch (who we will soon refer to as "TheSource", or "TheOracle") is dropping us a tidbit, coded of course: Victor Viramontes will be being unleashed as a linebacker this Saturday night, where he will quickly ramp up to All-America level play. But it's all hush-hush right now: I will probably be in trouble for correctly decoding his post, but I couldn't resist.
Go Bears!"
"And just in case anyone is not convinced of your trollishness... here's some of this mental midget's other handiwork:
https://www.reddit.com/user/cincorazones/
http://www.wearesc.com/forums/forum/...ns-on-thursday
http://www.scout.com/college/stanfor...-uw-beats-furd
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=116530
Are you a real person or some kind of bizzaro SPAM-bot?"
"No, TheCatch is a deep insider. You'd HAVE to be to know that "Virta Vea" is what the players and coaches call Victor Viramontes (It all started one day at an early practice when Ossai and Nunchuck mispronounced Viramontes' name... it sorta came out ""Virta Vea" and it stuck! Not too many people know that...).
I'm figuring that TheCatch (who we will soon refer to as "TheSource", or "TheOracle") is dropping us a tidbit, coded of course: Victor Viramontes will be being unleashed as a linebacker this Saturday night, where he will quickly ramp up to All-America level play. But it's all hush-hush right now: I will probably be in trouble for correctly decoding his post, but I couldn't resist.
Go Bears!"
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"I don't think Bazakas has seen the field yet his year, there is nobody named "Ossai" (maybe Ooms?), and Stuckey just medically retired"
Oooms! We've had it wrong the whole time.
I also don't think I saw the Seahawks one he linked. That's hilarious.
"By the way, I originely from Belgium, pleas forget mistake in English. GO SEAHWK@!" -
That might be the deepest bite on 5 reasons of all time.
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I love 5 reasons
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I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.
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Someone kill me if I ever mention this site to my wife.HuskyJW said:I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.
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HuskyJW said:
I tried telling my wife about
5 Reasonsanything on HH.
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I like "half of these players are out with injury and the other half, who are they?"
I never get tired of hearing the line is ready to rumble. -
remember when cinq raisons was the only thing to look forward to during the season?
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During a football game my girlfriend asked me why I was on the phone so much. The title hardcore husky got a disgusted look, followed by another for a football forum, followed by a third after explaining what trolling is. I stopped at that and put my phone down.
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i mentioned this site to your wife.UWhuskytskeet said:
Someone kill me if I ever mention this site to my wife.HuskyJW said:I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.
She looked at me like I was a total moron.
when i was crawlin off her the other night.
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Hurtful.rodmansrage said:
i mentioned this site to your wife.UWhuskytskeet said:
Someone kill me if I ever mention this site to my wife.HuskyJW said:I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.
She looked at me like I was a total moron.
when i was crawlin off her the other night. -
FTFYUWhuskytskeet said:
Someone kill me if I ever mention this site to my husband.HuskyJW said:I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.
She looked at me like I was a total moron.
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Isafnrcrodmansrage said:
i mentioned this site to your wife.UWhuskytskeet said:
Someone kill me if I ever mention this site to my wife.HuskyJW said:I tried telling my wife about 5 Reasons.
She looked at me like I was a total moron.
when i was crawlin off her the other night. -
Chorizo Nunchuk.
Boy, how I've missed that little Mexican Eskimo...
