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Metrics pointing up after TUFF performances against Shit Tier St, Dreck Tech, and Gaybob U!
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My eyes say otherwiseBlowItUp said: -
That's Gaybob State University, sir.PurpleJ said:Metrics pointing up after TUFF performances against Shit Tier St, Dreck Tech, and Gaybob U!
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Mathis is adequate, if only just. And Baked Potato is an able backup.
It's the other rush end spot that worries me, heading into conference play. A three-noseguard lineup isn't going to work against spread teams. -
Really amazing stuff here.
But I could have those stats vs seattle pacific, Idaho and whoever else these bums played. -
Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have. -
Joe Mathis, who I loved in HS and have been hopeful for his whole career has finally showed me he is dog shit.
He's just got too much Sark in him, he doesn't know how to be good or how to play with effort.
Hopefully Benning overtakes him at some point.
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I somewhat disagree ...Dennis_DeYoung said:Joe Mathis, who I loved in HS and have been hopeful for his whole career has finally showed me he is dog shit.
He's just got too much Sark in him, he doesn't know how to be good or how to play with effort.
Hopefully Benning overtakes him at some point.
Joe sucks.
He's not great and I don't disagree that there's some Sark in him ...
I do so him try though ... which is way better than P-SALM ...
What I see more than anything else is that he allows himself to get blocked too easily and then has to work his ass off to get somewhere ... which he often does a count late because of getting blocked too easily. -
Mathis reminds me of Josh Shirley. Looks the part, but just isn't a good football player. All bus team.
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Mathis has freaky strength and coulda been developed into an NFL DE if he'd been willing to listen to the S&C staff and bulk up to 270-275#. Instead he wants to hover under 250 and be a BUCK, which he's just not. Has very limited ability to play in space. I think we're seeing his ceiling at the BUCK position, which is slightly above adequate.
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Mathis has always been a slow tweener. I said it from his freshman year so I am taking this opportunity to beat my chest.
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Disagree. His fridge/shower shuttle time is off the charts.RoadDawg55 said:Mathis has always been a slow tweener. I said it from his freshman year so I am taking this opportunity to beat my chest.
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You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have. -
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have. -
Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent? -
PostGameOrangeSlices said:Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent?
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It's clear to me that you and Psalm have a consensual sexual relationship. That has no place on a classy website like this one. Your judgement is obviously impaired by the fact that you've given him your fancy feast and thoroughly enjoy the ring sting. You're making yourself look fucking stupid repeatedly sticking up for such a shit player and known flamer. It's getting embarrassing.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent? -
Keep jerking it to the consensus buddy. People made fun of him for the fire dancing stuff and being a Sark player. He was okay last year and looks to have bulked up so we will see how he holds up this year. His pass rush is good, and he can hit (injured the Rutgers QB and caused a fumble).EsophagealFeces said:
It's clear to me that you and Psalm have a consensual sexual relationship. That has no place on a classy website like this one. Your judgement is obviously impaired by the fact that you've given him your fancy feast and thoroughly enjoy the ring sting. You're making yourself look fucking stupid repeatedly sticking up for such a shit player and known flamer. It's getting embarrassing.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent?
We will see how he does vs Stanford. Til then shut the fuck up about how players are doing vs jv teams -
I just hate how he is 160 pounds, the way he ran after taking 3 seconds to realize he recovered a fumble last year, and the way he over runs every tackle.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Keep jerking it to the consensus buddy. People made fun of him for the fire dancing stuff and being a Sark player. He was okay last year and looks to have bulked up so we will see how he holds up this year. His pass rush is good, and he can hit (injured the Rutgers QB and caused a fumble).EsophagealFeces said:
It's clear to me that you and Psalm have a consensual sexual relationship. That has no place on a classy website like this one. Your judgement is obviously impaired by the fact that you've given him your fancy feast and thoroughly enjoy the ring sting. You're making yourself look fucking stupid repeatedly sticking up for such a shit player and known flamer. It's getting embarrassing.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent?
We will see how he does vs Stanford. Til then shut the fuck up about how players are doing vs jv teams
I'll never knock Psalm for trying, because he does give effort, he's just a delusional Islander who missed the roids memo.
