First half hot takes

dnc · September 2016

My favorite thing about this coaching staff - they develop players. Browning can hit the deep ball, Bierria is taking the leap, Wooching doesn't look worthless, McClutcheons looks like a real contributor, Kevin King is going to play himself into the first round. For once we can't say the longer they're here the worse they get.

Azeem is my favorite Husky since Tui.

Gaskins looks as good as ever, he just needs more opportunities. Dotson looks like a solid backup.

Despite my frustrations with not running the ball more, I do love that Pete is keeping his foot on the gas. #ProveIt was the perfect mantra for this team.

John Ross III really might be worth 4 wins. Total difference maker. If he stays healthy he's a game changer for this offense.

Rutgers looks ready for @owen12.

HuskyHalfBrain · September 2016

LongAssNeck proved my ass wrong.

droggins · September 2016

O-line run blockingstill suspect

PurpleJ · September 2016

1. Not encouraged by faggy pass-first offense. Let's see how that shakes out in November (if the season is still going then).

2. 2 minute drill looked like shit

3. Defense is pretty good, not great. Yet. Need to see a little more size. And girth.

4. Move the students to that empty spot on the 50 so they can be loud under that big ass roof.

5. Who fucking cares about our shit non-conference schedule. Should be using these muppets for practice, but we gotta play real teams to be a real program.

6. Lose the black sleeves and go back to our real colors. Thanks in advance.

7. I see a very talented team that has no excuse for not winning this soft ass conference, until they face a real national program that whoops our asses in the playoff.

8. As others have said, Pete probably fucks that up because he kept Smith around.

9. If any players are reading this....prove me wrong faggots.

10. I want that stadium expanded to 100,000 and the Seahawks ran the fuck out of town down to Portland.

HuskyHalfBrain · September 2016

PurpleJ said:
1. Not encouraged by faggy pass-first offense. Let's see how that shakes out in November (if the season is still going then).

2. 2 minute drill looked like shit

3. Defense is pretty good, not great. Yet. Need to see a little more size. And girth.

4. Move the students to that empty spot on the 50 so they can be loud under that big ass roof.

5. Who fucking cares about our shit non-conference schedule. Should be using these muppets for practice, but we gotta play real teams to be a real program.

6. Lose the black sleeves and go back to our real colors. Thanks in advance.

7. I see a very talented team that has no excuse for not winning this soft ass conference, until they face a real national program that whoops our asses in the playoff.

8. As others have said, Pete probably fucks that up because he kept Smith around.

9. If any players are reading this....prove me wrong faggots.

10. I want that stadium expanded to ~~100,000~~ 107,602 and the Seahawks ran the fuck out of town down to Portland.

PurpleJ · September 2016

I switched to LSU, but looking at the stat updates and from what I saw in the first half, Pete hasn't learned his lesson yet. He might well earn a 4th year or even win a weak north division, but this team aint winning shit.

RUN THE FUCKING BALL.

Unless, of course, you can't.

Tequilla · September 2016

Rutgers spent the balance of the game with 10-11 within 8-10 yards of the LOS ... they were actively trying to take away the run game and force Browning to beat them over the top

Good strategy last year ... may not be a good one this year

Dennis_DeYoung · September 2016

PurpleJ said:
1. Not encouraged by faggy pass-first offense. Let's see how that shakes out in November (if the season is still going then).

2. 2 minute drill looked like shit

3. Defense is pretty good, not great. Yet. Need to see a little more size. And girth.

4. Move the students to that empty spot on the 50 so they can be loud under that big ass roof.

5. Who fucking cares about our shit non-conference schedule. Should be using these muppets for practice, but we gotta play real teams to be a real program.

6. Lose the black sleeves and go back to our real colors. Thanks in advance.

7. I see a very talented team that has no excuse for not winning this soft ass conference, until they face a real national program that whoops our asses in the playoff.

8. As others have said, Pete probably fucks that up because he kept Smith around.

9. If any players are reading this....prove me wrong faggots.

10. I want that stadium expanded to 100,000 and the Seahawks ran the fuck out of town down to Portland.

See, @PostGameOrangeSlices - at LEAST SOMEONE agrees with me. Even if it is just @PurpleJ. Who I now love.

