PM to Millennial Halfbrains

You came here and began looking to elder statesman like Race and Boobs to tell you how to feel about Husky Football. The thing is, because you are young and stupid, you can't yet form opinions by using your own eyes (which are as good as mine) and the functioning halves of your brains. Parroting takes has gotten you this far, because, for the most part, they were the right takes for a long while. Things have changed however. Things have changed, but assuredly, your youth and fucktardedness remain.

You lament the Arizona game and do your best Boobs imitation by reminding everybody how drecky Stanford and Oregon are. What Boobs gets, and you don't, is that being a good football team and beating shitty football teams are not mutually exclusive. You are seeing exactly what a good team beating dreck teams looks like, but inexperience is getting the best of you. Then again, how can you be faulted? You've never seen good football in your lives.

This UW team has real football players who play real football. You might want to pay attention.

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JaWarrenJaHooker

You don't have to be great to go 11-1 win a Rose Bowl and pop off.

I was 15 and I recall smoking weed and talking shit.

This team may very well be great. 13-0 or DIE

RoadDawg55

If 3-6 caused you to jump from the Narrows Bridge, I would contemplate accepting that outcome
Wind is awfully whooshy on the Narrows.
If it blew you backwards onto oncoming traffic that an acceptable Plan B

Hopefully it's your car he hits and you careen into a semi truck and DIAFF after a big explosion.

PineapplePirate

In NASCAR they say, "If you only root for one driver you're gonna have a bad time." The same rings true for college football and any other sport for that matter. How many fans end the season happy? BCS title game winners? Sure you can be happy your dreck team made a bowel game but does that really equate to the happiness of winning a Rose Bowl? In the NFL the only happy fans at the end of the season are the Super Bowl winners, fuck moral victories. That means fans of 1 out of 32 teams is going end the season happy. As a sports fan you have to prepare yourself for disappointment bc chances are you're gonna get rekt in your optimism somewhere along the way. If you can at least enjoy the product on the field with the understanding that you will most likely get derailed at some point then you can have a lot of fun doing so. If you expect a national title, well then you're gonna have a real bad time.. unless you get real freakin lucky.

JaWarrenJaHooker

In NASCAR they say, "If you only root for one driver you're gonna have a bad time." The same rings true for college football and any other sport for that matter. How many fans end the season happy? BCS title game winners? Sure you can be happy your dreck team made a bowel game but does that really equate to the happiness of winning a Rose Bowl? In the NFL the only happy fans at the end of the season are the Super Bowl winners, fuck moral victories. That means fans of 1 out of 32 teams is going end the season happy. As a sports fan you have to prepare yourself for disappointment bc chances are you're gonna get rekt in your optimism somewhere along the way. If you can at least enjoy the product on the field with the understanding that you will most likely get derailed at some point then you can have a lot of fun doing so. If you expect a national title, well then you're gonna have a real bad time.. unless you get real freakin lucky.

I said 13-0 or die which would mean a PAC-12 championship And I don't give a shit what they say in NASCAR

Fuck off

ExtraChrisB

My very first memory of Husky football is watching the 2001 Rose Bowl when I was 6. Likewise, my first memories of Mariner baseball were going to games during the 116 win season in 01. My dad(s) got rid of our season tickets to both following those seasons. UW proceeded to have the worst 15 year stretch in program history, and the Mariners haven't made the playoffs since.

We decided this was the year and got 3 season tickets. 2016 is going to be special. You're welcome.

PineapplePirate

In NASCAR they say, "If you only root for one driver you're gonna have a bad time." The same rings true for college football and any other sport for that matter. How many fans end the season happy? BCS title game winners? Sure you can be happy your dreck team made a bowel game but does that really equate to the happiness of winning a Rose Bowl? In the NFL the only happy fans at the end of the season are the Super Bowl winners, fuck moral victories. That means fans of 1 out of 32 teams is going end the season happy. As a sports fan you have to prepare yourself for disappointment bc chances are you're gonna get rekt in your optimism somewhere along the way. If you can at least enjoy the product on the field with the understanding that you will most likely get derailed at some point then you can have a lot of fun doing so. If you expect a national title, well then you're gonna have a real bad time.. unless you get real freakin lucky.
I said 13-0 or die which would mean a PAC-12 championship And I don't give a shit what they say in NASCAR

Fuck off

Better write out that last will and testicle-mint

Dardanus

The fiery plane crash we are headed for is going to be amazing

PurpleJ

If we're gonna bash NASCAR then I am fucking OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

doogsinparadise

If we're gonna bash NASCAR then I am fucking OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave!

PurpleJ

If we're gonna bash NASCAR then I am fucking OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leave!

That place hasn't been the same since Dell Earnedarht died.

GrundleStiltzkin

If we're gonna bash NASCAR then I am fucking OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!