In Bama's Prison Rape of USC, the only thing missing was Sark
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You're choosing to LEAVE despite your inexorable march toward 20,000 posts?PurpleJ said:
1. Sarkisian was never in a fraternity.creepycoug said:Lol. This is the hubris right fucking here. Always the same. When a little turns out alright we go full krisvashon and assume more must be better. Human fucking nature. We confuse being lucky with being brilliant.
There is no way adding that retard to the Tuscaloosas will be a good thing.
But this is why all things, good and bad, end. They have to. Rome fell, the US will fall in time ... and so will Bama, though not this season.
The beginning of the end is when SabanSaban makes a full nuclear retard decision to poison his staff with one too many frat bros.
I can't wait.
2. If we're going to BASH frat bros, then I am fucking OUT. -
20000 posts under the sea.
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Chinexorable
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Who the fuck would do that?DerekJohnson said:
You're choosing to LEAVE despite your inexorable march toward 20,000 posts?PurpleJ said:
1. Sarkisian was never in a fraternity.creepycoug said:Lol. This is the hubris right fucking here. Always the same. When a little turns out alright we go full krisvashon and assume more must be better. Human fucking nature. We confuse being lucky with being brilliant.
There is no way adding that retard to the Tuscaloosas will be a good thing.
But this is why all things, good and bad, end. They have to. Rome fell, the US will fall in time ... and so will Bama, though not this season.
The beginning of the end is when SabanSaban makes a full nuclear retard decision to poison his staff with one too many frat bros.
I can't wait.
2. If we're going to BASH frat bros, then I am fucking OUT. -
Later guys...
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yepTierbsHsotBoobs said:
Everyone sucks except Bama then?Gladstone said:Three teams from Power-5 Conferences lost to in-state Division I-AA teams: Iowa State, Virginia, and Washington State.
An SEC team lost to a Sun Belt team: Mississippi State lost to South Alabama.
Although not a loss, another SEC team (Tennessee) needed OT to beat a Sun Belt team (Appalacian State).
An SEC team lost to a Conference USA team: Kentucky lost to Southern Mississippi.
A Big Ten team lost to a MAC team: Northwestern lost to Western Michigan.
And finally, USC suffered its third worst loss in school history, losing to Alabama by 46 points.
that's why we call them SECtards, not BAMAtards -
I wonder what J will do for his 20,000th post!
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Citrus.Gladstone said:I wonder what J will do for his 20,000th post!
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I'm better than that.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Citrus.Gladstone said:I wonder what J will do for his 20,000th post!
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This board is shit and you're all fags
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YBEDerekJohnson said:This board is shit and you're all fags
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I'm just curious why there's a celebration of Sark's successor getting ass raped rather than an analysis of how the huskies looked shitty giving an ass raping?
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Washington had a scrimmage2001400ex said:I'm just curious why there's a celebration of Sark's successor getting ass raped rather than an analysis of how the huskies looked shitty giving an ass raping?
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I won't be writing about the Huskies every week. I'll be picking topics as they interest me.2001400ex said:I'm just curious why there's a celebration of Sark's successor getting ass raped rather than an analysis of how the huskies looked shitty giving an ass raping?
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Crisped.DerekJohnson said:
I won't be writing about the Huskies. I'll be picking topics as they interest me.2001400ex said:I'm just curious why there's a celebration of Sark's successor getting ass raped rather than an analysis of how the huskies looked shitty giving an ass raping?
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DerekJohnson said:
I won't be writing about the Huskies every week. I'll be picking topics as they interest me.2001400ex said:I'm just curious why there's a celebration of Sark's successor getting ass raped rather than an analysis of how the huskies looked shitty giving an ass raping?
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Mance Rayder?Gladstone said:DerekJohnson said:
I won't be writing about the Huskies every week. I'll be picking topics as they interest me.2001400ex said:I'm just curious why there's a celebration of Sark's successor getting ass raped rather than an analysis of how the huskies looked shitty giving an ass raping?
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No, but he's not that bad if he simply coaches QB's and calls plays.DerekJohnson said:
Would you hire him as your OC?PurpleJ said:
Or Saban knows that Sark actually has something to offer as an assistant and he has nothing to lose, because he holds all the cards. He doesn't need to do favors for Lane. What would his motivation even be? Keeping him? He just let his DC go get a head coach job, so I doubt he intends on holding on to Lane. He wants him to graduate and maybe he thinks he can turn Sark into his replacement. Maybe not.DerekJohnson said:If it's true, it's probably Saban doing this as a favor to Kiffen, nothing more. Sark will probably have no direct impact on the offense, but Kiffen and he will be able to talk late every night about bubble screens and/or bubble butts.
Sark isn't as big a dumbass as he gets made out to be. Not head coach material, sure, but he can actually be a decent assistant. Super Bowl champion Pete Carroll seems to agree, and people forget that Charlie Weiss was an abject failure as a HC but a bona fide success under Belichick.
That's what I thought.