RaceBannon · September 2016

Browning will suck when it matters

PostGameOrangeSlices · September 2016

Dennis_DeYoung said:

PurpleJ said:
1. Not encouraged by faggy pass-first offense. Let's see how that shakes out in November (if the season is still going then).

2. 2 minute drill looked like shit

3. Defense is pretty good, not great. Yet. Need to see a little more size. And girth.

4. Move the students to that empty spot on the 50 so they can be loud under that big ass roof.

5. Who fucking cares about our shit non-conference schedule. Should be using these muppets for practice, but we gotta play real teams to be a real program.

6. Lose the black sleeves and go back to our real colors. Thanks in advance.

7. I see a very talented team that has no excuse for not winning this soft ass conference, until they face a real national program that whoops our asses in the playoff.

8. As others have said, Pete probably fucks that up because he kept Smith around.

9. If any players are reading this....prove me wrong faggots.

10. I want that stadium expanded to 100,000 and the Seahawks ran the fuck out of town down to Portland.
See, @PostGameOrangeSlices - at LEAST SOMEONE agrees with me. Even if it is just @PurpleJ. Who I now love.

Arent you and J the same person?

haie · September 2016

Tequilla said:
Rutgers spent the balance of the game with 10-11 within 8-10 yards of the LOS ... they were actively trying to take away the run game and force Browning to beat them over the top

Good strategy last year ... may not be a good one this year

Last year we could still run the ball better when teams did this, even with Rumblin Fumblin DWarsh.

dnc · September 2016

haie said:

Tequilla said:
Rutgers spent the balance of the game with 10-11 within 8-10 yards of the LOS ... they were actively trying to take away the run game and force Browning to beat them over the top

Good strategy last year ... may not be a good one this year
Last year we could still run the ball better when teams did this, even with Rumblin Fumblin DWarsh.

DWash is/was better than everyone here thinks. His vision was below average, but he was above average at basically everything else a RB does. He wasn't a superstar but he didn't suck.

It's not a fluke that he made an NFL roster.

PostGameOrangeSlices · September 2016

dnc said:

haie said:

Tequilla said:
Rutgers spent the balance of the game with 10-11 within 8-10 yards of the LOS ... they were actively trying to take away the run game and force Browning to beat them over the top

Good strategy last year ... may not be a good one this year
Last year we could still run the ball better when teams did this, even with Rumblin Fumblin DWarsh.
DWash is/was better than everyone here thinks. His vision was below average, but he was above average at basically everything else a RB does. He wasn't a superstar but he didn't suck.

It's not a fluke that he made an NFL roster.

uhhh his biggest issue wasn't vision. it was holding on to the ball

Dennis_DeYoung · September 2016

dnc said:

haie said:

Tequilla said:
Rutgers spent the balance of the game with 10-11 within 8-10 yards of the LOS ... they were actively trying to take away the run game and force Browning to beat them over the top

Good strategy last year ... may not be a good one this year
Last year we could still run the ball better when teams did this, even with Rumblin Fumblin DWarsh.
DWash is/was better than everyone here thinks. His vision was below average, but he was above average at basically everything else a RB does. He wasn't a superstar but he didn't suck.

It's not a fluke that he made an NFL roster.

You forgot he fumbles all the time and has no vision. Coaches get enamored with the fact that he's super fast and huge. And then he shows no football IQ and drops the ball on your side of the field and then you cut him.

ApostleofGrief · September 2016

We can't handle a success! As soon as we get a little success we don't know what the fuck to do. And we thought we were too good to play Baylor. Look at us, the mightly 11-1 Red Raiders, we're too fucking good to play Baylor. You think you caught that pass? Michael Crabtree caught that pass. And I don't know why but we spent the whole day playing with 9. Did we beat a ranked team last week that is going to send some players to the NFL. Yeah, we did. BUT THAT WAS LAST FUCKING WEEK!

topdawgnc · September 2016

I'm so confused.

Some people saying Washington sucked.

Some saying they are good.

