running tally of the dumpster fire that is USC
1) Osa Masina and Don Hill's offseason adventures - horseplay, boys will be boys imo
2) Helton brings Hill to Texas then ships him home when the TMZ story goes public
3) Players crawl out onto the field in Texas like dogs
4) The Alabama Curbstomping
5) Jabari Ruffin attempts to end an Alabama player's family line and is only suspended for half a game
6) Juju gets in a fistfight with the defense, storms out of practice, and Helton doesn't step in and shut that shit down
7) "They are what we try to be"
8) The Unpleasantness in Palo Alto
9) Helton stands by his decision to forfeit the game by punting, down 3 scores in the fourth quarter and adds, "I was proud of the way we competed" (despite literally quitting on the team)
10) Price leaves the team - twatters confirmed this, wants to go closer to home
11) Edoga asks for his transfer paperwork - allegedly
12) Helton pulls the plug on Browne after previously stating he was going to give him a significant amount of time and that he wouldn't need to look over his shoulder
at least helton hasnt shown up drunk (that we know about? allegedly?). lynn swann is the AD so at least they have a football guy, lmao, fuck that, theyre fucked. ALLAH BLESS PAT HAYDEN!
feel free to add to this plagiarized list and feel free to go fuck yourselves.
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the best part is that they can't fire Helton mid-season because he was the only guy capable of being the interim coach too. LOL
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rodmansrage said:
too many other threads, too much time. below is a list of key milestones of SC's season so far:
1) Osa Masina and Don Hill's offseason adventures - horseplay, boys will be boys imo
2) Helton brings Hill to Texas then ships him home when the TMZ story goes public
3) Players crawl out onto the field in Texas like dogs
4) The Alabama Curbstomping
5) Jabari Ruffin attempts to end an Alabama player's family line and is only suspended for half a game
6) Juju gets in a fistfight with the defense, storms out of practice, and Helton doesn't step in and shut that shit down
7) "They are what we try to be"
8) The Unpleasantness in Palo Alto
9) Helton stands by his decision to forfeit the game by punting, down 3 scores in the fourth quarter and adds, "I was proud of the way we competed" (despite literally quitting on the team)
10) Price leaves the team - twatters confirmed this, wants to go closer to home
11) Edoga asks for his transfer paperwork - allegedly
12) Helton pulls the plug on Browne after previously stating he was going to give him a significant amount of time and that he wouldn't need to look over his shoulder
at least helton hasnt shown up drunk (that we know about? allegedly?). lynn swann is the AD so at least they have a football guy, lmao, fuck that, theyre fucked. ALLAH BLESS PAT HAYDEN!
feel free to add to this plagiarized list and feel free to go fuck yourselves.
That's too bad. He has a great smile. -
Wait until Lynn Swann gets his guy in there.
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#NeverForget
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PurpleJ said:
#NeverForget
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If USC is good everyone else is fucked.
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Is there an AD, not named Todd Turner, who has left a bigger disaster in his wake in a shorter period of time than Pat Haden?
That guy couldn't have fucked this up any worse than if it was his goal to do so.
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Probably worth adding to this #USCwikioffuckitude the hot rumor that Price punched Helton
http://deadspin.com/e-j-price-transfers-from-usc-coach-clay-helton-denies-1786878894
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They should hire Sark back
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And while I'm sure that $$$ isn't a problem for SC, they are going to have to write a massive check to buy out Helton after this year after the obscene contract they gave him ...
Going back a few weeks ago on the Bruce Feldman & Stuart Mandel podcast (iTunes it) after the Alabama debacle, they basically said that the way that Helton got hired was because after Justin Fuente went to Virginia Tech, Memphis was eager to hire Helton as the replacement ... SC fearing that they'd be left holding their junk with no coach in place panicked and hired Helton full time so that they didn't lose him to Memphis.
Let me repeat that, SC hired a coach because they were scared to death of losing said coach to Memphis. Let that shit sink in.