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RoadDawg55 said:
No, but he's not that bad if he simply coaches QB'sDerekJohnson said:
Would you hire him as your OC?PurpleJ said:
Or Saban knows that Sark actually has something to offer as an assistant and he has nothing to lose, because he holds all the cards. He doesn't need to do favors for Lane. What would his motivation even be? Keeping him? He just let his DC go get a head coach job, so I doubt he intends on holding on to Lane. He wants him to graduate and maybe he thinks he can turn Sark into his replacement. Maybe not.DerekJohnson said:If it's true, it's probably Saban doing this as a favor to Kiffen, nothing more. Sark will probably have no direct impact on the offense, but Kiffen and he will be able to talk late every night about bubble screens and/or bubble butts.
Sark isn't as big a dumbass as he gets made out to be. Not head coach material, sure, but he can actually be a decent assistant. Super Bowl champion Pete Carroll seems to agree, and people forget that Charlie Weiss was an abject failure as a HC but a bona fide success under Belichick.
That's what I thought.and calls plays.
He's terrible at running a program. He's not a horrible football coach. -
Maybe people forget because Petersen and Smith blow but Sark's playcalling was almost as bad.
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How many times did we throw deep on 3rd and one? How many doomed fade patterns did we run at the goal line? How many times did he mismanage the clock while running the two minute drill? How much did you cringe watching him play copycat to Chip Kelley's hurry up offense?
Sark was a shitty playcaller, and I wouldn't want him anywhere near my team were I the head coach. -
I remember when Sark went to the hurry up offense. Was like wtf? He was asked by the media why he didn't do it sooner, he said he needed more time to get his guys in there (ok answer was worded a little different, but that's basically what he said).DerekJohnson said:How many times did we throw deep on 3rd and one? How many doomed fade patterns did we run at the goal line? How many times did he mismanage the clock while running the two minute drill? How much did you cringe watching him play copycat to Chip Kelley's hurry up offense?
Sark was a shitty playcaller, and I wouldn't want him anywhere near my team were I the head coach.
Now he won't call plays in Bama. But he is a good position coach when he had superior talent. He's a shitty head coach and I still can't believe he was put in charge of 2 big programs. Remember, Kiffen was a bigger joke than Sark and he's successful under Saban. -
This.DerekJohnson said:How many times did we throw deep on 3rd and one? How many doomed fade patterns did we run at the goal line? How many times did he mismanage the clock while running the two minute drill? How much did you cringe watching him play copycat to Chip Kelley's hurry up offense?
Sark was a shitty playcaller, and I wouldn't want him anywhere near my team were I the head coach.
Sark isn't an innovator and he certainly isn't a good play caller. In fact he's shitty at it.
Sark used a pro-style offense when Lockner was QBing because that's all he knew from SC.
Then he copies Chip with a hurry-up spread when he has Price. WTF?
I remember an article when the P12 coaches were on a media junket to promote the new conference and network that he sat with Dennis Erickson on the plane and Uncle D was showing Sark some of his old school, one back play concepts from WSU and the U. Don't think Sark didn't steal some of that.
There have been 3 actual great coaches in this conference the last 25 years - Carroll, Kelly, and James...Kelly was an offensive innovator, James was a defensive innovator, and Carroll was a guy that actually harnessed the talent he had at SC.
All the other coaches we've seen in this conference are Doog Legends, somewhere between an actual great football coach and a Doog Legend (ex. Shaw), dreck, or less than dreck.
Sark was dreck. And I only give him that because I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt by handicapping with his alcoholism and penchant for young and/or Asian V...Two things I understand.
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Amen. Sark was a mediocre coach and playcaller. Enough said about that.CheersWestDawg said:
This.DerekJohnson said:How many times did we throw deep on 3rd and one? How many doomed fade patterns did we run at the goal line? How many times did he mismanage the clock while running the two minute drill? How much did you cringe watching him play copycat to Chip Kelley's hurry up offense?
Sark was a shitty playcaller, and I wouldn't want him anywhere near my team were I the head coach.
Sark isn't an innovator and he certainly isn't a good play caller. In fact he's shitty at it.
Sark used a pro-style offense when Lockner was QBing because that's all he knew from SC.
Then he copies Chip with a hurry-up spread when he has Price. WTF?
I remember an article when the P12 coaches were on a media junket to promote the new conference and network that he sat with Dennis Erickson on the plane and Uncle D was showing Sark some of his old school, one back play concepts from WSU and the U. Don't think Sark didn't steal some of that.
There have been 3 actual great coaches in this conference the last 25 years - Carroll, Kelly, and James...Kelly was an offensive innovator, James was a defensive innovator, and Carroll was a guy that actually harnessed the talent he had at SC.
All the other coaches we've seen in this conference are Doog Legends, somewhere between an actual great football coach and a Doog Legend (ex. Shaw), dreck, or less than dreck.
Sark was dreck. And I only give him that because I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt by handicapping with his alcoholism and penchant for young and/or Asian V...Two things I understand.
