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Five reasons why Portland State wins this Saturday

1. Alex Kuresa - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has the 2015 Northwest Championship under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Outslay, Smith, Keizer, Hanson, Bacon, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

3. Roberson - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Roberson and Roberson, we will see a much improved defense on 9/17.

4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest PSU team has been in a long time. Penn, Thompson, Vita Water, Tago, Lomax etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.

5. Time of Possession - I think PSU can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.


I think PSU wins rather easily, say 34-17?
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  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196
    A contrary 5 reasons the dawgs win

    1-5. SJSU


    HOWL
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    A contrary 5 reasons the dawgs win

    1-5. SJSU


    HOWL

    Since you're a humorless cunt, let me help you out here:

    UW wins this scrimmage by 50+.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196

    A contrary 5 reasons the dawgs win

    1-5. SJSU


    HOWL

    Since you're a humorless cunt, let me help you out here:

    UW wins this scrimmage by 50+.
    Im the humorless cunt?

    Youre getting offly salty, boobielips. It's okay...youre better than cuog
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    A contrary 5 reasons the dawgs win

    1-5. SJSU


    HOWL

    Since you're a humorless cunt, let me help you out here:

    UW wins this scrimmage by 50+.
    Im the humorless cunt?

    Youre getting offly salty, boobielips. It's okay...youre better than cuog
    Yes.

    This is a joke thread that you took seriously.

    Grow the hell up and learn the difference between real life and the Internet.
  • PostGameOrangeSlices
    PostGameOrangeSlices Member Posts: 27,196

    A contrary 5 reasons the dawgs win

    1-5. SJSU


    HOWL

    Since you're a humorless cunt, let me help you out here:

    UW wins this scrimmage by 50+.
    Im the humorless cunt?

    Youre getting offly salty, boobielips. It's okay...youre better than cuog
    Yes.

    This is a joke thread that you took seriously.

    Grow the hell up and learn the difference between real life and the Internet.
    I took it seriously?

    Fuck youve been retarded since your return

    Lurk a while before reaching 30k
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    This thread reads like a Doogman spat.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Baseman said:

    This thread reads like a Doogman spat.

    I misplaced the pgoswillruinthisthread tag.
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

    Baseman said:

    This thread reads like a Doogman spat.

    I misplaced the pgoswillruinthisthread tag.
    No worries
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    1. Alex Kuresa - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has the 2015 Northwest Championship under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

    2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Outslay, Smith, Keizer, Hanson, Bacon, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

    3. Roberson - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Roberson and Roberson, we will see a much improved defense on 9/17.

    4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest PSU team has been in a long time. Penn, Thompson, Vita Water, Tago, Lomax etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.

    5. Time of Possession - I think PSU can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.


    I think PSU wins rather easily, say 34-17?

    I know you're being sarcastic, but there's no way Portland State beats UW. What are you going to tell me next? That Ballsacked is Harvey Road?
    Come on now.

    Even I couldn't make something that dumb up.
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

    1. Alex Kuresa - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has the 2015 Northwest Championship under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

    2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Outslay, Smith, Keizer, Hanson, Bacon, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

    3. Roberson - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Roberson and Roberson, we will see a much improved defense on 9/17.

    4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest PSU team has been in a long time. Penn, Thompson, Vita Water, Tago, Lomax etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.

    5. Time of Possession - I think PSU can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.


    I think PSU wins rather easily, say 34-17?

    I know you're being sarcastic, but there's no way Portland State beats UW. What are you going to tell me next? That Ballsacked is Harvey Road?
    Does that mean your banning Ballbag?
  • RaceBannon
    RaceBannon Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 113,834 Founders Club
    Baseman said:

    1. Alex Kuresa - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has the 2015 Northwest Championship under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

    2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Outslay, Smith, Keizer, Hanson, Bacon, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

    3. Roberson - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Roberson and Roberson, we will see a much improved defense on 9/17.

    4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest PSU team has been in a long time. Penn, Thompson, Vita Water, Tago, Lomax etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.

    5. Time of Possession - I think PSU can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.


    I think PSU wins rather easily, say 34-17?

    I know you're being sarcastic, but there's no way Portland State beats UW. What are you going to tell me next? That Ballsacked is Harvey Road?
    Does that mean your banning Ballbag?
    prayingdog.gif
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680
    Baseman said:

    1. Alex Kuresa - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has the 2015 Northwest Championship under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

    2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Outslay, Smith, Keizer, Hanson, Bacon, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

    3. Roberson - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Roberson and Roberson, we will see a much improved defense on 9/17.

    4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest PSU team has been in a long time. Penn, Thompson, Vita Water, Tago, Lomax etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.

    5. Time of Possession - I think PSU can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.


    I think PSU wins rather easily, say 34-17?

    I know you're being sarcastic, but there's no way Portland State beats UW. What are you going to tell me next? That Ballsacked is Harvey Road?
    Does that mean your banning Bannon?
    #BanBannon
  • EsophagealFeces
    EsophagealFeces Member Posts: 13,112
    Meek said:

    oddly this never gets old

    81% of the time I laugh every time.
  • TierbsHsotBoobs
    TierbsHsotBoobs Member Posts: 39,680

    Baseman said:

    1. Alex Kuresa - He is the best player on the field, enough said on that. He has the 2015 Northwest Championship under his belt and he will do everything possible to win the game.

    2. Offensive Line - They average a weight of 332 lbs across the line, they are ready to dominate the line of scrimmage. Outslay, Smith, Keizer, Hanson, Bacon, Ossai etc. These boys have the attitude and are ready to rumble.

    3. Roberson - New Defensive Scheme and a new attitude. Every player has spoke out about the difference between Roberson and Roberson, we will see a much improved defense on 9/17.

    4. Speed, Speed, Speed - This is the fastest PSU team has been in a long time. Penn, Thompson, Vita Water, Tago, Lomax etc. The newbies will be inexperienced but will bring something that they haven't had in past seasons, speed.

    5. Time of Possession - I think PSU can dominate the time of possession stat. The more they can shorten the game and keep their defense off of the field, the better chance they have to win the game.


    I think PSU wins rather easily, say 34-17?

    I know you're being sarcastic, but there's no way Portland State beats UW. What are you going to tell me next? That Ballsacked is Harvey Road?
    Does that mean your banning Ballbag?
    prayingdog.gif
    Can we get citrus with ballbag, Roadfrog, and Tequilla first?
  • HuskyJW
    HuskyJW Member Posts: 15,272

    I know youre being sarcastic, but Washington plays the nittany lions this weekend.

    Now this is where 5 Reasons needs to be posted.
  • GrundleStiltzkin
    GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516 Standard Supporter

    I know youre being sarcastic, but Washington plays the nittany lions this weekend.

    Please someone go post it there.
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369
    edited September 2016
  • ExtraChrisB
    ExtraChrisB Member Posts: 1,814

    I know youre being sarcastic, but Washington plays the nittany lions this weekend.

    Please someone go post it there.
    Applied for access on their scout boards but everywhere else sucks.
  • Baseman
    Baseman Member Posts: 12,369

    I know youre being sarcastic, but Washington plays the nittany lions this weekend.

    Please someone go post it there.
    Applied for access on their scout boards but everywhere else sucks.
    Getting action...poast on the boards I linked above...
  • ExtraChrisB
    ExtraChrisB Member Posts: 1,814
    Baseman said:

    I know youre being sarcastic, but Washington plays the nittany lions this weekend.

    Please someone go post it there.
    Applied for access on their scout boards but everywhere else sucks.
    Getting action...poast on the boards I linked above...
    No the REAL PSU.