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Volunteer Half Brains debut episode
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Reading the headline, I thought this was a call to grab our paint brushes and ladders to don HH shirts and paint an old ladies' home to demonstrate our value to the community beyond our contributions here.
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To be fair everyone who has eyes and isn't criminally non objective is talking about how good they are.Mad_Son said:
I hear Tennessee fans are dying to share a message board with people who can't stop talking about how good Alabama is.Swaye said:I didn't get it either until DJ said he hoped to expand our appeal (lulz) by bringing in a wider audience to the debauchery. Half you fags should love this because maybe some Bama fans will hear about us and end up here so you can circle jerk with them.
edit: I'm looking at you such fag J
You know, Alabama was on my mind yesterday in the 1st quarter. I was watching our shittastic OL get pushed around by Idaho and thinking, you know what, no matter how we do this year our OL would get prison raped by a Bama level DL. I mean absolutely fucking mauled. Sure, our losers got it together by the second quarter and didn't look functionally retarded, but no objective person could say this OL could stand up to a serious prison yard DL. Ergo, our absolute ceiling would be winning the Pac12. That OL in the playoff would get napalmed. -
So the thing is, if things actually continue at this rate, I think if we managed to make it to the playoff, we could win the first round with the right matchup. Bama would blow us to smithereens but say we face Florida State or something, I think we could hang with them, assuming we've actually gotten it together enough to make it to the playoff in the first place. But yeah, we're not there yet. Our OL is a glaring deficiency. Strausser was one of the coaches I was most excited about too when Petersen was hired. Alas.Swaye said:
To be fair everyone who has eyes and isn't criminally non objective is talking about how good they are.Mad_Son said:
I hear Tennessee fans are dying to share a message board with people who can't stop talking about how good Alabama is.Swaye said:I didn't get it either until DJ said he hoped to expand our appeal (lulz) by bringing in a wider audience to the debauchery. Half you fags should love this because maybe some Bama fans will hear about us and end up here so you can circle jerk with them.
edit: I'm looking at you such fag J
You know, Alabama was on my mind yesterday in the 1st quarter. I was watching our shittastic OL get pushed around by Idaho and thinking, you know what, no matter how we do this year our OL would get prison raped by a Bama level DL. I mean absolutely fucking mauled. Sure, our losers got it together by the second quarter and didn't look functionally retarded, but no objective person could say this OL could stand up to a serious prison yard DL. Ergo, our absolute ceiling would be winning the Pac12. That OL in the playoff would get napalmed. -
Even talking like this we are way out in front of our skiis because I still have Dick Rod sticking it in followed by the Tree absolutely railing us. But, if let's say we actually become Pac-12 legit and go 10-2 or whatever and somehow eeke out the North title, with that OL that is basically our ceiling. Anyone even thinking if the stars align we could be competitive at the top levels out of the Pac-12 is high, unless this OL does the best improvement job in the history of CFB. It just isn't there. It's never there. The UW OL has sucked for so long I can't even remember our last good one. Mid 90's? Fuck.Mad_Son said:
So the thing is, if things actually continue at this rate, I think if we managed to make it to the playoff, we could win the first round with the right matchup. Bama would blow us to smithereens but say we face Florida State or something, I think we could hang with them, assuming we've actually gotten it together enough to make it to the playoff in the first place. But yeah, we're not there yet. Our OL is a glaring deficiency. Strausser was one of the coaches I was most excited about too when Petersen was hired. Alas.Swaye said:
To be fair everyone who has eyes and isn't criminally non objective is talking about how good they are.Mad_Son said:
I hear Tennessee fans are dying to share a message board with people who can't stop talking about how good Alabama is.Swaye said:I didn't get it either until DJ said he hoped to expand our appeal (lulz) by bringing in a wider audience to the debauchery. Half you fags should love this because maybe some Bama fans will hear about us and end up here so you can circle jerk with them.