Cheers...poast more, please. -
I'm confused...
You wish that Sark was on the receiving end of the bama hammer, but didn't you get the dream Sark ending.
Like you said, Sark had to go to a treatment facility after an alcohol bender brought on by a husky upset. On a scale of 1-10 on a perfect ending you got an 18. Quit being selfish. -
How many national championships has Derek Johnson won?DerekJohnson said:How many times did we throw deep on 3rd and one? How many doomed fade patterns did we run at the goal line? How many times did he mismanage the clock while running the two minute drill? How much did you cringe watching him play copycat to Chip Kelley's hurry up offense?
Sark was a shitty playcaller, and I wouldn't want him anywhere near my team were I the head coach.
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My sister died 30 minutes before kickoff of the USC game. For me it was like that game almost never happened because of my mental state at the time.greenblood said:I'm confused...
You wish that Sark was on the receiving end of the bama hammer, but didn't you get the dream Sark ending.
Like you said, Sark had to go to a treatment facility after an alcohol bender brought on by a husky upset. On a scale of 1-10 on a perfect ending you got an 18. Quit being selfish. -
I'm a big believer in less is more when it comes to poasting.MisterEm said:
Amen. Sark was a mediocre coach and playcaller. Enough said about that.CheersWestDawg said:
This.DerekJohnson said:How many times did we throw deep on 3rd and one? How many doomed fade patterns did we run at the goal line? How many times did he mismanage the clock while running the two minute drill? How much did you cringe watching him play copycat to Chip Kelley's hurry up offense?
Sark was a shitty playcaller, and I wouldn't want him anywhere near my team were I the head coach.
Sark isn't an innovator and he certainly isn't a good play caller. In fact he's shitty at it.
Sark used a pro-style offense when Lockner was QBing because that's all he knew from SC.
Then he copies Chip with a hurry-up spread when he has Price. WTF?
I remember an article when the P12 coaches were on a media junket to promote the new conference and network that he sat with Dennis Erickson on the plane and Uncle D was showing Sark some of his old school, one back play concepts from WSU and the U. Don't think Sark didn't steal some of that.
There have been 3 actual great coaches in this conference the last 25 years - Carroll, Kelly, and James...Kelly was an offensive innovator, James was a defensive innovator, and Carroll was a guy that actually harnessed the talent he had at SC.
All the other coaches we've seen in this conference are Doog Legends, somewhere between an actual great football coach and a Doog Legend (ex. Shaw), dreck, or less than dreck.
Sark was dreck. And I only give him that because I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt by handicapping with his alcoholism and penchant for young and/or Asian V...Two things I understand.
Cheers...poast more, please.
Less poasts = poasts are more valuable
See: @Tequilla
Exception to rule: @TierbsHsotBoobs -
Yikes...forgot about that. That makes perfect sense.DerekJohnson said:
My sister died 30 minutes before kickoff of the USC game. For me it was like that game almost never happened because of my mental state at the time.greenblood said:I'm confused...
You wish that Sark was on the receiving end of the bama hammer, but didn't you get the dream Sark ending.
Like you said, Sark had to go to a treatment facility after an alcohol bender brought on by a husky upset. On a scale of 1-10 on a perfect ending you got an 18. Quit being selfish. -
You make your posts a "hot ticket"?CheersWestDawg said:
I'm a big believer in less is more when it comes to poasting.MisterEm said:
Amen. Sark was a mediocre coach and playcaller. Enough said about that.CheersWestDawg said:
This.DerekJohnson said:How many times did we throw deep on 3rd and one? How many doomed fade patterns did we run at the goal line? How many times did he mismanage the clock while running the two minute drill? How much did you cringe watching him play copycat to Chip Kelley's hurry up offense?
Sark was a shitty playcaller, and I wouldn't want him anywhere near my team were I the head coach.
Sark isn't an innovator and he certainly isn't a good play caller. In fact he's shitty at it.
Sark used a pro-style offense when Lockner was QBing because that's all he knew from SC.
Then he copies Chip with a hurry-up spread when he has Price. WTF?
I remember an article when the P12 coaches were on a media junket to promote the new conference and network that he sat with Dennis Erickson on the plane and Uncle D was showing Sark some of his old school, one back play concepts from WSU and the U. Don't think Sark didn't steal some of that.
There have been 3 actual great coaches in this conference the last 25 years - Carroll, Kelly, and James...Kelly was an offensive innovator, James was a defensive innovator, and Carroll was a guy that actually harnessed the talent he had at SC.
All the other coaches we've seen in this conference are Doog Legends, somewhere between an actual great football coach and a Doog Legend (ex. Shaw), dreck, or less than dreck.
Sark was dreck. And I only give him that because I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt by handicapping with his alcoholism and penchant for young and/or Asian V...Two things I understand.
Cheers...poast more, please.
Less poasts = poasts are more valuable
See: @Tequilla
Exception to rule: @TierbsHsotBoobs
BTW, quit sucking up to Boobs
