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Piling on. Happy Friday.

DucksruleDucksrule Member Posts: 96
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A stranger walked into a bar in downtown Seattle on a beautiful Saturday in October and sat down for a drink. He noticed a dog intently watching a Huskies ‑ Ducks football game on the TV.

Whenever the Huskies scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This only happened when the Huskies scored, which wasn’t very often. When the game had ended and the Ducks had won, the dog let out a loud, miserable howl and ran out of the bar.

The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee, that was interesting. What does he do when the Huskies win?

The bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 10 years old."

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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    -2/10

    That was straight out of the Quook book.
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  • RaceBannonRaceBannon Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 104,754 Founders Club
    Not his best effort
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  • CanardCanard Member Posts: 504
    Ducksrule said:

    A stranger walked into a bar in downtown Seattle on a beautiful Saturday in October and sat down for a drink. He noticed a dog intently watching a Huskies ‑ Ducks football game on the TV.

    Whenever the Huskies scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This only happened when the Huskies scored, which wasn’t very often. When the game had ended and the Ducks had won, the dog let out a loud, miserable howl and ran out of the bar.

    The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee, that was interesting. What does he do when the Huskies win?

    The bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 10 years old."

    LEAVE!!!
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  • DucksruleDucksrule Member Posts: 96
    Well, it was new to me. You guys probably would have found it far funnier last Sunday : )
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  • CanardCanard Member Posts: 504
    Ducksrule said:

    Well, it was new to me. You guys probably would have found it far funnier last Sunday : )

    No interwebs in the single-wide until last week, eh?

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  • JECARJECAR Member Posts: 585
    Ducksrule said:

    A stranger walked into a bar in downtown Seattle on a beautiful Saturday in October and sat down for a drink. He noticed a dog intently watching a Huskies ‑ Ducks football game on the TV.

    Whenever the Huskies scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This only happened when the Huskies scored, which wasn’t very often. When the game had ended and the Ducks had won, the dog let out a loud, miserable howl and ran out of the bar.

    The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee, that was interesting. What does he do when the Huskies win?

    The bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 10 years old."

    Kim has a bigger dick than you.

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  • TierbsHsotBoobsTierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Ducksrule said:

    Well, it was new to me. You guys probably would have found it far funnier last Sunday : )

    That joke is older than Oregon football.
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  • greenbloodgreenblood Member Posts: 14,309
    He heard it from a caller on air on the local Steve Tannen radio show in Eugene yesterday, or he's the dumbass that called the show to tell this joke. Either way, I advise castration with this one. He should not be allowed to procreate.
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  • MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    I don't think you get this place. At all
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  • TailgaterTailgater Member Posts: 1,389
    Never stop piling on and filling up with yellow snow where the Huskies go. Someday, another ten straight from now, you'll uncover a pile of Dawg shit tall enough for you to kiss mine.
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  • TheKobeStopperTheKobeStopper Member Posts: 5,959
    Terrible.
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  • trackertracker Member Posts: 866
    Tailgater said:

    Never stop piling on and filling up with yellow snow where the Huskies go. Someday, another ten straight from now, you'll uncover a pile of Dawg shit tall enough for you to kiss mine.

    I have no idea what this means but I like it.
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  • dncdnc Member Posts: 56,614
    Ducksrule said:

    A stranger walked into a bar in downtown Seattle on a beautiful Saturday in October and sat down for a drink. He noticed a dog intently watching a Huskies ‑ Ducks football game on the TV.

    Whenever the Huskies scored, the dog would jump onto the bar and do an animated dance. This only happened when the Huskies scored, which wasn’t very often. When the game had ended and the Ducks had won, the dog let out a loud, miserable howl and ran out of the bar.

    The man thought this was pretty unusual and asked the bartender, "Gee, that was interesting. What does he do when the Huskies win?

    The bartender replied "I don't know, the dog's only 10 years old."

    Your joke is turrible, even by "insert rival school here" joke standards.

    OTOH, if you poasted it here I'm sure you'd get the reaction you were looking for.

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