The Tani Tupou "Why is he still on the...Holy Crap!" Award candidates
Candidates:
Brandon Beaver
Shane Brostek
Jeff Lindquist (new TE version)
Joe Mathis
Damien "Derpin'" Turpin
Psalm Wooching
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Mathis seems like the only guy on that list better than a backup long snapper.
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I vote for Turpin, he has done nothing up to this point.. so anything from him would be an improvement.
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I don't think Mathis should be on the list, so not including him I'll vote for Brostek.
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Voted you up for recognizing Turpin is useless. That said, no way that turd does anything, ever.Rapeculturedawg said:I vote for Turpin, he has done nothing up to this point.. so anything from him would be an improvement.
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WTF. My pick to click. -
It's either Beaver, Brostek or Mathis, because they have at least shown a pulse here and there. I'd go with Mathis, on a flyer.
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I debated whether Mathis should be on the list. However, for all the hype he had coming in, he hasn't really accomplished anything more than Brandon Beaver has. At least he hasnt been supplanted by an underclassman yet.CokeGreaterThanPepsi said:I don't think Mathis should be on the list, so not including him I'll vote for Brostek.
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Mathis has no business being on that list.
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Great non-pole pole as always.
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Brostek will be starting or at least playing significant snaps in our most questionable position group so yeah....hopefully him.
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Chris Petersen
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If Brostek is playing TSIO.
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Wanted to chin for great thread idea. Wanted to flag/wtf for Psalm mention.
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Mathis doesn't make sense for the question, Wooching is only good at being a HH joke, Beaver is so buried behind all the stud Lake recruits, Brostek seems ready to contribute but will probably get raped by a bunch of Rutgers pussies and will end up on the bench until graduation, Lindquist............um, and Tupou was pretty much Tupin until last year. I'll put my vote on Derpin.
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"human equivalent of The Zone"Dardanus said:Mathis seems like the only guy on that list better than a backup long snapper.
Definitely not Penalty Yard Psalm. That guy is the human equivalent of The Zone.
Hurtful - Hilarious -
Browning?
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Passion said:
Browning?
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Wooching will play the "Jaydon Mickens" role with the fans this year.
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This thread will be bumped- often.
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Is Hudson still on the team?
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I'll throw out Ajamu and Dotson.
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The award is for seniors who haven't done shit up to this point. Believe it or not, Ajamu is only a junior and Dotson a sophomore.TTJ said:I'll throw out Ajamu and Dotson.
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I can't wait for psalm to have 8 garbage time sacks after the first 3 weeks and his dad kickstarts his YouTube Heisman campaign
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bananasnblondes said:
The award is for seniors who haven't done shit up to this point. Believe it or not, Ajamu is only a junior and Dotson a sophomore.TTJ said:I'll throw out Ajamu and Dotson.
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Fixed.LoneStarDawg said:I can't wait for psalm to have
82 garbage timesackstackles for loss and a pass deflected after the first 3 weeks and his dad kickstarts his YouTube Heisman campaign -
How many personal fouls will he have?LoneStarDawg said:I can't wait for psalm to have 8 garbage time sacks after the first 3 weeks and his dad kickstarts his YouTube Heisman campaign
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2 roughing the passer late hits but the QBs won't actually go down, it'll just be so damn late.bananasnblondes said:
How many personal fouls will he have?LoneStarDawg said:I can't wait for psalm to have 8 garbage time sacks after the first 3 weeks and his dad kickstarts his YouTube Heisman campaign
And he'll lose his starting spot after being exposed against zona, stanford, & oregon, but still lead the team in sacks -
I like you. You should poast more.Woof said:
Fixed.LoneStarDawg said:I can't wait for psalm to have
82 garbage timesackstackles for loss and a pass deflected after the first 3 weeks and his dad kickstarts his YouTube Heisman campaign -
Brandon beaver is the loser who got tacked by the fucking QB last year after he picked one. Get him the fuck outta here
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TTJ said:bananasnblondes said:
The award is for seniors who haven't done shit up to this point. Believe it or not, Ajamu is only a junior and Dotson a sophomore.TTJ said:I'll throw out Ajamu and Dotson.
