Storytime with Wilbur (trademark RaceBannon)
There were always a ton of people over playing video games, and one day it ended up being me, Charles, Kenny James, and a walk on receiver playing some Desert Storm SEAL game. This was in the time of 4 player split-screen, so we were all huddled around the TV trying to run some mission together. We all got pinned down in this building and were trapped inside trying to think of a plan to fight our way out. This planning went on for a good 10 minutes, but Kenny never said a word. In general, he was a pretty stoic guy who didn’t talk that much.
As we’re kind of almost coming to an agreement on our plan (but details not ironed out), Kenny, who still hasn’t said a word, jumps to his feet and yells with crazy intensity, “NIGGA I GOT HEAT FOR THESE NIGGAS!!!”
He runs his guy outside of the building, we all lose our shit and run out after him, and obviously we’re all dead within 30 seconds.
TLDR: Kenny James was the original Leroy Jenkins.
We also played a shitload of Xbox NCAA Football, but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room, with his Florida State team where he jacked everybody up to 99 everything and could exploit a glitch to return every kickoff for a TD.
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This makes me appreciate Race's stories.
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This was a good story. If next time you could include where you ran a train on some useless white sorority bitch with all of them it would elevate it to great. TIA.
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no truer words ever saidWilburHooksHands said:So, to frame this story, my buddy lived with Charles Frederick and I spent a lot of time over at their apartment. On a side note, everyone called him “Pinky” because he had a photo of him in a pink tux from HS prom (NTTAWWT).
There were always a ton of people over playing video games, and one day it ended up being me, Charles, Kenny James, and a walk on receiver playing some Desert Storm SEAL game. This was in the time of 4 player split-screen, so we were all huddled around the TV trying to run some mission together. We all got pinned down in this building and were trapped inside trying to think of a plan to fight our way out. This planning went on for a good 10 minutes, but Kenny never said a word. In general, he was a pretty stoic guy who didn’t talk that much.
As we’re kind of almost coming to an agreement on our plan (but details not ironed out), Kenny, who still hasn’t said a word, jumps to his feet and yells with crazy intensity, “NIGGA I GOT HEAT FOR THESE NIGGAS!!!”
He runs his guy outside of the building, we all lose our shit and run out after him, and obviously we’re all dead within 30 seconds.
TLDR: Kenny James was the original Leroy Jenkins.
We also played a shitload of Xbox NCAA Football, but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room, with his Florida State team where he jacked everybody up to 99 everything and could exploit a glitch to return every kickoff for a TD. -
Dammit Leroy!
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That's because all his stories are set when we were still good.allpurpleallgold said:This makes me appreciate Race's stories.
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Did you do the hair dance with Charles and the QB?
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Cool story
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XBOX NCAA on the PS1 eh
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We played '04 on Xbox. He would only play you in '99 on PS1.Gladstone said:XBOX NCAA on the PS1 eh
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ISAFNRCTheGlove said:Did you do the hair dance with Charles and the QB?
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At least I have chickenAtomicDawg said:Dammit Leroy!
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Vengeance of the noyd
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I guess this story is about people playing a video game.
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This needs to be Chincredible'd tenfold.WilburHooksHands said:So, to frame this story, my buddy lived with Charles Frederick and I spent a lot of time over at their apartment. On a side note, everyone called him “Pinky” because he had a photo of him in a pink tux from HS prom (NTTAWWT).
There were always a ton of people over playing video games, and one day it ended up being me, Charles, Kenny James, and a walk on receiver playing some Desert Storm SEAL game. This was in the time of 4 player split-screen, so we were all huddled around the TV trying to run some mission together. We all got pinned down in this building and were trapped inside trying to think of a plan to fight our way out. This planning went on for a good 10 minutes, but Kenny never said a word. In general, he was a pretty stoic guy who didn’t talk that much.
As we’re kind of almost coming to an agreement on our plan (but details not ironed out), Kenny, who still hasn’t said a word, jumps to his feet and yells with crazy intensity, “NIGGA I GOT HEAT FOR THESE NIGGAS!!!”
He runs his guy outside of the building, we all lose our shit and run out after him, and obviously we’re all dead within 30 seconds.
TLDR: Kenny James was the original Leroy Jenkins.
We also played a shitload of Xbox NCAA Football, but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room, with his Florida State team where he jacked everybody up to 99 everything and could exploit a glitch to return every kickoff for a TD.
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WilburHooksHands said:
Sbut Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room,
$75K
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is that code for "he'd blow you for a twenty spot?"WilburHooksHands said:but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room
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No, if you wanted that you could just ask him.rodmansrage said:
is that code for "he'd blow you for a twenty spot?"WilburHooksHands said:but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room
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no warning, just "blow me"?WilburHooksHands said:
No, if you wanted that you could just ask him.rodmansrage said:
is that code for "he'd blow you for a twenty spot?"WilburHooksHands said:but Charles was a huge bitch who would only play you on the Playstation in his room
