Jen Cohen GETS IT

LoneStarDawg

http://twitter.com/UWAthletics/status/773954597857603584

celebrating the 25 anniversary of the 1991 team

observations of Jen's failure:
1. calls our jerseys "the purple and the gold"
2. uses the Rudy theme song
3. we better fucking beat Stanford
4. ???
5. Profit

Meek

sounds like she just got home from a Guns n Roses concert for one, but using Rudy is just fucking stoopid.

PurpleJ

She sounds like she drinks a fifth and smokes a pack a day. Or deepthroats.

And you are a retard if you kept your tickets for the past 25 years. Great way to give a prize to a loser.

LoneStarDawg

you know that when you get unsolicited gifts, you are a fucking sucker

PurpleJ

LoneStarDawg said:

you know that when you get unsolicited gifts, you are a fucking sucker

BEST FANS IN THE NATION!!!!!!1

Southerndawg

PurpleJ said:

She sounds like she drinks a fifth and smokes a pack a day. Or AND deepthroats.

And you are a retard if you kept your tickets for the past 25 years. Great way to give a prize to a loser.

Abundance meter broken?

Alexis

PurpleJ said:

And you are a retard if you kept your tickets for the past 25 years. Great way to give a prize to a loser.

Hurtful. Maybe I just hate money.

Swaye

I'd finger blast her gravelly voiced ass while flopping those sloppy tits around with my face.

Gladstone

Internal promotion after an unprecedented run of ineptitude lasting fifteen years, bearing witness to 0-12, the fracture and withering of the fanbase, and countless other negative records.

Why couldn't I have been born in Tuscaloosa?

Mad_Son

To be fair Bow Down to Washington includes the line "Mighty are the men who wear the purple and the gold"

Houhusky

TitsMcgee Jen sounds like she ripped out Hillary's vocal cords with those meat shredding bear claw things and then covered them in syphilis and tried to use them as her own.

I cant believe the shit the AD pushes out... that shit has a lower production value than a drunken homemade sorority recruitment video.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Houhusky said:

TitsMcgee Jen sounds like she ripped out Hillary's vocal cords with those meat shredding bear claw things and then covered them in syphilis and tried to use them as her own.

I cant believe the shit the AD pushes out... that shit has a lower production value than a drunken homemade sorority recruitment video.

Link?

Meek

Swaye said:

I'd finger blast her gravelly voiced ass while flopping those sloppy tits around with my face.

i'll pass

GrundleStiltzkin

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Houhusky said:

TitsMcgee Jen sounds like she ripped out Hillary's vocal cords with those meat shredding bear claw things and then covered them in syphilis and tried to use them as her own.

I cant believe the shit the AD pushes out... that shit has a lower production value than a drunken homemade sorority recruitment video.

Link?

TurdBomber

Swaye said:

I'd finger blast her gravelly voiced ass while flopping those sloppy tits around with my face.

Please @Swaye. Trigger Warning. Can't hold my food down since the Indiana pics.

BennyBeaver

Meek said:

Swaye said:

I'd finger blast her gravelly voiced ass while flopping those sloppy tits around with my face.

i'll pass

fag.

TurdBomber

BennyBeaver said:

Meek said:

Swaye said:

I'd finger blast her gravelly voiced ass while flopping those sloppy tits around with my face.

i'll pass

fag.

Chubby Chaser.

RaccoonHarry

Meek said:

Swaye said:

I'd finger blast her gravelly voiced ass while flopping those sloppy tits around with my face.

i'll pass

Fag

RaccoonHarry

Cohen is a mud shark. Blonde, fat, no brainer.

SpoonieLuv

Is it possible to titty fuck her up the ass?

PurpleReign

PurpleJ said:

She sounds like she drinks a fifth and smokes a pack a day. Or deepthroats.

Twenty years younger and this description sounds like somebody I dated.