He'll be the Hawaiian Uncle Rico someday, but it's not his fault. -
bull fucking shit. He's the lowest energy player on our D. He only gives effort to post-play antics.Doogles said:
I just hate how he is 160 pounds, the way he ran after taking 3 seconds to realize he recovered a fumble last year, and the way he over runs every tackle.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Keep jerking it to the consensus buddy. People made fun of him for the fire dancing stuff and being a Sark player. He was okay last year and looks to have bulked up so we will see how he holds up this year. His pass rush is good, and he can hit (injured the Rutgers QB and caused a fumble).EsophagealFeces said:
It's clear to me that you and Psalm have a consensual sexual relationship. That has no place on a classy website like this one. Your judgement is obviously impaired by the fact that you've given him your fancy feast and thoroughly enjoy the ring sting. You're making yourself look fucking stupid repeatedly sticking up for such a shit player and known flamer. It's getting embarrassing.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent?
We will see how he does vs Stanford. Til then shut the fuck up about how players are doing vs jv teams
I'll never knock Psalm for trying, because he does give effort, he's just a delusional Islander who missed the roids memo.
He'll be the Hawaiian Uncle Rico someday, but it's not his fault. -
Yeah, but haka is srs biznessDennis_DeYoung said:
bull fucking shit. He's the lowest energy player on our D. He only gives effort to post-play antics.Doogles said:
I just hate how he is 160 pounds, the way he ran after taking 3 seconds to realize he recovered a fumble last year, and the way he over runs every tackle.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Keep jerking it to the consensus buddy. People made fun of him for the fire dancing stuff and being a Sark player. He was okay last year and looks to have bulked up so we will see how he holds up this year. His pass rush is good, and he can hit (injured the Rutgers QB and caused a fumble).EsophagealFeces said:
It's clear to me that you and Psalm have a consensual sexual relationship. That has no place on a classy website like this one. Your judgement is obviously impaired by the fact that you've given him your fancy feast and thoroughly enjoy the ring sting. You're making yourself look fucking stupid repeatedly sticking up for such a shit player and known flamer. It's getting embarrassing.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent?
We will see how he does vs Stanford. Til then shut the fuck up about how players are doing vs jv teams
I'll never knock Psalm for trying, because he does give effort, he's just a delusional Islander who missed the roids memo.
He'll be the Hawaiian Uncle Rico someday, but it's not his fault. -
We did what we were supposed to do if we are a good team.
Now we will see how good we are.
Not sure the point of everyone getting their panties in a wad because we destroyed inferior opponents.
If you wanted 70-0 scores, it won't happen with Peterman no matter who we play. -
Obviously this message board knows more about defense and who should start than Kwatkawski.
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SAY IT TO OUR FACE!!PostGameOrangeSlices said:Obviously this message board knows more about defense and who should start than Kwatkawski.
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Take your own advice and stop jerking off over what he's done against JV teams, fucktard. If he plays well against Pac12 teams, I'll admit you were right. Until then, he's a shitty player who's never made an impact against a decent team. As you love to say, LIPO before you crown his ass.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Keep jerking it to the consensus buddy. People made fun of him for the fire dancing stuff and being a Sark player. He was okay last year and looks to have bulked up so we will see how he holds up this year. His pass rush is good, and he can hit (injured the Rutgers QB and caused a fumble).EsophagealFeces said:
It's clear to me that you and Psalm have a consensual sexual relationship. That has no place on a classy website like this one. Your judgement is obviously impaired by the fact that you've given him your fancy feast and thoroughly enjoy the ring sting. You're making yourself look fucking stupid repeatedly sticking up for such a shit player and known flamer. It's getting embarrassing.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent?
We will see how he does vs Stanford. Til then shut the fuck up about how players are doing vs jv teams -
All im saying is he is far from horrible you fucking retardEsophagealFeces said:
Take your own advice and stop jerking off over what he's done against JV teams, fucktard. If he plays well against Pac12 teams, I'll admit you were right. Until then, he's a shitty player who's never made an impact against a decent team. As you love to say, LIPO before you crown his ass.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Keep jerking it to the consensus buddy. People made fun of him for the fire dancing stuff and being a Sark player. He was okay last year and looks to have bulked up so we will see how he holds up this year. His pass rush is good, and he can hit (injured the Rutgers QB and caused a fumble).EsophagealFeces said:
It's clear to me that you and Psalm have a consensual sexual relationship. That has no place on a classy website like this one. Your judgement is obviously impaired by the fact that you've given him your fancy feast and thoroughly enjoy the ring sting. You're making yourself look fucking stupid repeatedly sticking up for such a shit player and known flamer. It's getting embarrassing.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent?
