Clean Sark

Just to clarify, when was he "not open to coaching"? Getting fired doesn't mean you didn't want to coach anymore. It means you suck and your employer doesn't fucking want you anymore. You didn't leave voluntarily shit-head.

Sounds like some revisionist history from dude-brah.

RaceBannon

Was it just last season that we lost him?

PurpleJ

He dresses like a high school sophomore.

dnc

Tanned rested and ready for the piece

Baylor's 2018 season opener?
Baylor is too serious about football for that kind of stunt

@ArtBriles!!! True???

Baseman

"Life's good," Sarkisian told TMZ Sports on Tuesday. "Just taking some time to focus on myself and do the things necessary in all aspects of my life, and been fortunate to have that time to do that and, then, feel really good."

Nice to see Sark get back in the swing of things.

ArtBriles

Steve is an upstanding citizen with the strong moral character that embodies the Baylor mission. He would be a fantastic cultural fit. They would be wise to hire him if he weren't such a terrible football coach.

DerekJohnson

"Quite honestly..."

unfrozencaveman

That is the gayest ensemble (SWAG!), that I've ever seen someone north of 40 years old put on. Good lord

PurpleReign

He dresses like a middle aged man who just got divorced. Rockin the business hawk I see.. well I guess if you want to pick up young chics it's a good idea to dress like the boys they are used to dating.. right?

theknowledge

He dresses like he wants to bang a high school sophomore.

Extra crispy colonel for you.

Fenwick

He has to have coached elsewhere to be open to coaching again.

PurpleJ

He dresses like he wants to bang a high school sophomore.
Extra crispy colonel for you.

That's kind of the point of dressing like a high school sophomore.

RaceBannon

I think Sark ends up at a Power 5 school that is desperate to win and has only heard the hype, not the reality. They think the fans will get excited and he'll recruit great players.

Minnesota is my guess

GrundleStiltzkin

I think Sark ends up at a Power 5 school that is desperate to win and has only heard the hype, not the reality. They think the fans will get excited and he'll recruit great players.

Minnesota is my guess

digits

Texas A&M?

seatownfunk

LoneStarDawg

pretty sure insisting that he's "ready for coaching" is a cornerstone of his wrongful termination suit

also pretty sure he'd rather take 30MUSD from USC than actually coach ever again

SpoonieLuv

I hope Fox Sports has plenty of elbow room on their sets

RoadDawg55

Sark looks like a 40 year old club promoter on his day off.

He might be sober, but this guy is in a horrible mid life crisis.

Dardanus

I think Sark ends up at a Power 5 school that is desperate to win and has only heard the hype, not the reality. They think the fans will get excited and he'll recruit great players.

Minnesota is my guess

Ski-U-Fucking-Mah!!

WilburHooksHands

Sark looks like a 40 year old club promoter on his day off.

He might be sober, but this guy is in a horrible mid life crisis.

To be fair he looks like 75% of the other guys his age in Torrance.

Baseman

Sark looks like a 40 year old club promoter on his day off.

He might be sober, but this guy is in a horrible mid life crisis.
To be fair he looks like 75% of the other guys his age in Torrance.

Lesbi honest, he looks better than every HH poaster. Pumpy?

Gladstone

He looks worlds better. Good for him.

I hope he dies.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Texas A&M?

Actual Sark replacing Black Sark with Woodward as AD would send me to the moon with happiness. I bet he'd hire Manziel as OC.

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Sources

Check out that chain on his neck, bruh. Probably dog tags.

RaceBannon

Tanned rested and ready for the piece

greenblood

Tanned rested and ready for the piece

Baylor's 2018 season opener?

DerekJohnson

Tanned rested and ready for the piece

Baylor's 2018 season opener?

Baylor is too serious about football for that kind of stunt

TierbsHsotBoobs

Sure.gif

DugtheDoog

Aloha Bruh?

H_D

http://twitter.com/TMZ_Sports/status/765646840226127872

RaceBannon

Was it just last season that we lost him?

PurpleJ

He dresses like a high school sophomore.

dnc

Tanned rested and ready for the piece

Baylor's 2018 season opener?
Baylor is too serious about football for that kind of stunt

@ArtBriles!!! True???

"Quite honestly..."

That is the gayest ensemble (SWAG!), that I've ever seen someone north of 40 years old put on. Good lord

PurpleReign

theknowledge

He dresses like he wants to bang a high school sophomore.

Extra crispy colonel for you.

Fenwick

He has to have coached elsewhere to be open to coaching again.

PurpleJ

He dresses like he wants to bang a high school sophomore.
Extra crispy colonel for you.

That's kind of the point of dressing like a high school sophomore.

RaceBannon

GrundleStiltzkin

I think Sark ends up at a Power 5 school that is desperate to win and has only heard the hype, not the reality. They think the fans will get excited and he'll recruit great players.

Minnesota is my guess

digits

Texas A&M?

seatownfunk

LoneStarDawg

pretty sure insisting that he's "ready for coaching" is a cornerstone of his wrongful termination suit

also pretty sure he'd rather take 30MUSD from USC than actually coach ever again

SpoonieLuv

I hope Fox Sports has plenty of elbow room on their sets

RoadDawg55

Sark looks like a 40 year old club promoter on his day off.

He might be sober, but this guy is in a horrible mid life crisis.

Dardanus

I think Sark ends up at a Power 5 school that is desperate to win and has only heard the hype, not the reality. They think the fans will get excited and he'll recruit great players.

Minnesota is my guess

Ski-U-Fucking-Mah!!

WilburHooksHands

Sark looks like a 40 year old club promoter on his day off.

He might be sober, but this guy is in a horrible mid life crisis.

To be fair he looks like 75% of the other guys his age in Torrance.

Baseman

Sark looks like a 40 year old club promoter on his day off.

He might be sober, but this guy is in a horrible mid life crisis.
To be fair he looks like 75% of the other guys his age in Torrance.

Lesbi honest, he looks better than every HH poaster. Pumpy?

Gladstone

He looks worlds better. Good for him.

I hope he dies.

CokeGreaterThanPepsi

Texas A&M?

Actual Sark replacing Black Sark with Woodward as AD would send me to the moon with happiness. I bet he'd hire Manziel as OC.