edit: I'm looking at you such fag J
You know, Alabama was on my mind yesterday in the 1st quarter. I was watching our shittastic OL get pushed around by Idaho and thinking, you know what, no matter how we do this year our OL would get prison raped by a Bama level DL. I mean absolutely fucking mauled. Sure, our losers got it together by the second quarter and didn't look functionally retarded, but no objective person could say this OL could stand up to a serious prison yard DL. Ergo, our absolute ceiling would be winning the Pac12. That OL in the playoff would get napalmed. -
Weeks.GrundleStiltzkin said:
How long you (we?) been sitting on that one?TierbsHsotBoobs said:The move to Knoxville did wonders for the content
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I know it's trendy among HHBs to say Dick Rod is going to plunger us but Arizona is fucking awful.Swaye said:
Even talking like this we are way out in front of our skiis because I still have Dick Rod sticking it in followed by the Tree absolutely railing us. But, if let's say we actually become Pac-12 legit and go 10-2 or whatever and somehow eeke out the North title, with that OL that is basically our ceiling. Anyone even thinking if the stars align we could be competitive at the top levels out of the Pac-12 is high, unless this OL does the best improvement job in the history of CFB. It just isn't there. It's never there. The UW OL has sucked for so long I can't even remember our last good one. Mid 90's? Fuck.Mad_Son said:
So the thing is, if things actually continue at this rate, I think if we managed to make it to the playoff, we could win the first round with the right matchup. Bama would blow us to smithereens but say we face Florida State or something, I think we could hang with them, assuming we've actually gotten it together enough to make it to the playoff in the first place. But yeah, we're not there yet. Our OL is a glaring deficiency. Strausser was one of the coaches I was most excited about too when Petersen was hired. Alas.Swaye said:
To be fair everyone who has eyes and isn't criminally non objective is talking about how good they are.Mad_Son said:
I hear Tennessee fans are dying to share a message board with people who can't stop talking about how good Alabama is.Swaye said:I didn't get it either until DJ said he hoped to expand our appeal (lulz) by bringing in a wider audience to the debauchery. Half you fags should love this because maybe some Bama fans will hear about us and end up here so you can circle jerk with them.
edit: I'm looking at you such fag J
You know, Alabama was on my mind yesterday in the 1st quarter. I was watching our shittastic OL get pushed around by Idaho and thinking, you know what, no matter how we do this year our OL would get prison raped by a Bama level DL. I mean absolutely fucking mauled. Sure, our losers got it together by the second quarter and didn't look functionally retarded, but no objective person could say this OL could stand up to a serious prison yard DL. Ergo, our absolute ceiling would be winning the Pac12. That OL in the playoff would get napalmed.
They have one QB who can't throw and another who can't run because his skull is an eggshell. They have one WR over 5'8" and they don't use the TE. Their OL sucked- and then their starting center sold his couch eternal. Which is a problem because they lineup exclusively in the shotgun.
Their defense is a typical Rich Rod defense except without Scooby. They still start a 260 lb walk-on at DT. Their best corner plays WR. Their best DE couldn't stop smoking the reefer and is now sleeping with the fishes.
