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Oregon Football: The Final Solution

Mosster47
Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
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I'm going to put Oregon back in the playoffs in two years. This plan is totally doable and realistic. There is also precedent for this.

1. Offer Chip a 10yr/$75 million contract. He's about to be door/ass/out of the NFL anyway. Much like Jerry Jones did with Petrino to Arkansas, just take him from a failing NFL team.

2. Demote and restructure Slingblade. He and Chip were a very proven combo. The guy has zero chance of landing another big head coaching gig and he wants to he at Oregon. Restructure his contract over ten years so his salary matches his position. He just did this with Pellum, so he gets the concept.

3. Keep Brady Hoke and give him a raise. Chip didn't like to recruit, Hoke loves to. Hoke failed at his alma mater, he isn't going anywhere.

4. Bring back Azzinaro. All of the fire in the program left with him.


Phil & Pat shoved Bellotti aside for Chip and they had Ernie Kent fired. They pushed out the winningest coaches in school history for progress. Time to fix the mistake. Basketball, baseball, track, softball, and volleyball all have nationally elite coaches. It's time to put the only sport that matters back on that list.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Mosster47 said:

    I'm going to put Oregon back in the playoffs in two years. This plan is totally doable and realistic. There is also precedent for this.

    1. Offer Chip a 10yr/$75 million contract. He's about to be door/ass/out of the NFL anyway. Much like Jerry Jones did with Petrino to Arkansas, just take him from a failing NFL team.

    2. Demote and restructure Slingblade. He and Chip were a very proven combo. The guy has zero chance of landing another big head coaching gig and he wants to he at Oregon. Restructure his contract over ten years so his salary matches his position. He just did this with Pellum, so he gets the concept.

    3. Keep Brady Hoke and give him a raise. Chip didn't like to recruit, Hoke loves to. Hoke failed at his alma mater, he isn't going anywhere.

    4. Bring back Azzinaro. All of the fire in the program left with him.


    Phil & Pat shoved Bellotti aside for Chip and they had Ernie Kent fired. They pushed out the winningest coaches in school history for progress. Time to fix the mistake. Basketball, baseball, track, softball, and volleyball all have nationally elite coaches. It's time to put the only sport that matters back on that list.

    Your plan won't fucking work.

    I approve.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,138 Standard Supporter
    Mosster47 said:

    I'm going to put Oregon back in the playoffs in two years. This plan is totally doable and realistic. There is also precedent for this.

    1. Offer Chip a 10yr/$75 million contract. He's about to be door/ass/out of the NFL anyway. Much like Jerry Jones did with Petrino to Arkansas, just take him from a failing NFL team.

    2. Demote and restructure Slingblade. He and Chip were a very proven combo. The guy has zero chance of landing another big head coaching gig and he wants to he at Oregon. Restructure his contract over ten years so his salary matches his position. He just did this with Pellum, so he gets the concept.

    3. Keep Brady Hoke and give him a raise. Chip didn't like to recruit, Hoke loves to. Hoke failed at his alma mater, he isn't going anywhere.


    ???? Hoke went to Ball State.
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  • Mosster47
    Mosster47 Member Posts: 6,246
    PurpleThrobber said:

    Mosster47 said:

    I'm going to put Oregon back in the playoffs in two years. This plan is totally doable and realistic. There is also precedent for this.

    1. Offer Chip a 10yr/$75 million contract. He's about to be door/ass/out of the NFL anyway. Much like Jerry Jones did with Petrino to Arkansas, just take him from a failing NFL team.

    2. Demote and restructure Slingblade. He and Chip were a very proven combo. The guy has zero chance of landing another big head coaching gig and he wants to he at Oregon. Restructure his contract over ten years so his salary matches his position. He just did this with Pellum, so he gets the concept.

    3. Keep Brady Hoke and give him a raise. Chip didn't like to recruit, Hoke loves to. Hoke failed at his alma mater, he isn't going anywhere.


    ???? Hoke went to Ball State.
    34-38 with one good season equals Rich Brooks, which means failure.

    13-12 at SDSU.

    31-20 at Michigan.

    The guy is a mediocre head coach and won't get an offer to anywhere meaningful ever again.
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  • AZDuck
    AZDuck Member Posts: 15,381
    Dream big
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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    they could call it "Near Natty re-do"
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840
    Mosster47 said:

    Oregon Football: The Final Solution

    YJCRCY?
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  • Dennis_DeYoung
    Dennis_DeYoung Member Posts: 14,754
    Bring back the magic of second place!!!!
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  • Sources
    Sources Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 4,347 Founders Club
    Mosster47 said:

    I'm going to put Oregon back in the playoffs in two years. This plan is totally doable and realistic. There is also precedent for this.

    1. Offer Chip a 10yr/$75 million contract. He's about to be door/ass/out of the NFL anyway. Much like Jerry Jones did with Petrino to Arkansas, just take him from a failing NFL team.

    2. Demote and restructure Slingblade. He and Chip were a very proven combo. The guy has zero chance of landing another big head coaching gig and he wants to he at Oregon. Restructure his contract over ten years so his salary matches his position. He just did this with Pellum, so he gets the concept.

    3. Keep Brady Hoke and give him a raise. Chip didn't like to recruit, Hoke loves to. Hoke failed at his alma mater, he isn't going anywhere.

    4. Bring back Azzinaro. All of the fire in the program left with him.


    Phil & Pat shoved Bellotti aside for Chip and they had Ernie Kent fired. They pushed out the winningest coaches in school history for progress. Time to fix the mistake. Basketball, baseball, track, softball, and volleyball all have nationally elite coaches. It's time to put the only sport that matters back on that list.

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  • greenblood
    greenblood Member Posts: 14,560
    edited September 2016
    1) Pull Campbell and Greatwood aside, then burn the program down

    2) Send Tom Herman a pie

    3) Have Phil Knight write him a blank check

    4) Let Tom Herman pick the rest of the staff

    5) Profit?

    I'd kill for Petrino or Briles, but that sissified campus will never let that happen.
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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,232 Founders Club
    Dennis_DeYoung said:

    Bring back the magic of second place!!!!

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  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 114,232 Founders Club
    Do the gays follow NASCAR?
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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840
    RaceBannon said:

    Do the gays follow NASCAR?

    More like ASSCAR amirite?!?
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  • doogsinparadise
    doogsinparadise Member Posts: 9,320
    Huh?
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