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In Bama's Prison Rape of USC, the only thing missing was Sark
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In Bama's Prison Rape of USC, the only thing missing was Sark
Alabama's crushing victory over USC lacked only Steve Sarkisian's all-too-familiar deer-in-the-headlights look.
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Probably not a good look for the site to mention prison rape in a front page article, el oh fucking el
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shoots, brah 2.0
Like Sark is gonna stay off the booze and gals hangin with recently divorced Joey Freshwater
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Saban is going to take Sark and use him on his staff just like Pete Carroll did. Gonna coach the coaches. Turn him back into a winner. And if Sark fucks up, Saban will kick his ass out. No questions asked. Nothing to lose and everything to gain. He did it with Lane Kiffin, and Sark could be next.DerekJohnson said:
Saban is one savvy motherfucker, isn't he?
Credit to @RaceBannon on this theory. GREAT JOB RACE!!!!!1 -
Clay Travis is the source, so I call bullshit.PurpleJ said:
https://mobile.twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/772253679118389249
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Either way it will be interesting. The USC scout board thought it was.TierbsHsotBoobs said:
Clay Travis is the source, so I call bullshit.PurpleJ said:
https://mobile.twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/772253679118389249
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There's literally no upside for Saban in hiring Sark if you assume that he can mold coaches to suit his methodology.
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If it's true, it's probably Saban doing this as a favor to Kiffen, nothing more. Sark will probably have no direct impact on the offense, but Kiffen and he will be able to talk late every night about bubble screens and/or bubble butts.
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Sober Sark is a good QB coach, possibly an OC with some adjustments. Kiffin struggled at first until Saban fixed his shit up. Now all of a sudden, he's a better playcaller. They set up USC real good today, starting conservative and sucking them up to the LOS before killing them deep. Having talent helps, and they were both pretty successful under Carroll at USC. That's how they got head coaching gigs to begin with, right?doogsinparadise said:There's literally no upside for Saban in hiring Sark if you assume that he can mold coaches to suit his methodology.
Either way, if Sark fucks up or won't play along with Saban, he should know that Saban can probably end his career. He basically has to go back to being a REAL head coach's bitch for a while. I'm sure Saban will make that fact evident behind closed doors.
If true...