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Oh, don't get me wrong we should absolutely drill those fucks. But, I subscribe to the Race approved mantra that we suck until we don't. If the last 15 years taught me anything, it's to expect the worst. If we go down there and drill them by 20, then follow that up by beating Stanford, I will put a foot on the doog train. But, until then, #proveit.FremontTroll said:
I know it's trendy among HHBs to say Dick Rod is going to plunger us but Arizona is fucking awful.Swaye said:
Even talking like this we are way out in front of our skiis because I still have Dick Rod sticking it in followed by the Tree absolutely railing us. But, if let's say we actually become Pac-12 legit and go 10-2 or whatever and somehow eeke out the North title, with that OL that is basically our ceiling. Anyone even thinking if the stars align we could be competitive at the top levels out of the Pac-12 is high, unless this OL does the best improvement job in the history of CFB. It just isn't there. It's never there. The UW OL has sucked for so long I can't even remember our last good one. Mid 90's? Fuck.Mad_Son said:
So the thing is, if things actually continue at this rate, I think if we managed to make it to the playoff, we could win the first round with the right matchup. Bama would blow us to smithereens but say we face Florida State or something, I think we could hang with them, assuming we've actually gotten it together enough to make it to the playoff in the first place. But yeah, we're not there yet. Our OL is a glaring deficiency. Strausser was one of the coaches I was most excited about too when Petersen was hired. Alas.Swaye said:
To be fair everyone who has eyes and isn't criminally non objective is talking about how good they are.Mad_Son said:
I hear Tennessee fans are dying to share a message board with people who can't stop talking about how good Alabama is.Swaye said:I didn't get it either until DJ said he hoped to expand our appeal (lulz) by bringing in a wider audience to the debauchery. Half you fags should love this because maybe some Bama fans will hear about us and end up here so you can circle jerk with them.
edit: I'm looking at you such fag J
You know, Alabama was on my mind yesterday in the 1st quarter. I was watching our shittastic OL get pushed around by Idaho and thinking, you know what, no matter how we do this year our OL would get prison raped by a Bama level DL. I mean absolutely fucking mauled. Sure, our losers got it together by the second quarter and didn't look functionally retarded, but no objective person could say this OL could stand up to a serious prison yard DL. Ergo, our absolute ceiling would be winning the Pac12. That OL in the playoff would get napalmed.
They have one QB who can't throw and another who can't run because his skull is an eggshell. They have one WR over 5'8" and they don't use the TE. Their OL sucked- and then their starting center sold his couch eternal. Which is a problem because they lineup exclusively in the shotgun.
Their defense is a typical Rich Rod defense except without Scooby. They still start a 260 lb walk-on at DT. Their best corner plays WR. Their best DE couldn't stop smoking the reefer and is now sleeping with the fishes. -
And before anyone puts words in my mouth about the above post, I would be on the doog train for winning the Pac12...which would make me happy tbh. But, my original point still stands. I believe the Pac12 is our ceiling with what I have seen from the OL. And winning the Pac12, while a super encouraging sign, is still sort of like fucking your sister. I mean, you got laid, which is cool, but your sister is probably ugly as fuck.
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Well that's what I mean when I say it's a trendy on this site to take that position.Swaye said:
Oh, don't get me wrong we should absolutely drill those fucks. But, I subscribe to the Race approved mantra that we suck until we don't. If the last 15 years taught me anything, it's to expect the worst. If we go down there and drill them by 20, then follow that up by beating Stanford, I will put a foot on the doog train. But, until then, #proveit.FremontTroll said:
I know it's trendy among HHBs to say Dick Rod is going to plunger us but Arizona is fucking awful.Swaye said:
Even talking like this we are way out in front of our skiis because I still have Dick Rod sticking it in followed by the Tree absolutely railing us. But, if let's say we actually become Pac-12 legit and go 10-2 or whatever and somehow eeke out the North title, with that OL that is basically our ceiling. Anyone even thinking if the stars align we could be competitive at the top levels out of the Pac-12 is high, unless this OL does the best improvement job in the history of CFB. It just isn't there. It's never there. The UW OL has sucked for so long I can't even remember our last good one. Mid 90's? Fuck.Mad_Son said:
So the thing is, if things actually continue at this rate, I think if we managed to make it to the playoff, we could win the first round with the right matchup. Bama would blow us to smithereens but say we face Florida State or something, I think we could hang with them, assuming we've actually gotten it together enough to make it to the playoff in the first place. But yeah, we're not there yet. Our OL is a glaring deficiency. Strausser was one of the coaches I was most excited about too when Petersen was hired. Alas.Swaye said:
To be fair everyone who has eyes and isn't criminally non objective is talking about how good they are.Mad_Son said:
I hear Tennessee fans are dying to share a message board with people who can't stop talking about how good Alabama is.Swaye said:I didn't get it either until DJ said he hoped to expand our appeal (lulz) by bringing in a wider audience to the debauchery. Half you fags should love this because maybe some Bama fans will hear about us and end up here so you can circle jerk with them.