PostGameOrangeSlices · September 2016

topdawgnc said:
I'm so confused.

Some people saying Washington sucked.

Some saying they are good.

why is this post so funny to me

doogsinparadise · September 2016

PurpleJ said:
1. Not encouraged by faggy pass-first offense. Let's see how that shakes out in November (if the season is still going then).

2. 2 minute drill looked like shit

3. Defense is pretty good, not great. Yet. Need to see a little more size. And girth.

4. Move the students to that empty spot on the 50 so they can be loud under that big ass roof.

5. Who fucking cares about our shit non-conference schedule. Should be using these muppets for practice, but we gotta play real teams to be a real program.

6. Lose the black sleeves and go back to our real colors. Thanks in advance.

7. I see a very talented team that has no excuse for not winning this soft ass conference, until they face a real national program that whoops our asses in the playoff.

8. As others have said, Pete probably fucks that up because he kept Smith around.

9. If any players are reading this....prove me wrong faggots.

10. I want that stadium expanded to 100,000 and the Seahawks ran the fuck out of town down to Portland.

You had me until the last bullet point. As if this city needs more Gorst mouth breathers flooding into Pioneer Square every other Sunday.

TTJ · September 2016

Tequilla said:
Rutgers spent the balance of the game with 10-11 within 8-10 yards of the LOS ... they were actively trying to take away the run game and force Browning to beat them over the top

True story.

At least two of the long passing TDs came on audibles out of called runs.

Still, I would have liked to see Smith run with conviction.

PurpleJ · September 2016

doogsinparadise said:

PurpleJ said:
1. Not encouraged by faggy pass-first offense. Let's see how that shakes out in November (if the season is still going then).

2. 2 minute drill looked like shit

3. Defense is pretty good, not great. Yet. Need to see a little more size. And girth.

4. Move the students to that empty spot on the 50 so they can be loud under that big ass roof.

5. Who fucking cares about our shit non-conference schedule. Should be using these muppets for practice, but we gotta play real teams to be a real program.

6. Lose the black sleeves and go back to our real colors. Thanks in advance.

7. I see a very talented team that has no excuse for not winning this soft ass conference, until they face a real national program that whoops our asses in the playoff.

8. As others have said, Pete probably fucks that up because he kept Smith around.

9. If any players are reading this....prove me wrong faggots.

10. I want that stadium expanded to 100,000 and the Seahawks ran the fuck out of town down to Portland.
You had me until the last bullet point. As if this city needs more Gorst mouth breathers flooding into Pioneer Square every other Sunday.

Flagged for not understanding the point. That's why we MOVE the Seahawks to Portland. Then we keep the Gorst mouthbreathers in Montlake on Saturday and boobs gets to be annoyed by the 12s.

Believe me. I thought this one through.

TierbsHsotBoobs · September 2016

PurpleJ said:

doogsinparadise said:

PurpleJ said:
1. Not encouraged by faggy pass-first offense. Let's see how that shakes out in November (if the season is still going then).

2. 2 minute drill looked like shit

3. Defense is pretty good, not great. Yet. Need to see a little more size. And girth.

4. Move the students to that empty spot on the 50 so they can be loud under that big ass roof.

5. Who fucking cares about our shit non-conference schedule. Should be using these muppets for practice, but we gotta play real teams to be a real program.

6. Lose the black sleeves and go back to our real colors. Thanks in advance.

7. I see a very talented team that has no excuse for not winning this soft ass conference, until they face a real national program that whoops our asses in the playoff.

8. As others have said, Pete probably fucks that up because he kept Smith around.

9. If any players are reading this....prove me wrong faggots.

10. I want that stadium expanded to 100,000 and the Seahawks ran the fuck out of town down to Portland.
You had me until the last bullet point. As if this city needs more Gorst mouth breathers flooding into Pioneer Square every other Sunday.
Flagged for not understanding the point. That's why we MOVE the Seahawks to Portland. Then we keep the Gorst mouthbreathers in Montlake on Saturday and boobs gets to be annoyed by the 12s.

Believe me. I thought this one through.

Hi. The soccerfags of Portland would never allow a stadium large enough for the NFL.

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