Jen Cohen GETS IT
celebrating the 25 anniversary of the 1991 team
observations of Jen's failure:
1. calls our jerseys "the purple and the gold"
2. uses the Rudy theme song
3. we better fucking beat Stanford
4. ???
5. Profit
Comments
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sounds like she just got home from a Guns n Roses concert for one, but using Rudy is just fucking stoopid.
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She sounds like she drinks a fifth and smokes a pack a day. Or deepthroats.
And you are a retard if you kept your tickets for the past 25 years. Great way to give a prize to a loser. -
you know that when you get unsolicited gifts, you are a fucking sucker
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BEST FANS IN THE NATION!!!!!!1LoneStarDawg said:you know that when you get unsolicited gifts, you are a fucking sucker
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Abundance meter broken?PurpleJ said:She sounds like she drinks a fifth and smokes a pack a day.
OrAND deepthroats.
And you are a retard if you kept your tickets for the past 25 years. Great way to give a prize to a loser. -
Hurtful. Maybe I just hate money.PurpleJ said:
And you are a retard if you kept your tickets for the past 25 years. Great way to give a prize to a loser. -
I'd finger blast her gravelly voiced ass while flopping those sloppy tits around with my face.
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Internal promotion after an unprecedented run of ineptitude lasting fifteen years, bearing witness to 0-12, the fracture and withering of the fanbase, and countless other negative records.
Why couldn't I have been born in Tuscaloosa? -
To be fair Bow Down to Washington includes the line "Mighty are the men who wear the purple and the gold"
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TitsMcgee Jen sounds like she ripped out Hillary's vocal cords with those meat shredding bear claw things and then covered them in syphilis and tried to use them as her own.
I cant believe the shit the AD pushes out... that shit has a lower production value than a drunken homemade sorority recruitment video. -
Link?Houhusky said:TitsMcgee Jen sounds like she ripped out Hillary's vocal cords with those meat shredding bear claw things and then covered them in syphilis and tried to use them as her own.
I cant believe the shit the AD pushes out... that shit has a lower production value than a drunken homemade sorority recruitment video. -
i'll passSwaye said:I'd finger blast her gravelly voiced ass while flopping those sloppy tits around with my face.
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TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Link?Houhusky said:TitsMcgee Jen sounds like she ripped out Hillary's vocal cords with those meat shredding bear claw things and then covered them in syphilis and tried to use them as her own.
I cant believe the shit the AD pushes out... that shit has a lower production value than a drunken homemade sorority recruitment video.
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Chubby Chaser.BennyBeaver said: -
Cohen is a mud shark. Blonde, fat, no brainer.
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Is it possible to titty fuck her up the ass?
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Twenty years younger and this description sounds like somebody I dated.PurpleJ said:She sounds like she drinks a fifth and smokes a pack a day. Or deepthroats.
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I think she sounds like Marge Simpson.PurpleJ said:She sounds like she drinks a fifth and smokes a pack a day. Or deepthroats.
And you are a retard if you kept your tickets for the past 25 years. Great way to give a prize to a loser. -
You read this thread and wonder why on earth the AD doesn't like us.
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The good thing, Swaye my friend, is that at this point I'm beyond caring.Swaye said:You read this thread and wonder why on earth the AD doesn't like us.
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Or into military guys.RaccoonHarry said:Cohen is a mud shark. Blonde, fat, no brainer.
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hurtfulPurpleJ said:She sounds like she drinks a fifth and smokes a pack a day. Or deepthroats.
And you are a retard if you kept your tickets for the past 25 years. Great way to give a prize to a loser. -
Cheer up, you could still have Lucille Bluth
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Brb. Jo.
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I don't really get the tits and sexual comments. She's fucking old and hideous.Swaye said:You read this thread and wonder why on earth the AD doesn't like us.
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