edit: I'm looking at you such fag J
You know, Alabama was on my mind yesterday in the 1st quarter. I was watching our shittastic OL get pushed around by Idaho and thinking, you know what, no matter how we do this year our OL would get prison raped by a Bama level DL. I mean absolutely fucking mauled. Sure, our losers got it together by the second quarter and didn't look functionally retarded, but no objective person could say this OL could stand up to a serious prison yard DL. Ergo, our absolute ceiling would be winning the Pac12. That OL in the playoff would get napalmed.
They have one QB who can't throw and another who can't run because his skull is an eggshell. They have one WR over 5'8" and they don't use the TE. Their OL sucked- and then their starting center sold his couch eternal. Which is a problem because they lineup exclusively in the shotgun.
Their defense is a typical Rich Rod defense except without Scooby. They still start a 260 lb walk-on at DT. Their best corner plays WR. Their best DE couldn't stop smoking the reefer and is now sleeping with the fishes.
Even if you subscribe to that "theory" then Arizona sucks worse then UW until they don't. -
Haven't won there since 2006. Until it actually happens I expect the worst.FremontTroll said:
I know it's trendy among HHBs to say Dick Rod is going to plunger us but Arizona is fucking awful.Swaye said:
Even talking like this we are way out in front of our skiis because I still have Dick Rod sticking it in followed by the Tree absolutely railing us. But, if let's say we actually become Pac-12 legit and go 10-2 or whatever and somehow eeke out the North title, with that OL that is basically our ceiling. Anyone even thinking if the stars align we could be competitive at the top levels out of the Pac-12 is high, unless this OL does the best improvement job in the history of CFB. It just isn't there. It's never there. The UW OL has sucked for so long I can't even remember our last good one. Mid 90's? Fuck.Mad_Son said:
So the thing is, if things actually continue at this rate, I think if we managed to make it to the playoff, we could win the first round with the right matchup. Bama would blow us to smithereens but say we face Florida State or something, I think we could hang with them, assuming we've actually gotten it together enough to make it to the playoff in the first place. But yeah, we're not there yet. Our OL is a glaring deficiency. Strausser was one of the coaches I was most excited about too when Petersen was hired. Alas.Swaye said:
To be fair everyone who has eyes and isn't criminally non objective is talking about how good they are.Mad_Son said:
I hear Tennessee fans are dying to share a message board with people who can't stop talking about how good Alabama is.Swaye said:I didn't get it either until DJ said he hoped to expand our appeal (lulz) by bringing in a wider audience to the debauchery. Half you fags should love this because maybe some Bama fans will hear about us and end up here so you can circle jerk with them.
edit: I'm looking at you such fag J
You know, Alabama was on my mind yesterday in the 1st quarter. I was watching our shittastic OL get pushed around by Idaho and thinking, you know what, no matter how we do this year our OL would get prison raped by a Bama level DL. I mean absolutely fucking mauled. Sure, our losers got it together by the second quarter and didn't look functionally retarded, but no objective person could say this OL could stand up to a serious prison yard DL. Ergo, our absolute ceiling would be winning the Pac12. That OL in the playoff would get napalmed.
They have one QB who can't throw and another who can't run because his skull is an eggshell. They have one WR over 5'8" and they don't use the TE. Their OL sucked- and then their starting center sold his couch eternal. Which is a problem because they lineup exclusively in the shotgun.
Their defense is a typical Rich Rod defense except without Scooby. They still start a 260 lb walk-on at DT. Their best corner plays WR. Their best DE couldn't stop smoking the reefer and is now sleeping with the fishes.