We will see how he does vs Stanford. Til then shut the fuck up about how players are doing vs jv teams -
He's a shitty version of Josh Shirley, who wasn't very good. You sure picked a strange horse to hitch your wagon to.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
All im saying is he is far from horrible you fucking retardEsophagealFeces said:
Take your own advice and stop jerking off over what he's done against JV teams, fucktard. If he plays well against Pac12 teams, I'll admit you were right. Until then, he's a shitty player who's never made an impact against a decent team. As you love to say, LIPO before you crown his ass.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Keep jerking it to the consensus buddy. People made fun of him for the fire dancing stuff and being a Sark player. He was okay last year and looks to have bulked up so we will see how he holds up this year. His pass rush is good, and he can hit (injured the Rutgers QB and caused a fumble).EsophagealFeces said:
It's clear to me that you and Psalm have a consensual sexual relationship. That has no place on a classy website like this one. Your judgement is obviously impaired by the fact that you've given him your fancy feast and thoroughly enjoy the ring sting. You're making yourself look fucking stupid repeatedly sticking up for such a shit player and known flamer. It's getting embarrassing.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent?
We will see how he does vs Stanford. Til then shut the fuck up about how players are doing vs jv teams -
If you don't think he reads these boards I can't help you.Dennis_DeYoung said:
bull fucking shit. He's the lowest energy player on our D. He only gives effort to post-play antics.Doogles said:
I just hate how he is 160 pounds, the way he ran after taking 3 seconds to realize he recovered a fumble last year, and the way he over runs every tackle.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Keep jerking it to the consensus buddy. People made fun of him for the fire dancing stuff and being a Sark player. He was okay last year and looks to have bulked up so we will see how he holds up this year. His pass rush is good, and he can hit (injured the Rutgers QB and caused a fumble).EsophagealFeces said:
It's clear to me that you and Psalm have a consensual sexual relationship. That has no place on a classy website like this one. Your judgement is obviously impaired by the fact that you've given him your fancy feast and thoroughly enjoy the ring sting. You're making yourself look fucking stupid repeatedly sticking up for such a shit player and known flamer. It's getting embarrassing.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent?
We will see how he does vs Stanford. Til then shut the fuck up about how players are doing vs jv teams
I'll never knock Psalm for trying, because he does give effort, he's just a delusional Islander who missed the roids memo.
He'll be the Hawaiian Uncle Rico someday, but it's not his fault.
He cares, he's just not good. -
Im sorry youre so bothered im right about this, and 81% of eveything elseEsophagealFeces said:
He's a shitty version of Josh Shirley, who wasn't very good. You sure picked a strange horse to hitch your wagon to.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
All im saying is he is far from horrible you fucking retardEsophagealFeces said:
Take your own advice and stop jerking off over what he's done against JV teams, fucktard. If he plays well against Pac12 teams, I'll admit you were right. Until then, he's a shitty player who's never made an impact against a decent team. As you love to say, LIPO before you crown his ass.PostGameOrangeSlices said:
Keep jerking it to the consensus buddy. People made fun of him for the fire dancing stuff and being a Sark player. He was okay last year and looks to have bulked up so we will see how he holds up this year. His pass rush is good, and he can hit (injured the Rutgers QB and caused a fumble).EsophagealFeces said:
It's clear to me that you and Psalm have a consensual sexual relationship. That has no place on a classy website like this one. Your judgement is obviously impaired by the fact that you've given him your fancy feast and thoroughly enjoy the ring sting. You're making yourself look fucking stupid repeatedly sticking up for such a shit player and known flamer. It's getting embarrassing.PostGameOrangeSlices said:Tequilla said:
P-SALM dreams to be an average playerPostGameOrangeSlices said:
You cant say Mathis is average and then hate on PsalmTequilla said:Mathis isn't a bad player ... he's probably an average to slightly above average PAC player IMO
The problem is that average to slightly above average on this defense makes you look like you are slow and just adequate.
It's a good problem to have.
He is an average Pac 12 player and a decent pass rusher. Youre usually not one to join in on a circle jerk. Why don't you write me a 10000 word essay on why he isnt decent?
We will see how he does vs Stanford. Til then shut the fuck up about how players are doing vs jv teams